Speak.
>>28994938This guy fucks.
>>28994921would go into crippling debt for this car
>>28994940hard to buy something they never brought to your market
>>28995097Ricer, wrenchlet
>>28994921This car feels so suffocating, the windows are way too narrow to even see outside properly.
I'm on Instagram a lot and I see a ton of weird shit happen to cars that makes no sense.>cars rolling away after parkingHow the hell do they trick their car into going into drive or neutral while stepping out of it? The car goes into park whenever the door opens!>cars being stolenHow is this even possible if a car requires not only a card/phone, but also a PIN code to unlock?>carjackingSame as above. If the driver's side door is opened, you need to put in a PIN code to unlock.>people falling asleep at the wheel and crashingMy car would detect I'm asleep and put on the blinkers and pull over. Are they disabling this system somehow?>getting in their car in the morning and seeing the fuel is too low to get to workHow is this possible if they charge to full every night? Or even 80% if they're trying to lifemax their battery?>getting into a scorching hot car during the summerDo people not know there's an AC button on their phone, which they can use 10 minutes before they get to their car?>car seat after wife uses car is too far forwardComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The sooner we realize that Jews were right about stupid, beastly goy animals, the sooner we can begin to become a space faring civilization and colonize the galaxy, with the Jewish elite class at the helm.
this must be the worst thread of the year, congratulations
this dude saved a video of some black kid getting into a car
>>28995126You're crazy. Wanna go to the theater and see Back To The Future tonight?
>>28995126my car was made in 2004, manual and came with a cassette player...
Why are key fobs so fucking huge these days?What the fuck?Thick ass motherfuckers that fill in your keyring.Heavy too.>oh wow the backup key is therefuck that shit. They can have a slim key and a slim FOB that you dont have to drag around.I fucking HATE keyfobs so fucking much
>>28995673Same. Wish my current car had one.
They are NOT huge, retard.
>>28995467Because before they were just a keys, instead of being a small computers
>>28995467porsche has one that looks like some cheap hotwheels car kek
>>28995467had a renault in the shop the other day the keyfob was like the size of a phone
2013 Dodge Charger135k MilesCode P06DDCode P0128It aint much, but for 3k it was a steal
>>28995752I'll take it
>>28995893no it doesn't, it's a pentastar, they live forever.it sounds like the previous owner did an oil cooler swap and simply forgot to hook the temp sensors back up (for socioeconomic reasons)
oh also it has a ZF8, like a real deal straight-from-germoney zf8hp45, and you should change the fluid just to be sure. you can get zf-spec valvoline maxlife at walmart or the official stuff off the internet both work, but definitely do it and check the color and clearness of the fluid. it should be fine and clear/slightly grey even if it was never changed at 135k because chargers arent really towing cars, if it's opaque its a sign the car was really really beat on and the converter is prolly toast. if red liquid comes out the fluid's been changed before, factory zf lifegard is clear.
>>28995907>simply forgot to hook the temp sensors back upKek, LMAO
>>28995910well number one thing OP needs to fix is the thermostat. sounds like my typical pentastar experience of the oem thermostat soft-failing and getting stuck in open/closed positions leading to wacky spikes in ect whih probably lead to "hey i herr da oil coolahs go bad twin". buy the mishimoto or ripp thermostats instead of napa/autozone shit that is guaranteed to fai.land then the other code is probably because the engine was run with low oil for a good bit (typical niggers) and was in the 4k rpm limp mode which locks the oil pump into low pressure only and eventually throws a code for that. could also be more stuff not electrically hooked up after being replaced, too, would have to visually evaluate.
I’m about to get $4.5k in taxes and want to use it for a down payment on a cool carIf I make $1400 every other month and pay 150 monthly for car insurance and have a credit score of 680 can I afford a used corvette c5 or should I wait until I have more money and buy a c6?Are there any other good not so expensive cool cars I could get instead?
>>28995743I’m watching somebody jerk themselves off with a soft dick at this point goodnight loser I’ll see u tomorrowThis is my car blog now
>>28995746There's more than one anon in here telling you its not a good idea lolremoving IP counts was one of the worst changes this website ever made
Poors are hilarious. Convinced they're the smartest in the room when they make 30k a year. ngmi
Is lambos a meme?
OP since it's pride month, just suck dicks for dollars. If you finnagle $100/blowjob, you just gotta suck 40 dicks and you'll have enough extra money for your C5.
what cars meet this criteria
honda odyssey
>>28994154Buick Lucerne with top end mods gets into the sub-7-second 0-60 range
>>28994184>bad>slow>expensiveAnd ugly. I have seen these driven in Pride parades. Black men love these.
>>28994154Just dont. You can get "fast enough" for 8k or you're chancing a rolling nightmare.
>hurr durr just buy a cheap car and dump money into itOP specified cheap. Anyway It's dumb to put more money into the car than what you paid for it, especially a budget trim level car, just you could always put that money into a higher spec model and prolly get more horsies, dollar for dollar.
>>28994851Look how happy he is. You wish you could be him
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>>28995460>webex in my fucking carI'd rather kill myself
>>28994907Have you tried not being morbidly obese
>>28995826I'm 191cm and 80kg, how is that morbidly obese?Look at the footwell of that Volvo, how the center console intrudes in there.I don't like sitting with my knees bunched up like some little girl.
How much damage does a natural disaster (tree falling, hail) has to have on your car before you contact your insurance?
>>28994950>hailGlass is cheap on my car, so probably never unless the heavens are showering ice meteors>natural disasterOnce the frame is bent, no good.
>>28994952That'll probably be a bad long term strategy, states are rapidly criminalizing that (or barring them from suing) because of the sheer scale of damages they can't pay for.
>>28994950>(((natural))) disaster
>>28994950Insurance doesn't cover acts of God
>>28995617Uh yes they do. It's the comprehensive part of the insurance.
>You drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW.how do you reply without sounding mad?
>>28995274N I T R OIGGA
>>28987347Kona is for Closers
>>28987347>spending 80 on a beemerlol, lmao
>>28988244>rich as fuck>McDonald's struts with a plastic engineYea I'm thinking you're a ricer
>You drive an autotragic car you autofaggot I operate my car like an elf in a computer pulling and pressing levers to get 75 hp and bang 400 pound broads my dick is bigger than yours.
Kek
>>28994292I bang gears in commercial vehicles all day, a manual in a car or pickup us nothing.
>>2899429217 year old euro girls can all do this???
>>28994304Why do you do this? Jusr curious. I have seen it before.
>>28994351Ya I would. In fact check outside I'm stealing yours right now. >>28994639Merrymutts think it's some special skill.
>>28994304>I leave my car idling outside of gas stations and liquor stores. 21 years of driving no one's stolen any of them.This is funny in two reasons; 99% of places in Finland, everyone could drive manual, but nobody will steal it. Maybe in Helsinki or other biggest cities at night.
>over twice the hp>still slower what gives?
>ford fags flex with their cylinderlet wetbekt cuck engines>B-BUT YOUR LITERAL FORNULA 1 ENGINE STUFFED INTO A ROAD CAR LASTS ONLY TWICE AS MANY MILES AS MY FORD ENGINE CHECK MATE CHRISTFAGS
>>28995417>Luxury grand touring golf club hauler vs a stripped out race carIs the race car even impressive when the pigfat boomer mobile is almost as fast? That's like being at a track and field event in perfect physical condition and having a 250lb guy with a beer gut on your ass the whole time.
>>28995417200kg more is a lot though
>>28995462As an american, we should stop coping and seething about the fact that we live in a spic ridden shithole and just accept that europeans have it better in every way except le cars
>>28995438This is funny when seeing all the blacks/browns in the European teams in the world cup
You need more?
>>28995822>For $10k your best bet to get into American(ish) cop cars would be to get a normal VE Caprice, and do a US undercover style build. So all white, black rims, Chev badges, maybe a nudge bar and a spotlight if your budget allows.I'd been considering that for a while, but seeing this thread and poking around a little had me find some really cheap ex-cop cars for only a few grand, so I'd really like to get one of those instead. I'd always wanted a Crown Vic and I got to ride in a few Crow Vic taxis when I visited NYC, and some of those were in rough shape and I still didn't care.
>>28993433Crown vics are cool especially the v8 ones, but gas is expensive here and they were mostly fleet vehicles so they are all automatics. I heard some guys swap 5 speed tremec trannies into them, so they can be amazing. >t. europoor
>>28995827I guess just search around for importers, maybe join some car club facebooks/forums and see who people there used to find a reputable/cheap-ish one.But keep in mind customs can fuck you over at any moment and you could be out extra thousands for a bunch of bullshit if they decide it needs to be fumigated, or they find a twig in the engine bay, or think there could be asbestos in it, etc.
>>28995834>Crown vics are cool especially the v8 onesThey're all V8s chief.
>>28993433yeah, its called a cadillac
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>>28991592I don't post video of a goddamn thing and I just pull off the highway for a few minutes until ricky retardo is gone rather than let the intrusive thoughts win and turn them into mulch. Three quarters of anyone in a vehicle of any type on a public roadway is so fucking stupid they should be sold into slavery. That includes me some days.
>>28991740Why don't you want to take a 34? I mean, I get it that you're not making money when you're not rolling but taking breaks can be beneficial for your health, but working for less than 8 hours a day sounds unproductive.
>>28993418Running recaps fucking sucks ass. You can only do 8.5 hours a day with at most a 15 minute extension so you have to shit and get the entire time you're driving and any kind of heavy traffic or accident will fuck you. It really only works consistently if you're running overnight and even though you do get more time off every day not getting a weekend ever will eventually fuck with you mentally which is why up in Canada you have to take their version of a 34 every two weeks if you're running recaps. Unless you're in a truck that can do 70 minimum on the cruise it's going to be real fuckin hard to make recaps work especially if your company isn't chill about speeding.
>>28993929ive managed to use recaps without ever taking a 34 for the first like 5 months at least of driving a truck. the only time i needed to use a 34 strategically was when i fucked up and didnt look at how little the next day was going to give me, then i had to get repowered
Imagine being someone who likes Mack trucks.
> Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile. Winning's winning.
>>28995543>shanediesel.Dude has a fuckin Maglight between his legs.
>>28995552>>28995603How do you guys know that?
>>28995323Do you think Shane has done some fruity stuff? I do enjoy he porked Lexi Luxxxe. She’s a top tier bbw.
>>28995327I hate gook shitboxes, but in a 10 yard race, a nissan leaf beats a nissan gtr, its just the same principle
>>28995642The thing about BBWs is there is just no taming 95% of them. They could sit on a Pringles can and not even notice. I've noticed often even the biggest porn dicks can't satisfy these she-beasts.
>unlimited slip differential>external combustion engine
>>28993507so a turbo that exists in more (or less) than 2 dimensions>>28992486>>28992956only funny posts in the thread
>single link suspension>active erodynamics>seasoned tires
>>28991274>engout
>>28991274Semi automatic assault transmission
>supernatural aspiration>fallen camber angel>steering pentagram>cosmological timing belt>life spark plugs>eternal combustion engine>4 horsemen power
