>hired by Leno as a goof>demoted immediately >couldn't do anything else on TV after Leno>is now becoming one of the biggest /tv/ lolcows of all time>he's even getting goofed on by Warren from Buffy the Vampire Slayerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5LV4p9QhQgIs Stuttering John the biggest career failure in television history?
>>217373581You're mostly correct, but the early Sirius years were gold IMO. Richard, Sal, Artie, Benjy, Eric the Actor, Riley Martin, Bigfoot, etc. all provided tons of entertainment.
>>217374089That's true, John started from a higher height.There's just nothing lower than watching your wife get cucked by accountants and trooning out.One of John's kids is trans though. lol
>>217374125>One of John's kids is trans though. lolHis daughter is also gay, too. 2 fag kids = shit father
>>217374191 + jewish mother = kids had no chance
>>217374414yep, the jew mom probably encouraged itsuzanner was a starfucker who wanted a famous husband so she could be famous.
>Terminator 1>Heavily implied Novikov self-consistency principle; future cannot be altered, and attempts to alter the future result in it occurring (Reese getting with Sarah Connor creates John Connor, the Terminator's hand allows SkyNet to reverse engineer)>Terminator 2>lol actually you can change the futureDoes Cameron not understand how time travel works, or did Gale Anne Hurd and William Wisher do the heavy lifting for the scripts and just weren't on the same page?
>>217365039>Does Cameron not understand how time travel worksNobody does because it's not fucking real.
>>217365039>Heavily impliedYour dumbass fault
T3 corrects this by making judgement day inevitable. You can alter certain specifics but things will always happen a certain way eventually
>>217373673Small arms are shown to be fairly ineffective, but they would still be able to take it down with explosives, incendiary, and AT weapons. But watching them figure this out would make for a good premise.
You cant change it they just managed to delay Judgment Day, see T3.
I could have saved her.
>>217372406It's a little known Korean movie that played in film festivals but didn't get a wide release in theaters as far as I know.
>Aliens kill everyone>It doesn't work on an incel chud like meCheck mate alien chuddies.Now I am alive and I can explore the planet on my own.
I'd Bug her Onia if you catch my quiff
Halfway through I started thinking about how I would love if she actually was an alien. I’m glad they went through with it.
I didn't get the point of it but it was fun.
What did you think of the Black Mirror episode Nosedive?And is this the best Black Mirror episode it seems to predict a lot of things.
Thread to discuss The Raped and also clowns in general /tv/ medium...did they will survive Todd Philips era or are they condemned to be literally laughing stocks for the next 100 years?Discuss.
>>217370398>Joker statusRaped and cucked>Joaquin statusRaped career>Todd Phillips statusRaped legacy>Clown chud statusRaped by lifeThe only one to get out of the ordeal without getting raped was Lady Gaga.
>>217370398Il VIOLATO
AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER!
but what about Rapeman? WHERE THE FUCK WAS RAPEMAN?
>>217371900He was killed like a retard by a retard.
Kevin is from Chicago. Why did he act like a ruralite who has never seen a skyscraper when he got to New York?
>>217356341Most americans don't leave the area where they grew up
>>217368799He was just a kid.
>>217356288envy. they don't hate white people, they're jealous that they're not white people.
>>217370756their retard boomer parents fell for the jewish psyop. jews sold them cheap cardboard shacks in the suburbs and forced them to commute into the city while they bought all the real estate in cities. cities also hold voting power over whole states, they imported niggers and third worlders who vote for politicians kikes put in to do their bidding. you'll always see rural and suburban retards scratch their head why the state votes for people that hate them "when the whole state is majority red" but the cities are blue.
>>217371587Kek man are such cattle
JUST
>>217371641I'm pretty capable. What I lack in rizz, I more than make up in legal acumen.
>>217371593Nigga, I'm bald and that is just 100% pure cope. I'll admit your dating life doesn't end like some like to claim but it's a massive hit.
>>217371564Unironically, for real, actually, no joke, had to get it on.
>>217371593if you lack the tony soprano personality / aura, this won't work.And if you ever start talking about T with women, they'll ick or just smirk and laugh at you.
>>217373742That will happen with adult men as well. Just don't be a faggot ruled by the internet
This bizarre casting choice doesn't get nearly as much shit as it deserves. No way they would let a Black ass chicago nigga be a Jedi. He would not be accepted in any temple, in fact, they would run across the street from him if they saw him at a high likelihood of getting mugged. Samuel L. Jackson is not a religious bureaucrat, he is a scary ass angry Black man. >they didn't even bother hiding this fact on screen.
>>217372485Wasn't it explained even by George that he's supposed to be a bit closer to the dark side than jedis usually
>>217374344>only black jedi>he's close to the dark sideI think Lucas was seeing how racist he could be without anyone catching it.
>>217372485HAHHAAHA shows what you know.Chicago has the HIGHEST proportion of black belts in the nation and many of them are worn by black dudes. If there was to be Jedi in America, there would be some in Chicago you bet your space western ass.
>>217372864>>217372946It's great and memorable.>but for the PT he was this mythical god surrounded by sycophants and nobody wanted to question himTrannyism.
>>217372485>>they didn't even bother hiding this fact on screen.The point of the scene is that Mace gets emotional and then ends up breaking the Jedi code.
>Capitalism is... LE BAD?!?
>>217372501Whoring out le bad.Not telling your vagina fucker to wear a condom... le results in pregnancy.Stupid whores.
>>217373578Holy Land went under with COVID. I remember going to Holy Land when I was a kid. There were zero rides, some stage shows I barely remember, and a hot dog I couldn't eat because I had a loose tooth (one of the last of the "baby teeth") that made it hard to eat anything.
>>217372501>sneed is....LE CHUCK?!
>>217374238>>217374238Baskin won, Sneed lost.
>>217373314How are they micro managing us?How are they making a decision? Like if the Jews are deciding who is president. How do they figure out Trump is gonna win in 2016, lose in 2020 and win in 2024Do they have a big meeting? Are they sending letters or making phone calls to organise the conspiracy? Like how are they deciding on what they are trying to do before they micromanage
>Characters mom constantly tells him to read the Bible
Read the Quran instead brother.
>>217373878Wtf I loved Waterboy
>>217373878>son I know I mutilated your penis because Dr. Goldshekelstein insisted on a tip, aborted all your brothers and sister, cheated on and divorced your father and am currently reverse mortgaging the house you grew up in to go on monthly cruise ships but as long as you open your heart to Christ all is forgiven.
>>217373878Every good self-help book is a ripoff of Proverbs. It will change your life for the better.
>>217373878you have to want to find Jesus, you have to entirely surrender to him and invite him into your life and accept you are his servant to begin your faith journey with the bible, otherwise its highly unlikely you’re stick with reading it
What is your favorite kino for each holiday?Picrel, Saint Patrick's Day.
On second thought, replace Die Hard 4 with this. Save Die Hard 1 for Christmas.
>>217372770based and underrated
>>217372104Do the Right Thing
>>217372817WELCOME TO THE POTTY PAL
>>217372588lofl. After "Hamilton," we need an all-White civil rights docudrama.
I can still picture her face in my mind perfectly despite not looking at it in years. how did they do it?
Dick Smith is literally the most important makeup artist of all time. That's why.
>It's a "Best of the Worst pretends MST3K doesn't exist" episodeGenuine cringe
>>217373933Even if Joel never saw Turkey Television, which is more likely than not since it was obscure and not everyone had cable TV back then, I'm still thanking God for Joel because I've seen a lot more movies than otherwise I'd never consider watching and it's been fun.
>>217372610>MST3KPeak uncslop
>>217374060I honestly want to know, anon, what is your favorite film?
>>217374076Gremlins 2 The New Batch
>>217374328I love that film. Better than the original and it's not even close. Did you know that there's two distinct versions? -t. saw the Hulk Hogan version in a theater :)
This movie any good?
>>217372463SAMIR SHITTING IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
>>217372463It is one of the dumbest premises ever.
>>217372463It sounded kind of dumb six years ago but that was before jeet fatigue set in.
>>217372463>Siiiiiir can you kindly do the needful>Siiiiiir can you kindly do the needful>Sikhar Bhandari>wiping his ass with the hand that he uses to eat>shits in the street>squats off the sidewalk>ignoring the room with the door and the loo in the floor>what is it for?
>>217372463>An Indian guy wrote all The Beatles' songs>Paying to watch cultural genocide>>217373779heh
This movie was kinda gay. Why did they make Mads a cuck who forgives his wife for cheating on him?
>>217373066good bait
>>217373448the obvious answer is dont be such a bitch your wife even thinks about cheating, but if you are and it does happen then you shouldnt end it for that
>>217373484good bait
>>217374124this quite a decent bait
>>217372920>vinterBERGthere you go
