>>11685361My daddy was a chain jabber, but he never taught me the ancient art.
>>11684486I want him to fuck my wife
>>11688579Nah, he’d just eat her.
>>11684486What year?
Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guyArmored Troll, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Armored Troll, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Big guy, big guy, big-big guy, big guy, grrahArmored Troll, big guy pants, okay (Grrah)Armored Troll, big guy pants, okay
Discuss the undisputed king of /toy/Thread theme: https://youtu.be/yeuc176cu8I
>>11690407So like the majority of the little girlie men that post here? No wonder so many of these retarded faggots worship this goober
>>11688106>Alludes that he’s right-leaning >Said he’s never read a comic book in his life >Said he doesn’t do drugs >Eats Little Caesar’s PIZZA>Stands his ground on shitThere’s nothing Reddit about him
>>11690992Drugs? Nigga is the biggest plastic addict around.
>>11688100His theme sounds like reverb farts
>>11691833no, that’s what your theme song sounds like
I bought shelves recently and excitedly starting pulling all my boxed up figures out of bins and getting them displayed. As I got through with about a quarter of my stuff I kind of had a deep dread set in, and I had a thought that what might actually restore my happiness was just setting everything I own that's frivolous and wasteful (this is just pieces of plastic garbage clicked together at the end of the day) on fire in my yard.For now I'm just ignoring it all for a few days to see if this feeling goes away, but I'm curious if this happens sometimes to anyone else here or if I'm an outlier and actually should set this stuff on fire.
>>11687780The fbi went to his house back when that shit was going on, nothing came of it. He fucked a chick who was technically legal but it was still questionable. You can call him a pedo but it wont make any difference. The girl involved in that whole thing is embarrassed by it.
>>11694017>best quality figures DC has ever had
>>11687584Imagine thinking burning toys if the solution to anything. Are you a weirdo who enjoys the stench of burning plastic?But feel free to do it if it's just Funko crap.
>>11695346Uhhh its a funny youtube video, you autist. Destroying expensive things is a classic youtube video genre.
>>11687584>OP thinks that happiness comes from outside himselfYou will burn them enjoy a few days of feeling like you have "turned your life around" then the humdrum and boredom of everyday life will set back in and you will move on to the next distraction.
What is the best chris benoit action figure ever made?
>>11688187>has a looking history of physical abuse towards his wife, which his friends and family make excuses for.>one day he abuses his wife again, holds her captive, rapes snd tortures her, then murders her, because he's not going to get away with it this time.>waits sometime, before deciding to kill his kids too, to cover his ass.>Lives with their dead bodies unsure of his next step.>Decides that despite killing everyone, he can't get out of this, so he hangs himself to play victim.All his buddies still defend him to this day. He's not even the only murderer in the WWE.
Jimmy Superfly Snuka murdered his girlfriend in 1983 during an act of domestic violence. He beat her to death and then lawyers for the WWF stepped him and prevented him from being charged for decades, claiming she had slipped and fallen and accidentally killed herself.They dismissed the murder charges against him because he was about to die anyway.>On May 10, 1983, a few hours after defeating José Estrada at a WWF television taping at the Lehigh County Agricultural Hall in Allentown, Pennsylvania, Snuka placed a call for an ambulance. When emergency personnel arrived at his room at the George Washington Motor Lodge, they found that his girlfriend and mistress, Nancy Argentino, had been injured. She was transported to Allentown's Sacred Heart Medical Center, where she died due to "undetermined craniocerebral injuries." The coroner's report stated that Argentino, 23, died of traumatic brain injuries consistent with a moving head striking a stationary object. Autopsy findings show Argentino had more than two dozen cuts and bruises—a possible sign of serious domestic abuse—on her head, ear, chin, arms, hands, back, buttocks, legs, and feet. Forensic pathologist Isidore Mihalakis, who performed the autopsy, wrote at the time that the case should be investigated as a homicide until proven otherwise. Deputy Lehigh County coroner Wayne Snyder later said, "Upon viewing the body and speaking to the pathologist, I immediately suspected foul play and so notified the district attorney."[101] Snuka had previously been arrested for beating Argentino on January 18, 1983, at a hotel in Salina, New York, fighting off several deputies who were called by the hotel's night manager. Although Argentino initially sought prosecution, she later denied wanting such; in a later-released file from the murder investigation, an officer's note indicates that “Vince McMahon tried to talk her out of making the complaint against Snuka.”There's a G.I. Joe named Red Dog based off of him.
>>11688187Say what you want, but this hung from the pegs pretty well.
>>11697438I had that as a kid and my mom had to take the voice box out before my gay uncle heard me repeating it
>>11697487I've heard a rumor Vince paid off the cops that day with a house shows gate. Which, given it happened in the early 80s could be plausible and even moreso when you learn how crazy McMahon was.
Young man, there's a need to feel down, I saidYoung man, Discord is full of clowns, I saidYoung man, Glyos Connection ghost townThere's a need to be unhappyYoung man, there's no place you can go, I saidYoung man, Reddit is a shit show you canFacebook and I'm sure you will findYou get fucked hard from the behindBut it's fun to sing 'cause hey, glyos is gay!Morphoid incoming!!!
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>>11686395the glyos discord is popping, there's also a fair amount of activity on the facebook group now(but still a small fraction of the discord). both are probably the busiest ive ever seen them. whether or not the people are tolerable is subjective, but there's builds posted up every day which is all i care about.
glyos (thread) is kill
>slept through the spaced drop, lol, missed the 5 vegetarian blanks available>hemorrhoid drop was a complete shit show>ball coddling e-celeb has a clear blue inf. pheyden? i guess us regular joes are chopped liver nowmore over with each passing day
I've been in a bit of a Lego dark age for a while because original themes have become rarer and rarer these days. But yesterday I bought this bad boy and built it. Haven't had this much fun with a toy in years, especially Lego.Dreamzzz is such a kino theme. Now I wanna gow out an buy the rest of the wave.
>>11681968I like the color palette of this theme. Kind of like a Ninjago meets Friends.
>>11681968The only thing that interested me about this was the possibility of customizing Mechs using these. I decided - now that I am actually spending money on LEGO - to just do Mech's - with a VERY few exceptions for my core collectible franchise (which yes, is one of LEGO's 'licensed' shit but not a huge one like Potter, Marble or Star Wars). And everything I've bought so far for that has been used.>>11682123>>11695395It looks interesting and yeah, the colors are different. But I don't get the differences. Why are all those dinos and insects a different line (creator?) - I mean, I think insect and dino mechs (and the like) in these colors would be cool. This is probably why - unless you are there shopping with a kid who just looks at OP's box and goes "GIMME GIMME" - most adults just go to the LEGO section and gravitate to SW or Potter. It's simple.
>>11681968This is the best current line, but I wish i didnt have to build the head in favor of pre-made ones like we got for Dino 2010, Power Miners and Ninjago
Dreamzzz has a ton of cool parts and some of the best villains in any Lego OC theme. I hope those cat creature gem things end up on PAB, I would pay $7 CAD each for those. Not so much collect the entire wave.
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Buy!Sell!Trade!THE RULES:-We have e-mails for a reason. USE THEM.-Be sure to have PRICES (with photos preferably) in your SALE listings - NO "feeler" posts, just post the thing with a price.-Ignore price-policing posts, as someone will ALWAYS complain. E-mail the seller and communicate accordingly if pricing is an issue.-I'll save you the effort: check Mandarake, either for pricing (if selling), or for availability (if buying).-Don't shit-talk buyers or sellers without evidence.Previous thread:>>11661284
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>>11708367Whoever bought it. Sell me just the TR alpha Trion thanksAnd the Jet/Missile gang
Anybody got a set of Perfect Effect Volcanicus hands and feet that aould be willing to part with them for less than the fucking 500% markup I keep seeing?
>>11708243Hope everything works out for you.
>>11709427>>11709427New thread
Transformer fans have this strange aversion to ball joints which hasn't been valid since the 90's. While early ball joint engineering could leave figures nearly impossible to pose or stand with wear, that changed in the 00's and is especially true in the hands of a collector. Modern universal engineering, while technically more robust, is also more complex and expensive to produce, offers no additional range to movement, and in a world of diminishing budgets actually hinders other areas of the figure's design. I applaud the new A-level Bumblebee and Orion Pax for using ball joints in the shoulders and hips respectively. Design smarter, not harder. We're well past the days of the G2 Cyberjets, after all.
>>11681580The only reason Macross jetformers work is because Kawamori invents new additions to the jets to work as robot bits. They're not real world aircraft, they're tweaked so they can have robot parts as part of their jet forms.As modern jets get thinner and flatter, so have the robot modes.The thing with TF is that they're often using show models which are far more chunky and not based off just jet parts.
>>11684346I'm not really sure I'd say they work, the newer macross designs straight up just have half a plane hanging off the robot mode's ass.
>>11681577this
>>11683768>The issue isnt ao much the ball joints but how much of the transformation is just folding the shell around the body and using little nubs to lock it all in placeA lot of modern figures don't even get the nubs, they just expect the part to stay in place on its own, and usually doesn't.
>>11684710new planes are also far less spacious for robot parts, so that's your explanation.
What do you think of the 13 Primes now that we’ve seen them all?Previous: >>11688113
>>1170189415+ years and goin strong baybeeee
>>11702667I'm talking about a possible ñ redeco of the Titan class, anon. Follow the conversation.
>>11699606oh this was before Epstein was getting investigated.
im selling my entire collection due to depression and wanting to save up for a real caremail me at specthenerd gmail com and heres an imgur link of everything i have, i would prefer to sell most of it all at once for 900$ but im open to splitting things up i have most of the accessories for the newer figures and i have them all in a soundwave box somewherehttps://imgur.com/a/e9wWBfwthe tornado one is soldplease just email me and only if you are serious please thanks i have ebay and mercari seller profiles and ratings too that i can send links to on request
>>11708465i also still have alot packed up so there is more than this
Four Horsemen/Mythic Legions>The Highlands Warrior releases as a ToyConNJ Exclusive Mid April>Grym the Executioner comes to Zolocon Feb 2026, standard release will be online sometime after.>Cosmic Headpacks/Discount Combos Pre-Orders active until Jan 25>Joe Manganiello’s Arkhan the Cruel Pre-Order starts Late Jan>Rising Sons Starts shipping early Feb>Retailer 2025 Wave street date of Feb 18>Oxkrewe 2 Shipping March>Mythic RPG Kickstarter coming Mid Feb, will have various TTRPG items as well as new figures, including the newly revealed Elf Thief >Large In Stock sale coming March, featuring Legionscon Exclusives, Qoi, FO Thoth and more coming Mid AprilSavage Crucible>Savage Stands and Deluxe Dungeon sets shipping now>Wave 2 restock, the Varnoks and Stands/Dungeons in stock sale coming soon, date tbaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>11703081>>11703090>>11703139https://5ktoys.com/cdn/shop/files/1_613e5f8e-b2c1-46b3-b079-ffb541aa7822.jpg?v=1770433440It won't let me upload images, but if this pic is accurate, she should only be about 7" tall. That's slightly taller then he average Legions figure, but not even as tall as a Masterverse figure. She'll be a big girl, but won't be a towering giant compared to most other figures. >>11703738The rest of their figures have been pretty solid, so I have high hopes. Doubt we'll see many other companies taking a crack at Elric though so this may be a 'Take what you get' situation.
>>11703778Yeah I dunno where I thought I read she was bigger, sorry.
>>11703832Well a true 1:12 female figure standing 7' tall is pretty big all things considered. But it's something I remember hearing about her as well so it's not just you. Though there were a few other "Barbarian" girls announced around the same time so maybe it just got mixed up with another line.
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>>11697334Not counting henchmen, only main villains. There is still a lot to go. Would you anons buy all of these?Garlic Jr.Garlic Jr. TransformedOld SlugYoung SlugCoola 4th formAndroid 13Android 14Android 15BrollyBrolly Purple hairBrolly SSJFat JanembaSuper JanembaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>11697567I'd probably get super janemba if i have extra money
If i'm going to Japan next month, is there any difference/a better chance in trying to secure a Genkidamatsuri Goku while i'm there?
>>11697370>that side-by-sideAre we EVER gonna get an official Super Vegeta that is actually bulky and looks like him besides the copium boot tips? I know the japanese are allergic to muscles but it's still Vegeta surely he's not that unpopular
They showed the new WWE collection at London Toy Fair, summer lines should be shown at Nuremberg, apparently they will have a huge hall.
>>11691230Thank you for sharing, they all look great!>>11691249I like that this set seems like it'll match the older Lion Knight sets instead of the newer Novellmore releases. Sadly the only enclosed structure seems to be that central tower and the rest is all just ramparts. Cool looking set, but I don't think it'll suit my needs. >>11691252This one on the other hand looks far more interesting, a dangerous dungeon for my Adventurers to explore and conquer. Not big enough to be an evil lair for my lord of evil, but still neat enough to get up to some quest shenanigans >>11691257As I said before, I kind of hate that the actual Playmo figures aren't that great. I mean, they have *fantastic* concepts behind them, but the actual construction of the figures detracts from the entire franchise imo. Still, it's nice to find figures that DO work well with Playmo castles, makes the whole set up way more fun.
>>11691264>thank youYou're welcome but I gotta say since the new captcha it's hard to post pics, get boring fast.
>>11691265Yea, new captcha sucks on mobile devices, though I feel it's faster on the Desktop version. Usually only get one puzzle and it's the easier one. Still a sucky new system.
>>11687088At least they sell the Hulkster by himself, no one wants those other jabronis
So just ordered this monster of a boat on Wednesday and the dang thing was at my door tonight. I don't even have the full crew I plan for it yet, but it was the deal of the week on the official Playmobil site and I couldn't pass on it at that price. Probably won't be able to open it for a few days, but the box alone is pretty huge. The last thing I need at this point in my life is a new line of large objects to collect, but at least with Playmobil I can use the excuse that my kid can play with em too and she's gonna love this thing lol.
What are your thoughts on the WowWee Alive Chimpanzee
>>11681492>>11681526This shit is horrifying
>>11681492the stuff of nightmares
>>11681492Kinda thing you see at a goodwill & it smells like a litterbox
>>11681492I have no thoughts on it.
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Previous thread >>11654638https://archive.palanq.win/toy/thread/11654638Welcome to the 1:18th general. All 1:18th scale lines are welcome including larger scales that may work with 1:18th. Post pics of your latest purchases, dios, customs and whatever else you feel like posting. We encourage mixing lines. Let’s keep this general fun and help each other out.>1:18th linesAcid Rain(post apocalyptic soldiers, mechs, robots, vehicles)Boss Fight Studios(Fantasy, Zorro, Tarzan, Zombies, The Phantom, horses)Boris PingCreative Beast Studios (Beasts of the Mesozoic, Cenozoic, and Cyberzoic)Dime Novel Legends(Western figures)GI JoeHiya(Aliens, D.C., Predator, Robocop)Indiana JonesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>11707970I think some threads are just kind of fucked on /toy/ for some reason? Same thing happened to the last dinosaur thread I saw. It's like random threads just auto-sage for no apparent reason.
>>11708056the reason is that you can't bump a thread that is x days old.
>>11708065huh. Didn't realize that. Guess I don't really use slower boards like /toy/ often enough to have noticed
>>11708074It's not a global thing, it was just a lazy workaround the mods implemented here to deal with the spam issue because they couldn't be fucked to actually do their jobs and ban the retards causing problems.
>>11708102 It's terribly annoying as it was nice to have longer long-lasting threads.
>only one company makes sports figures >the only one that’s made them for almost 30 years >they’re all statues with 0 poa>Hasblow revives the Starting Lineup name>completely fucks it up>like totally >and it’s NBA to boot>no options whatsoever for articulated football players is there really no demand at all for this? why doesn’t McFarlane make some NFL guys on his shitty DC buck?
>>11695862Have you seen McFarlane Toys sports figures? It's like 5 bodies repainted according to the team represented. I see the appeal of action figures in sports gear, it could work.
>>11695871That’s a start I guess, but no ab crunch is a bitch.
>>11695862I dont care for sports, but the companies who made Cletus made sucky toys. Transformers is also doing something, and I'm waiting for Jakks to make Chargin' Chuck
Yeah, I don't see it. The license for this stuff is super expensive which means the figs have to be up there in price. Who is spending 60 dollars on a Bo Nix figure? Not many peeps. Mafex dabbled with Michael Jordan and Lebron and didn't go farther. I am a football fan and a figure collector. I wouldn't get anyone who is not on my team. Don't think there is much of an audience for this.
>>11695871>>11695893That does look decent but I care less and less about college ball since Fox raped the PAC-12 and I never gave a fuck about the S-E-C. But I can see the same people who paid a fortune for Johnny Football jerseys or want to celebrate their natty winning (or conference winning) teams, will want these. Fuck, I bet a Tebow doll would still sell gangbusters even today. >>11696022Some of the athletes would have high license fees because their agents are whores. A lot of the journeymen athletes, especially in say the NFL on the O-line or D-line, even if they are 'names' - people aren't going to be asking for, much less getting absurd license deals for them. All a toy maker has to do is make a pitch to the players association in each respective league. The players would probably love to be action figures if they knew it was possible. However, the NBA and NFL and pretty much any other league will pull up to trough and drink deep claiming licensing for their fucking team logos and just the right to NFL/NBA/NHL branding, etc.
