>>97964305
I'd be more pro-AI if AI was more pro-goblin. It'd be funny and obvious, and people would be so much happier.

>>97980638
Seems retarded to spend billions of dollars inventing anti-drunk-driving AI when the main people drunk-driving are poors who have old shitboxes, and we're already on the brink of cars being able to drive themselves, making the whole issue of driver impairment moot in new cars.

There will only be like two or three model years of cars that this tech will have any use in, before the standard for new cars just shifts to full self-driving.

>>97984608
You're not thinking like a businessman, anon. By enshitifying normal cars now, there will be a stronger incentive for consumers to pay a higher price for a self-driving car when the tech is ready.

>>97984608
Common man its 2026 you know that's not the reason they want this at all. We're like fifty plus years removed from a government with a vested interested in your safety.

>>97971046
This is me btw.

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>>97987656
>put a chick in it and made gay
across the entire trilogy the new starwars had one lesbian kiss that was edited out of the international release. and the OT had leia
star treck lower decks is some of the best treck released in years, its quite well recieved and its got a bunch of gay and lesbian shit in it
dr who was always ass
LOTR didnt have anyone gay in it. granted it had a chick this time, but she was also in the OT and the books, and noone took offence there. she's also not a lesbian in the new ones AFIK, but i didnt watch them
witcher? idk. didnt watch/play it.
do you think that maybe these things failed because they were actually corporate cash-grabs that abused the IP expecting free money? and they got the free money because the lowest grossing star wars film from the new trillogy made a billion dollars at the box office. 1B.

like, you know i didnt make these movies right? didnt ask for them either. its not like a bunch of lesbians threatened to boycott the movie if they didnt make rose tiko a boring retarded whore for no reason. you can go look at media made by actual left wing people and none of it is amazon's LOTR.

and there's plenty of gay shit i can point to that DID find an audience, like how noone shut up about heated rivalry for the last few months. you're cherrypicking big failures, but they arent representative of the actual media landscape

>>97987724
>i dont know. It's a game with explicit gay romance. is that conservative?
Are they playing for the romance or the farming? I swear, you know the answer avoiding doesn't help your case now.
>Rivals is a chinese game iirc so it's by far more conservative, but i dont know if chinese social values is what people ITT specifically are asking for
Maybe it's cause the chicks are hot, and not making every white guy a villain and loser. I mean that's basically conservative. Not hating white men and making hot chicks.
>shit dude can you give me their number? im not saying ESG investing isnt a thing, but they'd have to be bankrolling the entire industry at this point.
They are giving it up now. They fucking admitted it was a failure in front of the cameras.
>i dont think that's a fair distinction to draw. not even most americans are coastal elite media californians, and socially progressive issues are fairly consistent internationally. authough i guess if that's really all you draw umbridge with then im not sure what we're arguing about. if the pozzed whores in cali get nuked tomorrow im taking the day off to celebrate
Right, bury your head in the sand and say you don't see it and think that works. However, you can believe your lie if you want.

>>97987490
Something like that is what I thought ye. I am Euro so USA politics is wierd to me anyway (ours is not better) but the alt right always struck me like something that was just manufactured for outrage.

>>97987724
kek. its funny, there seems to be some tentative steps to reconcile gay and conservative politics lately. i think it will fail, but it's going to be a curious half a decade watching it play out

>>97987766
>Are they playing for the romance or the farming
...does it make a difference? it's still a pro-lgbt game from a pro-lgbt studio gaining mainstream appeal. If everyone is playing it for the farming, what does that prove exactly? that the conservative mainsteam majority no longer cares about lgbt issues enough to take a stance either way? is that the win you're angling at? really, im losing track of the point you're trying to make.
>hot chicks
yeah but those masc men are the hulk and venom shaking their asses in every battle pass. its a gooner game yeah, but its not like its a cishet moid's gooner game. the dudes are fapbait too. is that the maintstream conservative position? or are rivals players also just distainfully looking away every time cap throws it back on point?
>black rock funded thirsty sword lesbians
that game specifically? because it's one thing to scale back ESG investing and another thing to claim they bankrolled every RPG made for the last decade or so. did they bankroll stardew valley too? i think you're just using "blackrock did it" as a cope to dismiss any left wing piece of media that finds any critical success
>They fucking admitted it was a failure in front of the cameras
bro most americans dont live in california. its a fact, i dont know what you expect me to tell you there

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>>97987376
Most non-combat roles (absolute dezgra) are found wanting in the Clans.

>>97985725
The fork is by the pawn. Pawn to g4. If ...Qxg4 then Rg1 pins my queen to my king.

>>97986414
holy shit, castlehead ate the queen

>>97982356
new episode of the Zhu Chronicles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVY6bNtedWI

guys I'm 400 elo is that good?

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ATTENTION ATTENTION.
WE HAVE A PHILIDOR ON THE BOARD.
Van Foreest vs. Gummy McGee.

>>97985236
> I'd rather not shorten my writing to symbols.
i don't get where you get this idea from. it doesn't shorten anything. if you're referring to character tags like [PC: YourName | HP +3 | MP -4], it's a change tracking mechanism and not a shorthand replacement for proper charsheets.

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>>97986388
badly worded. it means that the notation itself can be either shorthanded or expanded. this is in reference to optional content later in the book that describes how to shorthand the notation for quick recording.
i get the impression that you only read the description or scrolled through the symbols without actually reading anything.

>>97986497
Oh ok then.

>>97982733
Cool map.

>>97984447
>>97984447
>Mary Poppins
The literal ass-wiping perk-needer FEARS the CHADnny.

>>97985623
>not fearing the literally reality warping god-Nanny.

That's your choice but sometimes fear is a healthy response. Sometimes knowing who not to fuck with can save your life.

>>97972960
this just results in us poorly taking care of kids, the real reason we aren't having more is birth control/female education

>>97986914
Based knower.

May the 4th be with you! Here are some jumps.

LEGO Star Wars Games (The Complete Saga Series) 0.1
>https://files.catbox.moe/ntcpiv.pdf

LEGO Harry Potter Games 0.1
>https://files.catbox.moe/2ba8cg.pdf

>>97982963
It's been a minute since I looked into Savage Worlds, but now I'm gonna have to give it a re-read.

Implementing a stress system into my rules-lite D20 game.
Different situations and events cause different degrees of stress and arousal. Reaching a stress level of 100 means that your character has a mental break so powerful that he gives up adventuring (if not life itself.)
Minor stressful events are things like getting an injury from combat, having a close call with the law, getting rejected by a barmaid. They only do 1d6 or less stress. Major stress events are things like coming back from near-death, witnessing incomprehensible horrors, or having to kill someone close to you. These can give between 1d8 and 1d30 stress points.
The only ways to reduce this stress are advancement, gallivanting, and sexual excursions. Gaining a new level decreases your stress by 5xLevel. It symbolizes gaining new confidence in your skills. Gallivanting, going out partying, meditating, taking days off to do things you enjoy, can reduce it by 1d4. Sexual encounters can reduce it by significantly more. Having routine sex with a familiar partner can increase the reduction by another 1d4. Doing something you've never done before can increase it to 1d8, sex with multiple partners 1d10. Convincing a famous actress to do something nasty on camera for you might reduce it by a d20... But be warned, doing crazy sex acts too often may force you to do more and more outlandish stuff in the future.
This also encourages you to keep a harem, so that you can diversify your partners at your home-base and make stress relief a regular part of your character's recovery routine.

>>97983863
Interesting idea, although I think I'd laugh really hard if getting turned down by the barmaid made an adventurer give up on their wandering adventurous lifestyle, the straw that broke the camel's back. Is there a reason you're increasing dife size instead of something like 1d6 for minor inconvenience, 5d6 for serious trauma?

>>97980611
My girl has been reunited with all her friends including the two who were captured. They are en route back to their ship (they remembered too late they need to find more fuel however) and the two rescued girls lost all their gear and are only wearing jackets.

In a recently unlocked hangar leading to their ship however, they are ambushed from the darkness by a colossal alien organism comprised of a hundred tentacles and a dozen plus endlessly cumming and tentacle birthing captured girls. They'll have to either defeat it or get around it (and nab the fuel nearby) and the monster not only has huge reach, lust inducing gas and hypnotic eyestalks but access to all the skills and powers of the girls it captured. They also spotted their stolen gear nearby, but it means that the enemy has to anti-psionic collar meant for my girl in from the squad leaders backpack.

>smug psion not so smug after being collared and raped incoming

>>97986655
I think another aspect of it was that dice size will also indicate whether you're immune to certain traumas/sexual acts.
If you ever roll a max number on a specific type of act, you become so used to that type of trauma in the future that you are no longer bothered by it. If you witness the death of a friend or close ally, you suffer 1d8 trauma. But if you rolled an 8 on that d8, it means that it effected you so deeply that you're now numb to losing people.
It goes the other way too. If you get blown by two supermodels at once, it might reduce your stress by 8 points... But next time that sexual act is considered "routine" and only reduces your stress by one point. You'll need something even more erotic next time...

>>97986525
My flgs fucking rules. They were having a giant sale this weekend for free comic book day and I got a copy of mutant crawl classics and some dice for free because I had a bunch of credit saved up there. How did I have credit? They give you back something like 10 percent of your purchases there in store credit.

So, yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Sucks to suck, I guess.

>>97987907
the guys at my place are nice but their clientele is 99% pokemon cardrippers, they only have some token warhammer stock which I'm pretty sure I've been the only customer of (at least for the past year or so)
whenever I come into buy some paint or models they treat me like I'm some kind of endangered animal which is petty funny

>>97986525
Going into a small game store if you're not a regular is so awkward even if they're very friendly and nice. Its like you've just walked into someone's house. Its too intimate to just stop talking and browse without being super aware of them and yourself.

>>97987900
Avatar posting is a bannable offense.

>>97988254
I know those movies aren't that good but do the mods hate Avatar that much?

>>97988169
how can you differentiate elf from vampire?
the latter often display pointy ears

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>Railcucks
>Not "railroids."

>thing that is good
>not "thing that sucks ass."

bump :)

bump :)

>>97986310
Boring.

>>97985239
>>97985488
I want to see a centaur based on the Siberian Yakut.

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I've been experimenting with a method I call "Paper Dolling". Basically what I do is, I have my AI agent create an image of my character based on a description and stats. Then I have it create images of them standing upright, facing forward with their arms by their side. Then, I also have it create an image of them in their underwear.
Then, as my actual game goes on, I change the character's equipment to reflect what's going on in game. Usually I wait for a major equipment change, first. But then I save each individual piece of equipment for later use and slowly build a library of compatible armors, weapons, and equipment.

>>97988173
Deadzone
Mutant Chronicles
Urban War
Warmachine
Konflickt 47
Starcraft
Whatever the Gundam game is

>>97988220
Only heard of a few of these, thank ya.

>>97988173
There are hundreds of indie skirmish games kicking around, so you should probably be more specific. Xenotactics is free and simple while being very reaction-heavy like Infinity. It has a unit builder with ready made examples of off-brand 40k dudes.
This is Not a Test is well liked for its properly working campaign system, making it a much more functional Necromunda.

>>97988173
>thi-fi
I haven't seen anything but a bunch of pretentious faggots talk about how superior their books are to the books they see as beneath them, but it's all fantasy.

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If i run this in bracket 3 are the MLD police going to come after me, idk if this counts or not

>>97986951
It's a weak form of land hate much less MLD

>>97982006
>>97983331
These niggas lookin like Lovecraft the way they're terrified of Italians. Which would explain /tg/'s reaction to SNC, now that I think about it.

>>97983853
Gookface sadly spoils this one I'm afraid.

>>97986951
>doesn't destroy
>doesn't affect most lands
It's not mass and it's not destruction so no it's not MLD.

>>97987159
Actually the D stands for denial which is why MLD includes cards like blood moon

>>97986692
Jet aircraft tend to be pretty speedy, and that's essentially what an ekranoplan is.
If you ignore the rules about winged designs needing to be streamlined or don't bother with the flarecraft wings and just use ground effect lift, you can get significantly lower top speed while still having OK acceleration. e.g. 1 G total thrust, 0.9 G for lift, 0.1 G for propulsion, gives 79 mph, or Move 1/39, only a little faster than a normal tank. 0.66 G of vectored thrust with flarecraft wings and no streamlining would get about 200 mph.

>>97987801
Honestly I'm just looking at all these numbers you posted here and in the last thread and I'm wondering if I should even use vehicles instead of arbitrary numbers.

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>>97987801
>ekranoplan
I mean, sure, it's a ground effect vee, but it's completely different from the standard sci-fi hover tank/afv

>>97988109
The concept of a floating AFV without even a hovercraft skirt is fairly 'cinematic', so yeah, if you want it to be a tank (or assault gun, or whatever) which just happens to have jet engines / fans instead of tracks, you should probably simply choose numbers which feel right.

>>97988186
Sorry, meant to reply to >>97987919

>>97982517
>>97984755
>Be Overlord Menthesuphis the Horticulturist
>So Er'Azad is feebly defened as well
>The best control is nearly finished
>I once more singled out and duelled several of these 'chaos space marines'
>Yet they seem so feral
>So rabid
>I look one in the eye
"Your no worthy opponent, you rabid dog, die now, your dark master awaits you."
>Chaos is for the weak
>Another message from Matras
>"Overlord Menthesuphis, the Aeldari are on world...they defile the mountains near the tomb...they gather the humans to act as chaff against our scythes to undo your great works"
>Eldar
>So the foes of old show their hand at last

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>>97986820
>>97984547
>Be Farseer Isendavar
>He listens intently
>Good
>As we go down the various scions of Galmon he mentions that there has been an uprising on Smethwick's End
>Hhhhmmm, I'll have to consult the various records to see what's so valueable there
>We have no presence there, but I might visit after this is done
>Because I won't return to Ulthwé until I see Galmon dead
>"I see the Arbites will have quite the handful there. Reports indicated that a combined union of a Khorne and Tzeentch cult have risen on the world and are utilising worker strikes to spread chaos on the planet"
"A union of those two is unlikely, but dangerous. If Galmon want the promethium here as fuel, then I suppose he wants the minerals from Smethwick as material, then Chyna Secundus would have served as either a source of manpower and/or as his factory. But you cut thread before it came to pass."
>We then discussed the Necrons
>Getting into their tombs will be the most dangerous and difficult part
>But it is the only way to cripple them

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>>97987688
>"I already have 5 psykers sent to Ar'Babil where I believe the main Chaos Rituals have taken place. I have yet to recieve contact from them or the Marines down there about progress on halting the rituals. As for the Necrons, we shall take one of the missile warheads and use that to blow up the Necron central tomb, a combined efforts of our hammer to your scalpel should be enough to raid the tomb and set up the explosive"
"I will see what I can do, those Space Marines are Salamander successors, are they not? Then I think it better we as Eldar keep out of their sight, but I will provide psychic backup there. As for destroying the tomb, I will ask the autarch to pass you readings on the size of the tomb, so you know the amount of ordinance needed to destroy it."
>With our strategy formulated, we leave the flyer
>I instruct the rest of the warhost
>Make ready, and keep to higher ground for the time being
>The necrons will probably have noticed us by now
>I will travel northward
>To join up with the inquisitorial psykers
>If that ritual continues this world might drown in blood
>But first
>I am going to bother Spencer one last time
>You surrendered to me, so I get to do with you as I please
>Catch him away from the inquisitor
"Well I suppose it all worked in the end, didn't it?"

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>>97986881
>>97987688
>>97986121
>Be Inquisitor Hengest
>The Eldar seems to agree to the plan of attack
>Though he himself and presumably a small contingent will be heading to assist 2 Commando with disrupting the rituals
>He is a bit apprehensive seeing as the Marines deployed are Salamanders successors
>A bit of history there, even if said history mostly came from Vulkan sparing the Eldar child from whatever Konrad Curze had in store for it
>The Smethwick Uprising makes sense, its a mining world that supplies a good chunk of ores to the wider Imperium
>Not sure what all the resources would build up to but I know it isnt good regardless
>He asks his Autarch to hand me the size readings of the tomb
>This'll help judge the necessary warhead size for detonation as well as where it is
>Fortunately the tomb is near the bottom of the mountain
>Once we recover the warheads we'll go there next
>I split off and return to the guard, kurds and 1 Commando

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>>97987699
>>97986464
>>97987782
>Be Spencer
>so they were here for the eldar
>that doesnt mean they WONT take me in if i slip up it just means im not their main target
>inquisitors can multitask like a motherfucker
>i gotta be honest i didnt expect that cover to actually work
>im not even wearing Covenant of Fire colors
>i probably should have changed at least one of my pauldrons
>people can get gaslit into thinking they overlooked things like that from a distance
>and also the Covenant of Fire are ON world so if the inquisitor put any effort into contacting them id be fucked
>i really dont have a head for these things
>combat? im the best at what i do
>other alpha legion stuff? no fucking clue

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>>97987236
Depending on your investments, it could take not that long. But I hear horses are quite a bit expensive to maintain.

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>>97986845
>What colour are horses in your setting?

Setting is stuck in the copper/bronze age, so horses haven't been 'completely domesticated' and still remain a low-legged, fat, squat, thick-headed, more donkey-like, creature, coming in a variety of primitive/wild coats and patterns.
Another thing is many of them still possessing those snazzy zebra-stripes, and/or the cookies & cream coats, in order to protect themselves from predators and make them less appealing to biting tropical flies.

>>97986845
Pink

>>97986845
Blurgange. It's a homebrew color unique to my homebrew setting.

>>97986845
I haven't figured out which color, or if I even want horses in it at all.
Too bad for you.