I need a bratty thief girl.I won't elaborate.Please no AI
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>>97829981/lgbt/ might be more your speed.
What's the appeal of evil women?
>>97832971I lost my virginity because I mentioned to a girl who I worked with for my first job that her hair looked nice in a ponytail, because one of the few social skills I could remember was 'if you notice a girl has changed her appearance, say something'.Apparently she'd had a crush on me and thought i was cute - to this day I can only assume she was blind and had terrible taste, because a joke i used to tell was that i looked like i sold drugs to kids but didn,t because kids didn't have the cash - but never said anything because I had serious flat affect going on and she found me intimidating. My autistic mumbled compliment was all it took for her to get the confidence to ask if we could hang out, and I somehow fumbled my way into learning what carpet burn was. I got seriously lucky because I'd probably still be a virgin if not for her having terrible taste in men.I had little money to spare and didn't buy her presents or go out on dates, though I could and did cook. We just hung out, had fun and had a lot of sex. If that was a transactional relationship the transaction was 'I will give you company and sex and food, and in exchange please give me company, sex and an excuse to cook'.
>>97833365You have to have the looks for that thoughI'm reasonably good-looking or at least used to be in my 20s, I don't think anyone would have ever given me the time of day without my looks
>>97825349Autists lack the social filter to suppress the biological urge almost all female creatures have, to be choosy about mates. It's why mating displays and competitions are done by males almost exclusively (I'm sure there are exceptions but they are by far the extreme minority). It's female nature to judge males to see who is worthy of reproducing. It's the core of why women hate each other, they don't share the same male standards, hence any woman who deviates too much is potentially letting males reproduce that "should not." Why do you think women are so eager to criticize their friends' boyfriends and husbands?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh4MLTY82kcEVERYBODY knows it's true, but not many are willing to admit it.
>>97834485You better have put a ring on that shit and married her you son of a bitch, otherwise I'm going to be angry with you on your own behalf.
>>97832971>No biological woman has any genuine sexual interest in any man.Uh huh. So, how many times have you had to replace a fleshlight? Be honest. Because the only people who believe crap like this, are guys who are absolutely hopeless at getting laid. Oh wait, or do you have one of those life size latex torso things? I bet that's it.
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>>97832973Trayzan's #1 robo-cock-gobbler
If the Salamanders are the nicest Loyal chapter who is the nicest Traitor chapter? Who causes the least problems when they invade?
>>97834347An invasion is a pretty big problem. Also note that Traitors don't have chapters, they have warbands, which are almost infinitely less organized and usually consist of whoever the hell the man in charge can bludgeon into following him.If I had to make a guess, though, I'd say a very particular type of Word Bearer, one which lands on-planet, conveniently fails to mention his treasonous behavior or attitude toward the Emperor, and basks in the adulation of the local populace that one of the Emperor's Angels has arrived. They will then slowly convert the populace and undermine authorities, or convert the authorities and sacrifice the populace, or whatever the hell they decide to do with a planet. Probably try to fortify it against Imperial forces, likely as a staging point for future actions.All of these possibilities do still count as problems, though. That kind of comes with being invaded.
>>97834347Maybe Alpha Legion? Their usual tactics involve a single squad to infiltrate a planet and then begin a cult. This is only nice in the sense that it's on a much longer scale and starts out much smaller. By the time the cults in full swing though, all hell is breaking loose and all manner of sacrifice and debauchery is being carried out in the name of Chaos.
>>97834347I really like the Lewis gun pan magazine look and wish it was used more for more guns.
Been thinking a lot about this>So the warp, as the realm of souls, originally was a creation of the old ones as a weapon against the necrontyr in the war of heaven. It allowed not only a means for the Aeldari and Krorks to use psychic powers, but also cheat death and allow them to respawn infinitely. >But after the war in heaven the warp is destabilized due to the negative emotions, death, and general usage. There's no more old ones to fix it either.>Now the "warp" sends those same negative emotions at the Aeldari who in turn start going crazy. They start doing their murder orgies, but it's not really fair to blame them as they are influenced by the warp. The same thing is known to happen to human psykers as well. The warp make psykers, especially untrained ones, crazy and emotional. In long terms it uses them to gain more power and access to realspace. REMEMBER THIS.>This creates a feedback loop where the the negative emotions make the mortals crazy and in turn have the negative emotions to fuel the warp. Ultimately resulting in slaanesh. khorne nurgle and tzeentch are likely started in the war in heaven, but finished during humanity's early era when human psykers start showing up.Con
I bring all of this up because when you factor in the Emperor's ultimate plan of "unlocking humanity's psychic potential" Holy fuck no! Being a psyker has obvious strengths, but apparently not so obvious weaknesses. Making all of humanity psykers is going to stir the warp up and drive the populace insane. It doesn't help that this same guy is also>culling his own kind for not agreeing with him.>making bargains with the same force he's supposed to be against.>giving radio silence to anyone about the warp. The ONE thing that might at least stave back the side effects of warp usage. Craftworlders have mental training and disciplined lifestyles and they're some of the best psykers (though it's not a foolproof strategy) Bare minimum start killing anyone caught using the warp (Ironically the inquisition that everyone hates is better at ruling the imperium than the fucking emperor.)NO!Instead of doing anything to actually fight chaos, he kills a bunch of humans for calling him a faggot, kills a bunch of aliens, and then fucks off to work on a webway portal. Y'know that thing that was broken and contaminated by deamons when the Aeldari fell? To avoid the deamons encountered in warptravel? When does this make sense? When does his actions actually benefit humanity that's not himself? People chalk this up to "Daddy issues", but there wasn't a need for primarchs in the first place! You didn't need super-generals for what the great crusade accomplished. There was no need to go that fast besides the obvious advantage of your enemies have it hard strategizing against you.Even without Erebus, Horus, Lorgar or any of the other characters that supposedly """"ruined everything""""" His idea was doomed to fail. Why? Because like EVERY chaos worshiper>He saw the immaterium>He failed to understand it.>He tries to use it anyway because it's just a weapon to him.>It blows up in his face.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Cool reddit spacing, fag
>>97832172Chaos and the heresy weren't even a part of the game when the emperor's goal was to guide human evolution, there were just the enslavers. At any rate I think you're trying to overly analyze a setting that doesn't make sense and also you should delete this post and post it in /40kg/.
>>97832162I hate him and think the more they try to make him anything but a mysterious force in the lore, the worse it gets. Also, 40k is rapidly approaching the point of no return. It's almost a zombie franchise.
Would your human male fighter ever consider getting themselves a nice trad peasant wife and settling down in the countryside?
>>97832786What if he dies though?
>spamming this shit art on /ic/ too>>>/ic/7911335
>>97831467Peasant pussy is best pussy tho
>>97817852This looks like shit.
>>978200331. Go Corps and "HFY" anyways.2. Pop open a time capsule à la Fallout 4, play human anyway with the superpowers of not having intergenerational trauma, enduring room temperature without special gear, and not be sexually attracted (and able to reproduce with) your gun.> The only thing of value about that game is the resolution mechanic, and stats as HP.
players have no purpose but to be railroaded by my hand.
lmao
>>97833549bioware was never good
Right. They could GM themselves if they gave a fuck, but they don't, so they have no right to complain. That's what happens when you willingly give up your agency.
>>97833549So you failed as a GM?
>>97834419That would imply an attempt. Also, I think OP was being in-character with his pic-related.
Not only is Yelmalio proven to get his ass beaten constantly in his own stinkin myths, he is portrayed as a proven enemy of the Storm Tribe afterwards. Why the hell would Sartarites bear to have them in their midst as potential destabilizing elements when his worshippers sell themselves to the highest bidder when the Occupation begins ?GLORANTHA Thread
How was Runequest WarlordsI was hoping it would attract new players to the ttrpg
>>97834047Probably one of the worst tactical rpg of the last decade. They should have backed another David Dunham game instead.
>>97832836>Why creator has his favourites and playing them?
>>97834047If anything, that game did a fuckload of damage, being barely functional mess
>>97834410Honestly even if he was his favorite, There are already Praxian Yelmalians and Esrolian ones out there. Why does a prominent local cult have to suffer for an obvious foreigner cult ? Humakt is seen as a foreigner since he kut his kinship ties but is still a proper orlanthi god. I don't see why Yelmalio couldn't be written the same way.( in Sartar at the very least)
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>>97834294Adept tummy.....
>>97833768Coonhammer are parasitical secondaries to everything. You should ignore them. They regurgitate opinions from more qualified and learned individuals they find on thr internet, and oust themselves as basedbean extract slurpers with shit like this.
>>97830671Yeah, I wanted to run my own doods.Guess I'll just kitbash Raynor to make my own guy: Rim Jaynor, Dominion Lieutenant.
>>97833768>GoonhammerHaram
>>97831190Not gonna lie, I'm pretty fucking hyped about getting Hunter Killers. That'll be sweet.
How high would you rank the riding skill of the average Comanche Warrior in your system of choice? Explain your answer.
>>97829178>I'd run them in Runequest with the stat blocks of Praxian braves, just minus most of the magic and riding a regular horse rather than something mental like an ostrich or buffalo.>Actually, I'd specifically take their stat-block from the Ostrich riders, who are a rather savage Praxian tribe, and would make a fine analogue.I know next to nothing about Runequest but these covers always fascinated me, cool to hear what these covers were about.
>>97833203>How in the world could you come to the conclusion that modern firearms were being talked about given the context of the post chain?Because you used the present tense instead of past tense.
>>97827828Dex no lower than 3 (despite being NPCs)Riding 3 (they are NPCs), +1 point in Horses specialtyThis in total gives them average of 3.5 and thus able to automatically pull most of equestrian tricks and have 50% chance for the really hard stuff.Any important character gets either Riding or the specialty bumped a point. Any really important character gets their Dex bumped up
>>97827828They were tougher than Spaniards and Mexicans but got btfo by Americans once they got their shit together.
>>97834262So this pic is very pertinent to you then.
Previous Thread: >>97544617For: Creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs; including Solo Rpgs, Homebrews, and Greentexts about your game sessions (specify the system you are using)>DON'T post or ask for "Looking For Group" or "Looking for Players".>DON'T sperg about Hentai logic, Hentai Artists or NTR. Take your meds.>NO Shota/Loli/Underage crap. Go to /trash/>I'm new to Solo / What's a Solo RPG?1: Season 1 of Me, Myself & Die! on youtube gives a good explanation for how Solo works and is played2: Ask in the Solo RPG General: >>976345953: Solo is a good way to test out systems and to avoid problems such s "Schedule Conflict" or "Playing with Weirdos">Solo RPG Toolkit (NPC Generator, Mythic GM Emulator, etc.)https://infinityweavers.link/re-up/solo-rp-toolkitComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97832891People don't do this?Also, I like to keep landmarks in the margin of the character sheet. It's not a full map, but having a relation sheet for how far away the next town is or how deep into the woods the local hedge witch is does a lot.
>>97833331>Succubus. All red with toy devil horns.Her color is green but yup it would be the whole kit with leotard (with heart cut out), little horns and tail and thigh highs and gloves. But I think I'll go with bunny girl as it's more humiliating
>>97833395I assume he doesn't if he's having trouble with running LA
>>978333313e also didn't had a Background which granted you to never get lost, always find everything you need to survive and remember improtant landmarks and locations, basically nullifying anything interesting exploration could give you like 5e has.3.0 and 3.5 were more specialized while 5e is just generic overall and you need multiple supplment for some basics
>>97831719Have you tried Labyrinthus?
Welcome to /2eg/, a thread dedicated to all things 2nd Edition D&D related - including settings, lore, modules, and derived systems (Alternity, Buck Rogers XXVc, For Gold and Glory, Hackmaster, Myth and Magic, and more).Since 2e draws heavily from earlier editions, older modules are welcome too. Other media derived from AD&D (such as Infinity Engine video games) also has a home here.It's what you play, not how you play it. RAW or homebrew, as long as your table is having fun, there's no wrong way to play.There's a surprisingly complete 2e fan wiki for rules stuff, it's excellent for quick reference:https://adnd2e.fandom.com/wiki/Advanced_Dungeons_%26_Dragons_2nd_Edition_Wikiad&d 2e archiveaHR0cHM6Ly93ZWIuYXJjaGl2ZS5vcmcvd2ViLzIwMjUwMjA0MTczNzUwL2h0dHBzOi8vdGhlLWV5ZS5ldS9wdWJsaWMvQm9va3MvcnBnLnJlbS51ei9EdW5nZW9ucyUyMCYlMjBEcmFnb25zL0FEJkQlMjAybmQlMjBFZGl0aW9uLw==Remember to keep things civil.Previous thread: >>97806516Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>97829266lol last time you went running to the mods they spanked you hard
>>97828530I don't think I have a favorite kit. I like the concept but the execution needs work.
>>97828530>Thread Question: What's your favorite kit?The Dragonslayer from Council of Wyrms.
>>97832391I never saw that one. CoW is sadly one I never got to play
Sup /2eg/, I think you might like this>>97834601
doubling the stakes should be illegal
>>97834496But what if there are multiple vampires? We can't exactly reuse the stakes.
>>97834554What are you, European? Use a shotgun
>>97834577Shotguns are for werewolves, with PDX Defender shells with silver shot and a silver slug.
>>97834554This is why it's so important to go back to primary sources. Pierce the heart and cut off the head, that's it. A bowie knife will do just fine for the former, and can be re-used just fine as long as you remember not to pull it out until after the decapitation.
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MTG is unironically an IQ test. If you're bad, you're low IQ. If you're good, you're high IQ. This even applies to arena which had training wheels for triggers etc.
>>97833202dude it's 2026 you can't call them that
>>97833202Half right, if you're high IQ you already quit playing MtG
What's a good deck I can make for ranked brawl without needing to spend any rare wildcards?
>1-3 and 2-3 in drafts i drafted sally prideis it hell queue or is forcing wb a dumb idea or what? i had decent decks but just got btfo
sup /tg/, thought I'd try something a little different round herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifDFF7c_mSY
Will Shal and her rad horse Cerulean find Ranthor's killer, or will she just continue to have a crashout now that she's swole?Find out tomorrow!
>>97834610>switches scenes three times within as many paragraphs>clunky sentence structure>sweaty breasts on the first pageNice idea OP, but I'm good.
Reject all AI from TTRPGS! If a player uses AI to make a character portrait of their PC - BOOT THEM FROM THE GAME!If a player uses AI to make a character biography - BOOT THEM FROM THE GAME! If a GM uses AI to write an adventure for a session - QUIT THE GAME! If a GM uses AI to generate a picture of where the PCs are - QUIT THE GAME!If a GM uses AI to generate a battle map - QUIT THE GAME!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!REJECT AI FROM TTRPG!
>>97823361>There are viable alternatives to ms word,download libreoffice
>>97818057What's the difference between using random art online without crediting it and using AI for your portraits?
>>97834353Far as most people are concerned, nothing. Far as information spread goes, the majority of people using free llm machines are basically feeding them more data with which to essentially dump even larger amounts of slop online that makes finding random art online that isn’t AI much harder overtime.But again, most people don’t care about that. Granted, I come from the era where people were mspainting celebrity photos and using those anime dress up games to use as avatars for their internet text games, so I really don’t see the arguments for AI being “free” being that persuasive, as though people haven’t been finding alternatives for paid shit since forever.
>>97818057I don't care about ai. Personally I wouldn't use it, but it is up to you to choose how to play the game. Making art is absolutely ok, not everybody can draw (or even if they can, an adventure usually requires tons of art, I'd prefer my gm to spend this time on making cool mechanics or interesting situations). Writing an adventure sounds lame, but then again why would I care how you made it, if I don't like it, it is not because of AI, it is because AI did a poor job. Generating a character is "why would you do it" tier, but also why would I care, it is your character, you choose who it is.
>>97827730I support the people saying we need to kill people saying we need regulations and expansion of government involvement in private life. Especially if their rational involves pop culture references to things like terminator or I have no ass and I must shit.
