>>33859026most people have insider access when they 'easily' get a job. if you have web dev experience you can apply to 1000 jobs and one may hire you. it doesn't have to be a web dev job, you can teach web dev or consult or web dev. usually the experience you have only applies to similar jobs. on your resume, put your web dev experience and then translate that into a separate section of transferable skills like numeracy or abstract thinking
>>33858961First you get a job that doesn’t require a resume. After a year, you’ll have work experience that you can use to create a resume.
>>33859219>picrelatedYou should check if you have any parasites.
>>33858961>How to write a Resume if you're a NEET?You don’t.
>>33858961I'm so glad I started working at 16 and so have never had this problem. Any man that fell for the NEET meme is an actual retard, unless he won the lottery or got a massive inheritance or something
When you send in your application for a job, do they find it annoying if you call them about your application?Or are you supposed to wait for them to contact you?
>>33847196Kill yourself.
>>33853562kek
>>33849362You fat, bitch.
>>33847196I am starving you fucking cunt.
>>33857885Apply for food stamps
I'm basically 40 years old and I have somehow managed to convince this freshly 18 year old girl to date me.She turned 18 back in JanuaryHow do I deal with people calling me a pedophile when they see me with her?She graduates high school next year.
>>33857991Im not. I think its disgusting for a old man to date a 18 years old
>>33857998>>33858003cope and seethe roasties lol
she's good for a solid 7 years, pic related
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>>33858047Aww that's cute
>be me>be black in college>meet a black girl>said she transferred from an hbcu>kinda annoying, always bringing up black shit idc about>wanna smash cuz nice ass so just deal with it>were back in my dorm>I turn on a movie>American pie>one of my favorites >she asks me why I turned on the "white ass movie">tell her it's a funny movie>she asks how a movie about stupid white boys can be funny>tell her he fucks an apple pie in his kitchen, its kinda funny>she says thats white boy humor Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33858618Stop making up these threads you have a specific fetish for these role plays
>>33858618>an hbcuthis is the funniest thing i've seen a freshman say ever
>>33858885>larp. zoomers don't reference these movies or understand what they areI'm not OP, but stfkI'm a zoomer (23) and I grew up watching this kinda of shit. A lot of zoomers don't know these movies, that's true, but not all, and I know what these movies are. They are Jewish fables aimed to destroy millennials, which indeed happened. Millennials grew up thinking losing virginity was a great thing, they have their value tied to sex. It doesn't mean the movie isn't funny.
>>33858618>change my major to businessMy fucking sides XD
>>33858820>He's black himself.>Proceeds to explain 1001 ways to why this boy is fuckedI started laughing and just saying AHHHH HE'S BLACK!!! AAAHHAHHAHAALMAOOOOOOO I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN A LONG TIMEnever stop, racist anons, never stop.Also I fully agree he's just gotta deal with the chimpouts if he wants a black girl
How long is it supposed to take a guy to find a girlfriend? A woman that is willing to date him?
>>33848838>Consider that anyone with a level of leadership or popularity is Chad.Objectively untrue
>>33855610lmao oh that explains why he always looks like a robot
>>33855610My god that man is not human
Not everyone is supposed to reproduce.If you're very asymmetrically ugly and absolutely unforgivably low IQ with no excuse, it is really infuriating imagining my children having to share such a small planet with whatever abominations you might spew out with whatever equally undesirable female is pathetic enough to mingle with you, all under some totally artificial and faggotish delusional idealism that all humans get to have kids.Look at how terrible most of the 'genetically desirable' past generation are and have remained at raising their children. Most of them do not give a single true fuck about putting in the full energy to raise their spawn, trusting the nightmare that is the public education system to do all the babysitting and life lesson-ing for them. It is trash, and that is, again, starting off with being 'genetically desirable'. What chances should the genetically undesirable have? Can a civilization afford to artificially boost their reproductive rate with pity parties? No.I don't know you of course, you could be easily salvageable and just down on your luck. But that most likely doesn't matter, so I type this in the hope that you do not help enshittify the resource deprivation of the next generations. The innate truth is you almost certainly wouldn't be here asking the random scum, that usually is 4chan, for advice if you were worthy of getting a girl to open her legs.Go join the military and struggle as hard as you can. You have to be a good person first and foremost. Workout hard, get the 6/8 pack even though it is superficial, biology IS superficial, it has to be, it is supposed to be in order to function correctly for sexual attraction. Save up all the money you can so you're able to actually protect your children. A mate will naturally come if you're worthy.If it is as simple as needing a girlfriend for sex, well, that is really sad and disgusting and is just more proof you shouldn't be reproduced with.
>>33838388my nigga you're obese lol, what do you think?
how will I find a job when there's already enough people looking for a job that I can't do it? like why are they going to hire me over the 1000 other unemployed dick heads with the better communication skills
>>33859288those jobs are all taken by my sister
>>33859305how about you just not need to work?
>>33859283Lift yourself above the crowd by getting a (even free) certification or two.
>>33859313bitch I am depressed are you kidding me ?not working is absolutely fucked. I used to feel like a person
>>33859283bribes
My boyfriend and I (both 25) have been together nearly 3 years and now live together, splitting rent, bills, and groceries 50/50.I make $42k working 37.5 hours a week as a student support admin - it's low stress, steady pay progression ($53k in 5 years, $67k in 10, $80k in 15). I like my job and don’t plan to chase higher-paying roles. The sort of networking and career-oriented ambition they require isn't really me, and I don't want the stress or work hours that come with higher-paid jobs.My boyfriend used to earn $45k but recently got a big raise to $105k, with expected rapid growth to multiples of this in the coming 5-10 years. His job is intense - 12–15 hour days, on call most weekends and holidays. He's the opposite, and very career oriented.After his raise, we discussed adjusting our split based on income (he’d cover ~70%), but he’s against it, saying his higher pay reflects a much greater effort. However, by my understanding, this kind of split seems to be ubiquitous, and I'm hard pressed to find any discussions (at least online) which would advocate for anything other than an equitable proportionate split.How can I convince my bf to split bills equitably with me?
Men are so angry itt. It's not difficult to be a generous partner and lover, I intend to support me and my bf 100%. I only have career aspirations so that I can buy him more things because being in love rocks. And yes, his company, smile, and, indeed, the chores are worth every dime.If you are unhappy in your setup with this man, you can almost definitely find someone more generous and loving.
>>33856891Words and promises doesn't mean shit. Relationship can be destroyed in an instant like how you bitches go on about this.>If you are unhappy in your setup with this man, you can almost definitely find someone more generous and loving.You bet her husband is happy to file a divorce over you sucking leechers. You can't give decent advice because you're wrong and she can't even leave him because you two know nobody would ever keep up with your bullshit.Convincing is all you can get aka "MANIPULATION". This shit won't work out and all you bitches do at this point are red flag that you're about to ditch them at some point as you're hoarding money by making them pay 70% more and you just pay 30%. Do the fucking math.
>>33842908If your not married and have no kids I would leave he's not worth it if he's making you go into debt. He's probably also cheating on you if he's gone on purpose all the time
>>33858638>words and promisesI have paid for every dinner and date with my boyfriend, I pay for the apartment he is going to move into with me soon, I have bought him video games, I have bought him clothes, etc. The most he has paid was his half for dinner on the first date and he bought me snacks a couple of times. I'm not bitter about this, I actively love it. My point is that people like me exist on the dating market, gender irrelevant, and if OP wants to find someone who shows love through generosity then she definitely can. And if she doesn't? Better single than live with someone incompatible.It's less trouble for her boyfriend if she leaves anyway, so he can also find someone who is giving or is equally career oriented. This guy actually sounds like the type who DOES want a girlboss businesswoman wife to power couple with. And he should also have the chance to find her.>relationships can be destroyed in an instant Sometimes they should so both can find a better match.I do agree the higher-paying partner takes a certain level of risk and responsibility. If my boyfriend suddenly left I'd be bummed and it would feel unfair, but focusing on being defensive because of my abandonment fears would rot our relationship.
>>33858746>This guy actually sounds like the type who DOES want a girlboss businesswoman wife to power couple with. And he should also have the chance to find her.Not sure how you can tell this based off a few sentences from OP.
Pussied out last time but found another chick on tinder. Any advice? She thinks I have experience.
>>33858910I think you should tell her. There is nothing to lose. If she is understanding, and she seems to be, it's good to communicate that sort of thing with her in my opinion. Those types of people love the vulnerability.
>>33859081Why would I tell her at this point?
>>33859104For the excitement. Maybe that is just me who would find it interesting.
>>33859081>I think you should tell her.Shut the fuck up.>>33859104>Why would I tell her at this point?You shouldn't unless she asks.The story has concluded, these anons just want to cause drama into your life for no reason, lmao
>>33859310No drama at all. I already told my reasons for it. The "wild" stage is over for OP, now let the lady have hers. She just caught an inexperienced fucktoy. Maybe that turns her on. To me this could bring excitement couldn't it? Not everything has to be negative my guy. Do what seems natural. Figured she already put two and two together, well what damage would this do?
i want to read a book. yesterday i read for 20 minutes. what's happening to me?that's what i said, tomahto
>>33859210What are you talking about?
> be me> 31 y old> 18 months clean from cocaine addiction> trying to sort life out> quit smoking> start working out> get jacked > feelingbetter.jpg > doctor does body check> tells me ive had a heart attack > immediatly start smoking > get depressedWhy?
>>33858901It's over you aren't fooling anybody.
>Had a heart attack>Let me smoke something, I think it will probably get my health betterDude... I don't know what to tell you. Stop smoking.
>>33857983Did you try RS3 leagues or just Grid Master?
>>33857565> feelingbetter.jpg>doctor does body check>tells me ive had a heart attackHow do you not notice you've had a heart attack? More details you ESL
>>33857565Cocaine blocks the reuptake of norepinephrine and dopamine in sympathetic nerve endings.This increases sympathetic stimulation heart beats faster (tachycardia) and stronger (increased contractility).Risks:Can lead to arrhythmias (irregular heartbeat)Can cause myocardial ischemia or infarction (heart attack) due to high demand and vessel constrictionSummary:Cocaine does not reduce heart motility; it initially increases it via sympathetic stimulation.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What are some anti-social activities to get up to when I have no friends? I'm basically in the misanthropy arc of a tragedy manga but I'm still just rotting in my apartment getting drunk alone instead of doing cool bad boy shit.
interdependent self-balancing systems in interdependent self-balancing systems in interdependent self-balancing systemsself-fulfilling prophecies are what glowies use etcsee how it all just sounds like garbage though? i'm too tired
>>33857425>can you just stop being yourself and be someone else entirely?
>>33857549actions make the mannot thoughts or feelings
>>33857275Go running and trespassing on property.
>>33857275>mangaYou already are doing anti social things
so i am 22 years old female and i have been with my 21 year old male bf for 1.5 years and when we first started dating we used to fuck every day and it was amazing. i feel like now every time we fuck it’s super disappointing, and he literally cums in me after lazily fucking me for 3 minutes after i gave him immaculate head for twice as long. i am not ugly and have not had this problem before. i feel like he is either like depressed, gay, or uninterested in me atp. sex is rlly important to me and i told him this tn and he was just like “sorry”. like dude i don’t even know what to say. i haven’t gotten properly fucked by him in at least like 8 months. like it is always some lame sex. i know he can fuck so idk what i should do bc i cannot deal with this for much longer.
>>33858134i said i can easily find a guy that will have sex with me and he just seemed sad>>33858339i don’t wanna be that gf about porn bc i also watch porn sometimes but i also am still willing to fuck my boyfriend. i tried to ask him how much he is jerking off and he would not give me a good answer>>33858438honestly i feel like a whore when i try to do stuff like that. i put effort into my appearance (hair, makeup, clothes) so i feel like that should be enough. also clearly when we have sex i put in like twice as much effort as him.>>33858449i am actually like 20 lbs thinner than when we first started dating. he doesn’t seem to have even noticed and family and friends have. he was like oh you’ve lost weight? so i guess he do not really care lol.>>33858581i will try i just feels awkward having to ask sometimes ughhh
>>33857290Kek, imagine this poor motherfucker is worried sick about work and bills and some real shit while his roastie girlfriend is behind his back like "reeee why doesn't he fuck me like a prostitute anymore?! I'll cheat on him!". Women are just straight up retarded whores and should have no rights. I hope you get what you deserve, OP, loneliness and childless old age.
>>33857290dump him and get with a 40+ year old who knows what the fuck they are doing
>>33857290>>3385905738 yr old who knows what the fuck they are doing after having a "But what about my needs?" argument with an ex that precipitated a lot of introspection and self work here.Sup OP?
>>33859075>38 yr oldI said 40+ but you have 2 years to learn what the fuck you are doing
> be me> 19 yr old female> pretty attractive i suppose? 5'3, blonde, skinny, brown eyes.> guy i like is 26> his gf is 23ish> shes mid> he cheats on her constantly> has said he doesn't love her but they're still togetherdo i stand a chance? 4chan seems to be mostly men so i'm looking for some opinions here.
>>33851369how many times do i have to repeat myself? i dont want to fix him.
>>33843664Been reading the thread and your responses, here's what i can say. You and him are both whores and failures of human beings. You show no desire to improve. Shut the fuck up there's no advice we can give you here, legitimately get fucked and fuck off no one wants to hear you simp like a faggot at every piece of advice we give
>>33843664Find a better partner, bud.
>>33843860>he's cheating on his gf and also being a creep what a fucking loserAlright anon, let's be honest, if you had the capability you would be fucking 18 year old pussy left and right. But you can't, cause you're ugly, and nobody likes you. Either this, or you're a foid, and men your age don't want your roasted beef
>>33843664If you have no idea eat a twix
I just had an argument in my head with some random who honked his horn at me because I didn’t immediately drive the second the light turned green. I told him to kill himself and that his life is worthless.How do I stop this coping mechanism where I relieve stress by releasing anger at an imaginary object of disdain?
>>33858845Roll down window and flip em off. Problem solved.
>>33858845Annoying reactive people will try to spread their anger and negativity to others, don't let it affect you too much. That does sound annoying of course and nobody will blame you for feeling annoyed for a few minutes, but if you let it ruin your morning or even your day, then try to care less I suppose. But if this "cope" works for you then I guess there's nothing wrong with it if it helps you get over the annoyance and go on with your day.
>>33858845I do this too. Mostly to amuse myself. Life can be boring.
>>33858845I do something similar. It’s not a bad thing if it helps you to restrain yourself from doing something you’ll regret. The alternative is to get out of your car and start a real argument and I’ve seen too many videos of people doing that to know what happens.
Anyone want to give me advice on how I can glow up? I can give you an @ on social media platform of choice. I’m not posting myself on the subreddits because they suck and ppl just want validation. Also the looksmaxxing people are way too mentally ill. Whats a platform where I can anonymously get advice
for the 20% of work that gets you 80% of the way, you just need a chatbot. it can look at pictures of you and give you basics on dress and grooming. you only need specific fashion advice once you've mastered being presentable all the time
>>33858858why not post to a random /soc/ thread and link the post here ?
>>33858858>>>\fa\
>>33858934I don’t want my face to go into sam altmans child porn database.>>33858935I don’t want to post my face on 4chan at all like I am extremely paranoid as it comes to my identity. The only platform my face is on is my instagram spam with 20 followers
>>33859169Something's gotta giveYou can shoot down everyone's suggestions and keep doing what you are doing but then nothing will change
