Jaguar teasing their new design language, to be unveiled Dec 2https://x.com/jaguar/status/1859316052607271374?s=46&t=ySaWSLoZU6lwZ7u03-FcBQ
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>>28113163I can't believe we're watching a once storied car manufacturer commit suicide in real time
Every new cars look fucking shit not only faguarIm never going to sell my f10 530i until i die
>>28113462>you could have charged JLR inc. $1million for this.
>Jaguar unveiled a new look, logo and direction for its cars at what was quite possibly the most bizarre automotive media launch I’ve ever attended – here’s what happened.>Held at its Gaydon HQ, on Armistice Day, the event was hosted by Jaguar’s senior team including managing director Rawdon Glover and JLR’s chief creative officer Gerry McGovern.>Embargoed until today, the event felt like a hallucinogenic sci-fi movie where the presenters were only allowed to speak in marketing babble.>Unveiling a new concept car – the details of which are still under embargo until December 3 – Jaguar’s passionate team spoke for most of the day about how they plan to ‘delete ordinary’ and ‘live vivid’. Whatever that means…>In what, at times, felt like a drunken dream, Jaguar personnel walked journalists through its plans to ‘reimagine’ the much-loved brand over the next few years.>Calling it a ‘complete reset’, McGovern at one point told journalists that his team had ‘not been sniffing the white stuff – this is real’.>‘A good ice hockey player does not skate to where the puck is now, they skate to where it is going,’ chief commercial officer Lennard Hoornik said.>McGovern believes that up until now Jaguar has ‘not been allowed to be unique’ and that the Jaguar of the future will ‘stir the emotions once again’ and ‘make you feel uncomfortable’.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28113271>People buy Bud Light againBud Light actually lost its #1 spot and has never recovered, either in market share or InBev stock price, since the endorsed a tranny.
>>28110218So another company is about to go bust because of DEI.The world has really gone completely nuts and it's getting worse by the day.I wonder when will it all snap, because let's face it. All this bothers normal people, and normal people are still the majority.
>>28111250To usher in the new era, all the old icons must be destroyed, especially those icons that symbolize values incompatible with those of the coming era.
>>28110218This seems like such an insane move. Jag has to be the most conservative car brand aesthetically. You can understand them wanting to reinvent themselves (apparently their sales have been bombing) but seeing all these ugly freaks is really tiring. It's not like at the end you're actually going to get anything unique like the Ford Probe concept or the Hyundai Grandure concept. It'll just be a bunch of ugly wokeshit in support of another corporate product engineered by the marketting>>28110243Black americans are gonna lose their shit
>>28113271>unreliable (neither is true).but, it is. My friend returned her F-Pace because it had a ton of issues. She went for a BMW X5 instead. No issues for 2 years, thanks to the B58 engine.
The reason why Honda never brought the Type R to the states until 2019 was because of these two American four pot behemothsAnd then fucking Hyundai came and shat all over the FK8 and FL5 LOL
>>28113568More black men breed white women at an exponential rate than white men breed asian women.
>>28113545It may have been mostly regulated to the drag strip but these things killed anything in their class on the circuit. They were essentially N cars before Hyundai hired a bunch of M rejects.
>>28113685Hey dont insult N cars. People hate on them the same way they hated on neons/cobalts/focuses
Truly the pinnacle of the hot hatches
>>28113545turbo or supercharger?
I am guessing the board is dead last time i posted an /OG/ thred it died with 0 replies which is an impressive feat on such a slow board. Do you operate heavy machinery? If so what and do you enjoy your work? Do you think AI will ever replace your job?
>Do you operate heavy machinery?Yeah your mom
>>28113724I'll operate your mum in a minute mate.
Buy a chinese car, they said.
>they saidLiterally who?
>>28113495>hurr china bad>posts venerated US-accessible brandsnot the greatest bait but i'll bite.That's a Honda Inspire (Rebadged US "CM" Honda Accord). Great grandma cars, but they're known to have ball joint failures. Owned a turbo'd one before it got obliterated by a nigger in a u-haul.
>>28113540Gavin Newsome
>>28113495Honda is Japanese and wheel nuts not being tight isn't a Honda malfunction. OP is retarded or AI
Watcha think of my new car anons?Any of you ever own a Parisienne before?
I owned a 67 Bonneville back in the 90's, looked just like picrel but not as pristine, sold it to a coworker. He gave it to his son who slammed it and threw on some 13" spoke wheels, I wept. He ran it out of oil, seized the motor and it sat on the side of his house for years
>>28107542finally
>>28111967I was just posting a random cool Pontiac as filler. >>28112060
>>28112107jfc. Worst end
>>28095029huh, dont think ive noticed muscle cars like that with a point like that on the front bumper. did anyone else do this, was this a thing?kinda grim that for a second the notion it might be a.i floated through my mind.
Would naturally aspired cars be better if they weren't naturally aspired?
Why doesn't some one make an unaspirated combustion engine desu?
>>28113441>Internal non-combustible engine
>>28113441I did, left a rag in the intake. rip in pieces 2001 honda civic
>>28111051Kek they put fucking monster truck suspensions even on supercars to appease the old guys that buy them, so you need to lower them out of the box.Owner of picrel said it was a "fucking suv" before he lowered it. He also put a loud exhaust on it. Kek cry pussy
>>28111051I used to think this way but even the supercars today are completely soulless. No more breathtaking new designs it's just tiny modernizations like a new set of headlights and wheels on a shape that hasn't really changed in 20 years.
How do i /nomadmaxx/? Trying to figure out what to do here with a budget of 12k or less. Bus/rv or a tow vehicle and trailer maybe I dunno
>>28113329Bump
>>28113329Basing it on a Chevy or Ford cutaway makes a lot of sense in America. Fix it anywhere
>>28113631Like a stepvan?
People always buy the dumbest shit for their homelessness vehicle.Get a used chevy express or ford econoline for nationwide parts availability and extensive youtube repair videos, then put some decals for a fake business on it and you can overnight park on literally any residential street for one or two nights without anybody really noticing.
>>28113345Lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trMgJHy7WcQ>>28113675Like the bus you posted or pic related.
VW is cooked. Both in US and in America
>>28112156It was a cool design.
>>28111631Not because Volkswagens are the biggest pieces of shit on the road?
>>28112526To the junkyard, it takes very little to make some cars not worth fixing.
>>28112156>>28111351>>28113497I remember there was a review mentioning how premium the Jetta is. It described it as a BMW for the people. It had a 200 HP engine in a compact car back in 2000, while its competitors only had 68 to 110 HP. FFS. In addition, there was a tidbit saying that Ford was determined to buy this Jetta, disassemble it, and found that it had many premium components, such as multi-link suspension—a departure from the torsion beam—and more. It also had a bank-vault-like body. Truly, the average car of a madman, Ferdinand Piëch.
>>28112318honestly my opinion of them went up. I want a car engineered by clever people who come up with clever solutions
Wtf I love hills nowHe got what he deserved
This old wop has dementia desu
>>28112080Yeah he is based. Guy is autistic for cars. Only reason he got rich was to have cars. He doesn't even like women. Look at Mavis.
>>28113368>He doesn't even like women. Look at Mavis.He strikes me as a simple man. >Finds a woman who loves him and lets him do what he wants >Great she'll be my wife for life>Now, how do I find some of those lost DuesenburgsAnd that's how his life went from then on.
>>28113408Yes, but he never consummated his marriage.
>>28112067Ahmed did it
Best sports sedan for under $30K?
>>28113358https://youtube.com/watch?v=taTQL1_2b-g
I got a 19 wrx base for 26k and it's faster than I can keep up with now that I am old and fat
We need an /o/ board separate from poorfags and non car enthusiasts.
>>28113561Bread on hood + timestamp or gtfo
which one
>>28113561That’s basically /diy/. You can get more useful car repair advice over there most of the time. Thank the good lord for the “No Sex Toy” rule on that boars, because dildos on the end of sawzalls would be like wresting on /asp/ if that rule didn’t exist.
>>28113605Nigger I was the first to point this out to you faggot bepis pussy nigger, but it's more than that and you fail to mention it. They're also quicker to talk about cam and intake swaps an the old v8s, building stroker motors and shit like that. You're missing half the point I gave to you. 5 years ago diy used to get seriously annoyed when people came with car questions and directed them here. I'm the guy who pointed out here was useless wrenchlets that make purchasing a car their hobby and have never actually raced them, or had to fine tune/repair them.They're not just better at car advice for repair, but better at use case advice for car hobbies. O/ is just magazine Stat comparison.Diy isn't much better desu though most of it is just use scanner and replace sensors and random parts I know kind of function within that parameter.Generally you're actually the only one giving any sensible advice. I'm not saying that to compliment you, you're still retarded, I'm saying that to point out how retarded diy is too.However at least diy guys know how to jump start a car, or push start a manual
>>28113581>>28113582>>28113595>>28113605This isn't a board to talk about the glory of your prius or corolla or other uber jeets car, prakesh
You can’t call yourself an auto enthusiast if you don’t have subwoofers in your car.
I use a JBL speaker.
>>28112005Do I look black to you?
>>28112237Are you 15?
>>28112201>>28112228Based slavaboo fagots.>>28112293because your rotted out skoda is on 7 year old winter tires and your V12 BMW is imaginary
>>28113651They're actually brand new winter tires and the V12 is in the garage for the winter
Is there anything as fast and fearless as a rental car?
>>28113373motorcyclists. they don’t value their lives.
>>28113375Cyclists, teslas and pickup trucks are the worst
>>28113373an alcoholic boyracer in a 135hp automatic shitbox he's been driving since he was 13
I need a website showing every car that ever existed and exists, and it should have the function to scroll through them while showing the images, if possible sort filters, like year and brandthank you, /o/.
>>28113642She's not interested in you
