>driving old barge on the highway after a long day at the beach>my lady friend knows I’m into feet>she takes off her sandals and puts her feet in my lap, massaging me with her heel>continue driving into the night as the air is nearly sucked from my lungs>she moves her toes up to my chin, giggling at my obvious anxiety>the pheromones are driving me wild at this point>she somehow manages to unzip my pants with her toes and starts stroking me as I put it into cruise control>this goes on for twenty minutes while she strokes her cock>we both shoot ropes all over my seatThis is why I love bench seats.
>>28610103>mfw
>>28609361>his woman doesn't have hips wide enough to take up 1.5 seatshuemac would be ashamed
What do you consider a "bench seat"? I always thought to be a bench seat. the seat part had to cover the whole width, and not be independent of each other.
>>28612144An 18 foot long sedan is still a barge.
>>28609601india
I'm getting real sick of this shit. I need to discourage driving on my lawn but the city says I can't build a fence because they want a "vision triangle." It's kind of a rough neighborhood. Any suggestions?
>>28613506He wants you to stroke it
>>28613506if you pull the red rod all sorrows disappear
>>28604044Could he not just construct a normal height curb? No one wants to clip a curb but obviously with his lawn at road level it will get clipped.
>>28613594That probably was a normal height curb that's been made shorter by the city overlaying the road with additional layers of asphalt. It's a cheaper road repair than re-building the road.
>>28613506non-shitpost answer it is a roll of electrical wire used to connect the firing circuit of the mine to all kinds of loony toons creations like webm related.
>need to buy a car >browse cars for sale turns out cars fucking suck and it's been upwards of 30 years since anyone made an affordable, reliable car that isn't ugly as sin
>live in hawaii>look at new truck inventory>$40k tacomas all day long>look at used truck inventory>$40k tacomas all day longbruh
Honda civic
>>28612574What's your budget and needs?
>>28612574It's been 30 years since anyone made any car that wasn't ugly as sin. Aesthetics are off the table and should be ignored as a criterion these days.Reliable and affordable are subjective. For me, this is both.https://www.cars.com/vehicledetail/0e6b7acb-d5d2-4c5c-ac3f-7db95f060087/?aff=atempest&utm_campaign=atempest&utm_source=autotempest&utm_medium=trp&utm_campaign_id=1&utm_trusted=TRUE
>>28612574what a shit blog post
amphibious vehicle editionlet's start the thread with a question: how the fuck do I use Subaru Starlink?
>>28610899For the EZ engines*, you can manual swap an EG33 with no CEL.
>>28602270I own two bugeyes and decided to get a VB WRX since they offered me 0% APR on the loan. At first I hated it but it's slowly winning me over after I removed all the soft ass mounts on the driveline. Currently motors are very easy to source and cheap (2k or less if you buy an ascent motor) and there's an open source tuning project that supports the tactrix cable so I don't have to give the Cobb jews any money for wanting an intake on my car.
The thumbnail looks like one of the Neucom planes from Ace Combat
Any Chileanbros here? How common are Subarus there?
>>28605389o-okay
Is it possible to overdesign a car to such comical degrees in ends up being kind of cool in a based retard way?
For me, its the Furai. All the little surface lines on each panel, grills, and basically scribble lines of headlights and tail lights are just a little too busy, but I know its probably for wind tunnel purposes. The lights look neat but completely impractical and silly.
>>28613160Was this car named by a guy from Birmingham?
>>28609022
>>28609022Imagine the mess that would make of a pedestrian
>>28613397I've never talked to anyone from Alabama named "Furai".
Any questions?
>>28606633They were all stolen and totaled by urban youths
>>28606856I like how the facelift Elantra N looks honestly. Only things I would change is switch the rice-lite spoiler with a duckbill, and get rid of the geometry on the doors
>>28605501>Riced out Elantra NFor a minute I thought you shills lost your funding.How is your trash peddling business going?
>>28607353yes
N-shftrz WW@
Can we get the real BMW i8? Tom Cruise edition?
>>28613071I bet you could get some custom place to make you the glass doors, chinks make custom order CNC wheels, and engine mounts match Mini mounts so you can swap one of the bigger engines from there too. It'll be expensive, of course.
inline 8s are really imbalanced, anon
>>28613654I don't think so
wah
>>28607898Geo metro, nigga
What do you mean by "value," OP?A car you can still DD for cheap?A car you can use as an investment and sell for 2x in 10 years?A car you can restore and race?Are car that you personally enjoy?
>>28612599I'd like one as a daily driver if that's not impractical, yeah. Something that will last another 10 years and not need so much maintenance that I would've been better off buying a car from 2020+.
>>28611454>Wouldn't a used police crown vic be beat to shit by this point?Generally yes; but it depends. You can still find good ones.Buying a Lincoln Town Car or a Mercury Grand Marquis that was owned by an old man or woman is generally a better idea. They tend to be well maintained and lightly used. I got mine from a little old man who used to own a gas station and he took really nice care of it.
>>28613647I love my Town Car. Super comfy, V8 is satisfying, RWD with a really nice suspension that soaks up all the bumps in the road. Seats 6 and has a giant trunk. Only real downside is that I only get about 18 MPG city and around 25 MPG highway. Parts are cheap and abundant and its very easy to work on car so repairs are cheap since there's less labor involved.If you want shear efficiency and reliability I'd go for a 00 to 07 Toyota Camry, Avalon, Matrix or Corolla. You'll get better MPGs from a FWD 4 cylinder; but it won't be quite as much fun or comfy as my V8. Those are all real reliable and parts are still widely available.
/mg/ Miata general threadThe roof is on fireWe don't need no water Let the motherfucker burn editionOld thread here >>28571150Miata speedster, the original exocet
This one actually has Miata general in the title unlike previous thread, nice.
Based Nissan putting the z 12v/cigarette lighter down in the passenger footwell so you can easily run a cord for something (like a radar detector) without it getting in the way.
>>28612878nice of them to give the passenger a spicy toe pocket
>>28612878Do radar detectors even work anymore with every new car having vehicle detection built in? (Uses same frequency)
>>28613538Yes they do, Mazda CX-5s like to set off the K band on my radar detector when I'm like 10 feet from them, but that's it... I only have a cheap detector that can't turn off bands like the nice ones, but the 2+ miles of detection in non ideal conditions I've gotten is worth the occasional store door setting it off, it can't protect you from cops with a lidar gun but if they're using KA band from their cars, holy the shit signal can bounce a a long way sometimes if you're on a flat highway with nothing in the way.
>>28613070Found a pic of your ecu
>>28613618You're retarded. Crimps are the standard for OEM wiring. It doesn't matter if you take apart you fucking 20 year old civic or a $10,000,000 bugatti, the connections on the harness are going to be crimped, dumbass.
You’d shit your pants if the Dark Horse blocked your path at night.
>>28613394M240i UDM B58 masterrace
>>28613394It's fast at higher speeds (S650 GTs can keep up with base C8s in freeway pulls), but it's so weak on the low-end it's pathetic.Makes me look like an attention-whore boiracer, the Amerkan musshole version of a Ricer, just because I have to rev it so hard to take off from a stop sign, while inching along like a snail, behind a basic bitch turbocharged CUV that takes off quicker with more low-end grunt.
>>28613465I didn't realize they had such abysmal low end torque. I've had a few try to cut around parked cars on some of the one ways in my city, but unless they get the jump on me, I can actually accelerate enough to keep them from passing. it was really weird the first time I did it and actually boxed out a fucking mustang in my commuter sedan
>>28606655If shitting my pants helps keep the homo that's driving it from buggering my butthole, I'm all for it.
>>28613517I actually believe the weak low-end torque is part of why they crash into crowds, because it makes it less predictable when the tires will break loose, since you have to rev up so high, and once you do lose traction, you're spinning so fast it's harder to accurately regain control.Pic related: accidental off-roading down a freeway embankment in a Mussy Wussy
how hard is to change the healights from picrel halogen ones to normal with led daytim running ones? previous owner of my alfa giulia did not opt for better/nicer headlamps...
>>28613137Oh damn didn't realize these exist. Get the new set with DRLs, then plug them in normally and use multiecuscan to enable the market programming you want (probably Europe but idk)
>>28612843My current car has aftermarket headlights (from previous owner) and it's pretty high up on the priority list to revert that, because they SUCK.Do your research or suffer bad light.
>>28613137 I've never actually seen that before kek
>>28612843You'll probably have better luck on giuliaforums. Ask alfissimo or someone knowledgeable
>>28612843for the alfa specifically I've looked into this and apparently it's a pain, because you need computer modules for headlights now...That said, these spics have documented all the common mods you'd want to do to your poverty spec giulia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppCj8auWfRI
>car gets posted on marketplace that I'm interested in>sold by Ranjeet Singh
>>28612717When did zoomers start incorrectly using "let's go" in this context?
>>28610454Couple speaking Spanish with them and they'll not give you the usual fuck hwhitey treatment.
>>28610658genuinely what the fuck do they mean by this, ontario has become infested with this shit
>>28613290They got it from watching millennial and gen x streamers
>>28610514Aren't cubans something like model minority in Florida? Business owners and so?Anyway, most second/third world countries are low trust societies, so most seem their own as untrustworthy. Also, latinos distrust/hate other latinos that aren't from the same country of origin (which Americans don't understand and just lump them all together in one group).
What vehicles are the easiest to maintain and do repairs on, with the most well-designed and simplest systems?
>>28613260You know I'm right tho. Also, 34 yo.
>>28613368>once the race wars startI've heard Hector is going to be running 3 Civics with spoon engines and he just ordered 3 T66 turbos with NOS and a motec system exhaust
>Analog dash>Vacuum operated fuel pimp>Carbureted>Mechanical transmissionLet me guess, you need more?
>>28613480my 350lb black kween won't fit on the back of thatotherwise, it's 10/10
>>28613512Based and Brosnanpilled
you've ever driven on?
>>28610976Oh shit, anon deliversOkay, we'll figure out something, I have a delivery in Carthage and today im in Little Rock AR. Best way to get ahold of me is text, three tw0 1 2 two thr33 zer0 7 0 z3ro text me your name and where I found you and we'll set something up. If you're a few hours from Springfield there is a very good chance I can meet up on my way to somewhere else. I pick up tomorrow morning in Conway AR.Those are definitely Gen 2 Forest Green lights, probably off a 95-97. I can always use those, you're a gentleman and a scholar. There's a fairly good chance those might end up doing 200mph at some point in their lives.>>28611510Automated car wash? Probe had an automatic antenna that comes up if you turn on the radio, and the windows don't have door sills so they leaked like a bitch even when they were new cars. Both of mine leak in the rain on the tops of the door windows. None of those features were exclusive to that car so I don't know, but I'll post it on our Probe facebook page and see if anyone knows, I'm curious now too.
>>28606889>People were driving ultra slow despite having sick cars.The boomer effect.
>>28606889How did you join a car meet in AnGAYles National Fuckfest?
>>28597418Highway 1 (trans-Canada) from Hope to Kamloops is pretty cool. The route follows the Fraser most of the way. Highway 3 (Crowsnest) from Hope to Osoyoos is also pretty neat with lots of tight twisties. the 99 Sea to Sky is so overrated tbqhwyNo other cool places in southwestern BC to drive, sadly :(
>>28606889>people were driving the speed limit, the horror!ahmed detected
