can sneedhouse be a meme now?
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>got suspendedWas it worth it?
There's an OC called Paschayek, she is a female Sebulba. There are multiple commissioned pieces of Jar Jar fucking her. I know this, so now you must know it too.
>>217390523I won't know it 'til i see it, silly
>>217390523i commission art of Jar Jar Binks fucking my male femboy OC, Jar Jar is so hot
>>217390486heesa back
Pretty sure he just did it for the giggles. He didnt need the prize money as he was the number 1 ranked racer in the bracket and had been for a long time.
>Thanks for mowing, didn't feel like sweating and getting covered in lawn clippings. Why don't we have a proper dinner this time?
is mowing another man's lawn in the US really considered a social transgression equivalent to fucking his wife?
>>217389173No self respecting physically capable man would ever allow that to happen.
>>217389173mowing and then sitting your smelly ass down in my house to let my wife pour you a lemonade is a transgression, yesespecially considering you weren't invited nor were you asked for help
>>217389173in places where the average IQ is below 100 i.e. the south, yes.
>>217389173It's a metaphor. It was very hard to notice though because the writing in True Detective is very intelligent.
What was wrong with those bedwetters? Vito ain't gay. It was clearly a joke. He even said so, but the real ass munchers spread the fake rumor to tony anyway. What a bunch of schmucks.Vito has a wife and kid WHY WOULD HE BE GAY, DUH????
Why did faggot meme zoomers hijack this show?
>>217390109Sopranos posting died on the vine
>>217390109>AIIIIIEEEE WHY ARE PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN ME ENJOYING THINGS I DID WHEN I WAS YOUNG!????cmon man why be mad
That straight acting Chad lumberjack being with a disgusting fat greasy NJ wop like Vito is the most unrealistic part of the show.
>>217389391>help tie security guard's shoes in his car>get accused of blowing him>make a joke and be there at a fag bar>get accused of being a fag>dont do 20 years in the can>Phil personally comes and kills youBad run of luck for poor Vito, he shouldve stayed his alternate persona of Gino
Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man>During World War II, Tommy Shelby (Cillian Murphy) returns from a self-imposed exile for his most destructive reckoning yet.Enola Holmes 3>Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown), the brilliant sister Sherlock Holmes (Henry Cavill) investigates a new mystery while grappling with a marriage proposal.Apex>A grieving woman (Charlize Theron) testing her limits in the Australian wilderness is suddenly ensnared in a deadly game with a ruthless serial killer (Taron Egerton).Animals>When their son is kidnapped, a Los Angeles mayoral candidate (Ben Affleck) and his wife (Kerry Washington) find themselves drawn into a web of deception. As they scramble to raise the ransom payment, they’re forced to make choices that could tear their world apart.Here Comes The Flood>A master thief (Robert Pattinson), a security guard (Denzel Washington) and a bank teller (Daisy Edgar-Jones) are caught in a deadly game of cons and double crosses.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ladies First>A ladies man (Sacha Baron Cohen) gets a wake-up call when he finds himself in a parallel world dominated by women where he goes head-to-head with a fiery female counterpart (Rosamund Pike) who makes things far more of a challenge for him.Good Sex>After spending a decade in a failed relationship, pragmatic couples’ therapist Ally (Natalie Portman) is turning 40 and reluctantly dipping her toe back into the New York dating scene. But she gets more than she bargained for when she meets two men — one in his twenties (Tucker Pillsbury) and one in his fifties (Mark Ruffalo) — who show her there is no set formula for good sex.Little Brother>A famous real estate agent’s (John Cena) carefully curated world is upended when his eccentric “little brother” (Eric André) unexpectedly reappears.72 Hours>A 40-year-old executive (Kevin Hart) hopes to save his flailing career by joining a group of twenty-somethings on a wild three-day bachelor party after he’s inadvertently added to their group text.A Dog's Perfect Christmas>A tale of a family in crisis where a teenager, her grandfather (Dennis Quaid), and his trusty dog struggle to keep the household together at Christmas.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I like to imagine Thomas Shelby goes to war and actually has to get down in the foxholes again.
Quasimodo>On the eve of the July Revolution, as the cholera epidemic spreads through the city, hunchback bellringer Quasimodo (Vincent Cassel) is caught between political turmoil and an impossible love.Unabom>Ted Kaczynski’s (Jacob Tremblay) transformation from Harvard prodigy into the infamous Unabomber. Subjected to controversial psychological experiments by Professor Henry Murray (Russell Crowe), Kaczynski’s troubled past resurfaces decades later when his manhunt, led by FBI agent Joanne Miller (Shailene Woodley), brings to light the chilling consequences of ambition and isolation.The Mosquito Bowl>Following the attack on Pearl Harbor, four of America’s top college football stars (Bill Skarsgard, Ray Nicholson, Nicholas Galitzine, Tom Francis) set their fame aside to enlist in the Marines. As they prepare for the brutal invasion of Okinawa, they’ll play in a legendary game that, for many, will be the last they ever play.The Adventures of Cliff Booth>In 1979, former stunt double turned studio fixer Cliff Booth (Brad Pitt) comes into conflict with gangsters attempting to take control of Hollywood.Narnia: The Magician’s Nephew>In the 1900s, friends Digory Kirke (David McKenna) and Polly Plummer (Beatrice Campbell) find a pair of magic rings created by Digory's uncle Andrew Ketterley (Daniel Craig) that allow them to travel the Multiverse, and in their journey, they witness the birth of the magical world of Narnia and must help its guardian, the lioness Aslan (Meryl Streep), to protect it from the evil white witch Jadis (Emma Mackey).
I didn't know they stacked shit that high
Kino.
>anime can't be ki-
>>217390426>omg zanny!
>tranimeewww ewwww yuck yuck YIKES
>the character Doc Martin originally appeared in the film Saving Grace (2000) and 2 made for TV films>he drinks, smokes weed and is completely different to how he is in the show
>>217389577Did not know that. 2 Doc Martin posts at the same time? That you, OP?
I hate this fat fuck like you wouldn't believe. I don't even care about the books anymore, my hype died whenever season 5 got released, I just really hate this pretentious porker.
>>217388354>Jon would send Ghost awayI got so hyped for those stupid direwolves 15 years ago. I thought they were going to be important and awesome. George pretends he's this amazing writer but they should have an opposite for Chekov's Gun: Martin's Direwolf. It's introduced. It's in the story. But it doesn't do shit. Lul expectations subverted retard! You got PRANKED! I saw posted somewhere we got real direwolves before GRR(I)M did anything with his.
>>217388826After reading one of those stupid hot shots superhero books he edits I start to wonder if that's how GoT was written as well. The stories meander off. The chapters "feel" different. It's like 5 people writing a D&D campaign with no outline. Now all the characters are scattered as winter sets in. It's just shit.
May his death be painful
>>217388753Hey now, first he honoured Herbert by copying the first volume of Dune and then by getting tired of the world he created.
>>217387926>being that rich and choosing to eat at schlotsky’sHe deserves everything he gets
What did I think of it?
>>217387140bodycam bit always cracks me up
>>217387140kino, best comedy in the last 10 yearsnot saying much, cos the genre is completely fucking dead, but still, way better than it had any right to be
>>217388727A lot of bad directors (even with the later Naked Gun movies) didn't realize it's not about him making silly faces or mugging for the camera, it was his ability to deliver ridiculous dialogue with a straight face. Frank Drebin is still a hard boiled detective, just one who lives in a weird world.
>>217387140it had it moments but it was weird how it completely ripped off the villain's plan from kingsmen without acknowledging it
>>217387140it was better than the happy gilmore sequel
40k sisters, we won.
Don't think it's truly possible to woke up the sisters. They are the most racist and psychotic of the Imperium factions. Even the Salamander animation portrayed the sister as a schizo bitch who wanted to murder brown children lmao.
For me?It’s Kharn.
>>217389701Lmao eat shit 40k fags
>>217390309I take it you didn't watch the trailer.
>>217389701So basically troons wonGood job
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>217377689>all these (you)'s from the seething shitskinsI FUCKING KNEEL
>>217386484>Agreed.. If you're a whoreAll women are.
>>217390700Now take that feeling and multiply it by a zillion and it’s how sydney feels when roasties seethe over her
>>217390463Wow, she chose to stay with her wealthy super-powerful sugar daddy? What a keeper!
>>217381243What's it like fucking a beautiful woman bros, im about to get married and never managed to go above a 4. It breaks my heart.
>SILENCE!
>>217388306Flaws side, Lynch did a great job casting Dune. The actors speak with conviction and are natural in their roles whereas Villenueve's Dune looks like it was cast by committee, and nobody owns their role.
>>217389147Jessica and Feyd were played well in the nu-Dune films.Skarsgard didn't get to do much because the Baron has been deemed a problematic character and Villeneuve's solution was to have him say almost nothing.
>>217388306>i will always remember Kyles gom jabbar
>>217388306
CEASE!
what /tv/ thoughts on FMV media, the ones that let you pick your own adventure and heroine?
>I've tried it on twenty Oompa Loompas and they've all exploded!>It's just weird!
>>217386670Michael Jackson actually wanted to be Willy Wonka in this movie. He wrote a whole soundtrack to even raise his odds on being cast as Willy Wonka but WB declined even though they liked the soundtrack because of all the controversies he was in.
>>217388786WillyC is rockin kino! Thanks for this lil treat.
>>217381448>>217384950This is the funniest shit to meI giggle every time
https://youtu.be/YtY6JoPX5MU
