>>97249307
Wouldn't the real Americans have observed boxing day? The Anglo derived ones I mean.

lmao at the autists seething so hard in this thread

>>97251032
lmfao roflbbq youre such a good troll!!!!! OMG

>>97251078
seethe harder bitch

>>97251109
ur so rite!!!

>>97249851
Full disclosure about three: no one knows. Catholicism and its various branches will point to religious connotations(father, son, and spirit), I have no idea about other religions. Mystics would emphasis that the action of doing things thrice is a certainty you're impressing upon reality. The more numerology inclined scholars could point to three being a "sacred" prime number though they would struggle to explain the sanctity. Bureaucracy's need for triplicate was for simplicity's sake; one for you, one for their on-site files, and one for the archive. One of the oldest recorded protections against the fairer folk came from the Norse and the Fairest were the only beings that warranted threefold protections out of all their enemies. As one can derive from these examples, and others if one researches, is that three allows for a fortification of form and function. You do things three times because you want it done strong, done right, and done forever.
Four has a similar effect though it seems to be more about empowering in an offensive connotation. You bless your bullets four times, in groups of four, and the ritual will make the damage twice as much no matter their size.

>>97249622
They're good at hiding amongst humans, better than other monsters. They're schemers, cursing their victims insteady of attacking them directly (mostly). For some reason they tend to stay away from places that are associated with order and rationality. Weaknesses? Not much is known, there is a rumor that they're weak to iron weapons but that's yet to be tested. If you kill one make sure to let us know, any method is good as long as it works.

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>>97249967
Thank you for your prompt response. I would greatly appreciate it if you could provide any information on how to capture and contain a live specimen.

>>97250451
Friend, I think half of the comments here are saying you SHOULDN'T fuck with Fae. At any rate perhaps iron would work well? I only know from legends in passing, perhaps if you know any hermit or druidic types they might be of assistance.

>>97236479
Ain't no rest for the wicked, so we righteous have to work twice as hard

>>97250285
What the fuck did you do?!

>>97250502
Cursed City with some custom doors, mysterious objects and classic WFB models.

>Ratling Venators
Is picking up one of these with a long rifle worth doing early game? I've only got 7 guys in the gang and assuming about 100 creds per game, probably need to prioritize getting more cheap bodies and some extra equipment.

A ratling with long rifle runs 50 credits. I can get smokes, grapnels, and a few other items for 100.
The alternative would be a ganger with boltgun.

Thoughts?

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>>97250260
Groovery, baby

>>97250535
It'll be fine but you should change that ratling into champ.

>>97250772
i mean that seems to be how most 40k books go
you focus on where the action is or MC are doing some gambit to change the flow of the battle

>>97250772
fair enough, I just find we sometimes write things in a way that imply nothing is happening elsewhere on the planet, which is also a problem with some of the BL writers

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>>97249933
>Be Sergeant Ivana Semenov, 74465th Valhallan, Recon company 32E
>Natalya and I link back up with our company, get assigned new snowmobiles, and get tasked with flanking the edges of the enemy formations to inform our commanders of how rapidly the enemy is spreading into New Yur
>It sounds more dangerous than it actually is, since I know the streets of New Yur pretty well and know lots of hidden places with great sight lines where I can spy on the enemy from a distance
>It is still pretty dangerous though, twice we get in high speed firefights with motorbike riding enemies spreading chaos with firebombs
>For now the fighting seems to be mostly confined to “Quarantined Zone A”, an area hit bad by last year’s fighting where lingering pockets of Chaos taint still linger, causing occasional outbreaks of mutation, insanity, ghosts, and living dead.
>Massive walls were built around Zone A, and the other quarantined zones as well, so we are not sure why the enemy felt the need to break into them since they will also have to break out at some point. However, a few commanders got worried that they may be targeting the contaminated zones for a reason, so now many companies from several different regiments, mine included, are entering to take a look around (also there is a convoy carrying hot chocolate cutting through Zone A for some reason)
>Oh joy
>We also get reports that a few soldiers posted along the edges of Zone A have gone insane with bloodl ust or sex lust

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>>97250936
>Thirty minutes and ten more fire fights later, I have little to report to the Major other than “Its chaotic in here”, “the situation is in flux” and other such nonsense
>Noteworthy encounters included a bottomless Nordican woman dropping down from above and trying to face hump me, watching five zombies trying to escape a locked room from the other side of a basement window, one of those pyro cultists setting himself on fire while trying to use a flamer that had recently been damaged, and two Felinids tearing apart a Gretchin with their bare hands

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>Be Old Krampus, “Lesser” Daemon of Slaanesh
>The second Blood Bowl game has begun, just as Hen-tai wills it
>The Orks have mostly left to go to the city of New Yur, and Vashtorr’s army is chasing some of the Slaaneshi back to Exmus to force them to watch the Blood Bowl game. Vashtorr’s army is in turn being stalked by Sobek’s army, the few among Sobek’s followers who are still sane that is
>I don’t know why this “Morris the first” has decided to help me, and I sense he also plans on double crossing me, but for now, my objectives are being met
>I turn myself invisible, head to the Slaaneshi section of the stands, and then turn myself into an obese, deeply intoxicated looking cultist who few would have any reason to disturb so I can watch the game, and control the fans, in peace and quiet

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>>97249760
>That's hilarious, I want one of those dolls!
Mercury Lamp's robot dolls are the only items in the house that are more jealously guarded than the Amur leopard fur coat we just gave mom. Our doll who makes dolls constantly complains that they're "incomplete", "unfinished" and so on, exactly like your typical tortured artist or poète maudit from clan Toreador does when talking about their works.
I think she might put the first one on auction in the next 3-5 years given how fast robots, let alone AI, are advancing, but for the time being, she only sells traditional dolls.
>Women of culture I see.
The first time I saw a SIG MPX was about five years ago in Hong Kong. A cop had one and I immediately took a picture and sent it to Boy Toy for identification. He loves it too, even though it's not the most powerful or expensive weapon in our arsenal, he says it's one of the most fun. It's the same with my McLaren 750S when compared to the rest of the garage.

Speaking of our garage, Princess Charming confessed to me she wants to auction her Porsche 918 Spyder and get herself a Ferrari SF90 XX Spider. Knowing her, I bet she wants a grey one, like Grigio Titanio.
I don't think it's a terribly wise investment but she insists the Porsche is 11 years old and this was never about the money.

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>>97250239
>I think she might put the first one on auction in the next 3-5 years given how fast robots, let alone AI, are advancing, but for the time being, she only sells traditional dolls.
At least we kindred are naturals at what the kine call, "the waiting game".

>A cop had one and I immediately took a picture and sent it to Boy Toy for identification. He loves it too, even though it's not the most powerful or expensive weapon in our arsenal, he says it's one of the most fun.
They look cute, I have a soft spot for PDWs and SMGs. Also small handguns like the S&W MP Shield. Look how cute it is! (pic)

>>97248862
>those memories
uh... You should get out man. Like, a hundred years ago

>>97250551
Their small size and low recoil definitely make all these weapons attractive to women, and attractive in the hands of women.
>>97250727
That Volgirre woman said: "I am destroying you so I can rebuild a better you." My second greatest shame is that I have to admit she was right: I am more resilient after surviving this, and I understand the perspective of women, victims, prey. We're still exchanging letters to this day. Everything I do is out of love of Mother, becoming a better Boy Toy is the least I could do.
Boy Toy is blood bond and even has the Loathsome Regnant flaw. You can't convince him to leave the House by posting on SchreckNet.
Meanwhile Venus in Furs has the Unbondable merit, she can drink the vitae of her childer to her heart's content.

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>>97250872
some bahari shit you're in freakazoid. Though I hope you learnt how to remodel yourself from that volgirrl experience, that would be sick as hell

>>97250992
Use them how?

>>97250943
It's a better thermal conductor, better electrical conductor, is slightly harder&stronger, is just a little over half the weight, and unless the prices have drastically changed from now to then it's going to be orders of magnitude cheaper.

>>97251015
Prices for metals are probably going to be way different in the Battletech universe since they have thousands of planets to mine from.

>>97250888
How do you guys deal with pet hairs? Not only on the bed but also on miniatures too

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>>97251061
The minis are dry. There's no hair that sticks to them. If I do find a stray hair, I imagine I'd just pick it off. I just have 1 short hair cat. His hair isn't a big deal.

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>>97250995
AAAAANOOOOOOOOOOON

>>97250974
>MHApedo IMMEDIATELY starts thinking of an underage's ass
like clockwork

>>97251014
>underage's
Anon, this site is strictly 18+ so he's in his right to assume that the ass he thinks of is an adult ass.

>>97250940
Erotic mushroom... Uooohhh...

>>97251067
MP about erotic mushrooms when?

>>97250675
I'm glad you thought me clever. Probably best to let that one lie, though. Post a few gametales, review the latest brew or drop one of your own.

>>97248056
>imagining that everyone with a different opinion is the same guy
>blatantly shitting on an RPG while taking great offense to wholly imagined aspersions on another
Touching grass is not enough for you. Go eat a salad.

>>97250675
I never said I wasn't biased, in fact I laid out some of my bias on the table by mentioning Shadowrun, and how that flavours my view of RT. But this is a seriously deluded post that comes from having some insane nostalgia goggles glued firmly to your head, so I'm not going to engage beyond this.

>>97250828
I never said they were the same guy, but nothing in my posts was terribly hostile or showed I was offended so I can only guess those who think that way are bootybothered by the fact I said their beloved RPG sucks ass.

>>97250808
>Post a few gametales, review the latest brew or drop one of your own
Very much this. I've said my piece about the state of this general, the only way to overcome is to embrace discussion of the new systems and/or generate content for the old.

>>97250873
Salad pics or GTFO.

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>>97250283
[Oisuke no Tsukue (Oisuke)] Lamia-ka Shita kara Ecchi suru Kai

>>97250075
You're assuming anyone would even want to associate with such a judgmental cunt. I've known a dozen Too Good 4 U types like yourself over the years and you always have excuses for why you "choose" not to associate with supposedly lesser people, but every single time the reality is you're all just twats that nobody wants to be around so you craft this narrative of you as a "normal person"(who in reality want nothing to do with you) who rejects the scene out of choice to preserve your sad little ego. I suppose my ego would be in the shitter as well if I was such a social reject that even the other people society brands as social rejects told me to do one.

>>97250075
I only play with my friends.

>>97250942
nta
Sounds like you've got too much baggage to engage with your friends about things you like in a friendly manner.

>>97250823
>Employed, socially functional people with families and hobbies aside from /tg/ do play games, though.
I am amazed that our DM has
>a wife
>two children
>is a military doctor that gets sent from barracks to barracks
>Still somehow manages to prepare a weekly session most weeks, for a fucking sandbox game with tons of npcs, places, enemies including homebrew ones, etc. All with their own notes and images and shit. And maps, tons of maps
I seriously respect the dude.
Another player, one of 3 that always show up, also has has a wife and a kid, for the record.

>>97251056
Sounds like a guy who likes his games enough to spend the time he spends driving from barrack to barrack or doing chores at home also thinking about the next session. My main game's also got a GM with a wife, two kids and a pretty busy job - probably not as busy as your GM, though - and out of the four players all are employed and one's also married and has children. I'm not married myself, for the record, but I am employed and have had a pretty busy year and a half at work. The current GM's view on successfully running a game with a lot of other things going on in life has been that spending those moments when your hands are busy but your brain doesn't have much to do thinking about the game and planning ahead.

>>97233040
Upon first creating my fantasy nobles, I naturally based them all on the incompetent buffoons found in British high society, that's my style sir.

>>97246098
Based Sharpe poster.

>>97242977
This looks like shit.

>>97242953
>When Sinistaar the Dark Lich rises from his thousand year slumber, De Sandea will be the one guy who knows *exactly* how a phylactery works, how it might be found and destroyed, and maybe an uncomfortable amount on how to make one if you were so inclined (which is impractical, you'd never get ahold of that many orphans without drawing attention to yourself, there HAS to be a better way...)

This is actually perfect for the campaign, thanks anon

>>97245555
That anon means they started out that way. Typically warlords and very successful barbarian killers and conquerors set up the main noble houses once they were done conquering. Their kids and grandkids grew up in the lap of luxury and turned out to be the wealthy educated elites in society. But if you look back far enough, most of those families started out with a guy with a last name like The Conqueror, Bloodaxe, Ironfang, Skullcrusher, The Terible, etc.

>>97248609
Or maybe you are thinking of your posts.

>>97249505
Dungeon was such an underrated resource. I was more of a Dragon man myself, but Dungeon still had its share of gold.

>>97232118
>interacting with NPCs to gain power is the same thing as abusing rule edge cases that don't make a lick of sense to do shit that shouldn't be possible.
If I was the GM I would heavily encourage you not to do that stupid shit but come on now.

>>97250257
>interacting with NPCs
>cutting a monster into pieces and making sapient ropes out of them
>"""interacting"""

>>97247426
Best solution is to make them Diegetic.
Know how in 1981 Clash of the Titans movie where it occasionally zooms out to the gods playing hungry hungry hippos with the lives of men and they comment on what rube Perseus is?
If you want Fate Points to exist in setting then have them be the interest of the gods.
Make big sacrifices? Fate Points.
Do a job that's low pay but honours someone or helps someone favoured by them? Fate Points.
Roll a pair of 20s in a row? Give them a Lady Point and when they ask what that is tell them it's a fate point from The Lady and not to ask more.
They read the Necronomicon and become a crazy cultist mainlining your dark god? Fate Points out the wazoo.

>>97165495
Corrosive mud that turns things it touches into swampy goop.

>>97171614
Untold ages ago, the first emperor of humanity sought immortality. He sent his top alchemist (along with a few thousand people) on a voyage to search for the elixir of life. Of course, they didn't find it.

When they returned, however, they found only ocean where a continent once was. That day, they formed an organization to investigate the destruction of their homeland. Their main goal now is to kill the emperor.

>>97165346
I want my next magic system to have a language of creation, which magic users speak to alter reality. What are some existing settings that handle the concept well, after Earthsea and Eragon, and what do I need to consider, especially in regards to keeping things from being too OP?

>>97250519
Unironically Skyrim, as that's what Shouting is

>>97250519
the second apocalpyse

>>97247428
Based.
I hope he keeps doing it. I hate pseudo-janny schizos like you more than anything.
Can't wait for the next thread.

>>97245874
Hardly.

>>97246420
Anyone who actually plays games cares, retard.

>>97248573
>calling a redditor who shits up the drawfag thread based
Kys

>>97238227
lol

There is no reason at all that you shouldn't be able to make a character that is good at sneaking and good at fighting if that's what you want to do.

>>97249589
>there shouldn't be a class that's completely useless in a major phase of the game.
That should be obvious and I never suggested that. I don't think you should discount a good design philosophy simply due to a boneheaded execution. Gaps in class performance should always be vertical slices of a game.

>>97249721
Classes will never be good design philosophy.

>>97249181
I wish TTRPG companies and indie game designers agreed, but then again, I can just make what I want ("rewrite what you don't like") so I don't need to worry about what other people produce.

>>97249689
This

To the anon two days ago giving bad advice to a new player about sleeving suck my big fat dick because Im currently sorting a booster box that I opened the packs and just dumped all the commons back into the box, moved multiple times, its been 10 years + in my home, and every single card is in mint condition.