what's the hole in the saddle for anyway?
I haven't had sex in almost two years (largely for a lack of trying) and every time I see a girl in a skirt riding a bike I can only imagine the saddle as my face
>>77391823a what now
FOR COBRA
>>77391853
>>77391853>>what's the hole in the saddle for anyway?>It's for the penis>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1783118807205098.webmyou dont have to do this
Colton broke the world record again
>>77391032i'd slaps sticky note saying "powershitter supreme" right in the middle of your back, maybe layer the back with used gum, stick to all that hair :)
>>77391844then suck his penis haha? :D
>>77391265>>77391312White males have posted, any brown seethe at these TRVKES will be ignored.
>>77390106Roiders compete with other roiders, and this guy is objectively impressive amongst roiders.
>>77391830Seeing all the gear he needs, he'll use a bicycle, go a half mile and claim the world record
>Saturday nightAnother weekend another drink anon, how has your weekend been?
>>77391638Foul...
>>77391735The sex was really good at least
>>77391532It was about 5 minutes long and performed by a black woman. I actually think it went pretty well, lmfao. I think she thought I was cute.It's for a basic bitch labor position at a pretty important facility. It feels like she just needs warm bodies for the job, so I'm feeling pretty good about my chances. I'm actually a little disappointed I didn't get chewed out or something.
>>77391638>>77391645>blood on the condom Dude, ewPretty sure that means they had terrible oral hygiene
>>77391903>programmer needs to work labor position to get byJesus fucking Christ.
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
>>77391798Still malding at how im bigger than you huh jeet?
>>77391798>Do the work>U gotta earn it>It will be worth the pain and sacrifice Lol these people don't even enjoy lifting. It's so sad. The process is the end goal. I don't lift for a goal, wtf is that pussy shit, I lift forever for no reason for the act itself. I don't need motivation the sun doesn't need motivation to shine it just does what it does. If u lift for some kind of end goal or body I feel really sad for you.
>>77391874>im different because I have no goals or purposePost your goalless body so we can see how groundbreaking your philosophy is.
>>77391798Man who fucking cares. Did this rent give you catharsis? Improve your life?
>>77391798>the gamefuck I just lost le game xDDDD :P ^_^
Is this a good 'zeek?
Isn’t this the avatarfaggots body he used to post Kek
Oh boy, this thread again.
>>77391391Last time was a year ago freak
>>77391423>I spammed it 60 times, but it's okay because I spammed it a year ago.
>>77391423You look the same as a year ago? At this point give up and kys.
>I eat chicken and rice
>>77389837Rice has less calories and it's more filling.
>>77389971I wish I could afford a Costco membership. I eat them deenz and egg whites and whey. SAD!(Do eat ground beef from cheap local butcher doe)
>>77390010See >>77389961
>>77391887usecase for more frequent feeding?
>>77391913Ok
all the gymbro experts hate breakfast, so I would like to hear the breakfast apologetics side
>>77389108I have a protein shake at 7am-ish after my morning workout and then I eat 3 to 4 small meals throughout the morning and finish the day with another protein shake
The 'Gymbro experts' are the kind of people who ack out at 43 from advanced juiceheartitis or inject gold until they undergo psychosis and drown themselves in a pond in Thailand. Pic related is your breakfast consultant.
My gut handles mornings really poorly so I stick to just one fruit and a boiled egg
>>77389108I lift in the morning after my coffee and cardio. I ain't lifting on an empty stomach.
>>77391503>Most nutritional advice today, everything that doctors and the mainstream recommends, come from guidelines made by that cult (Seventh Day Adventists) to suppress the human libido.>So if you eat breakfast cereal you've been tricked by a bunch of religious fanatics that don't want people eating meat and eggs because it makes them too lively, energetic and horny.What a sound logic anon. Thanks for your contribution.
"I'm Not The One Who's So Far Away When I Feel The Snakebite Enter My Veins" Edition- What Ya Spikin'?- Where Ya Sourcin'?- How's It Workin'?Personally I've been on a ramping-up Wegovy dose from 0.25mg to 1mg over the last three months and it's worked wonders. 20lbs down, IDGAF about food after being a hardcore treatler for years previously, greatly lessened desire to drink, no real desire to impulse spend on dumb shit and minimal negative side effects besides a slightly diminished sex drive.
>>77390474ive never tried retatirze has worked great for me, i was previously at 190 lbs trying to lose weight at 1000-1200 calories a day (800 deficit) because i was gonna meet my LDR gf (did this from 190 to 168 no tirze)food noise back then was insane old cthulhu gods whispering sweet things into my ear nonstop, with tirze i dont hear anything
>>77390967>>77390474What Tirz dose are you on?
>>77390941>Just be on the lookout for eDKA symptoms.Oh yeah it can be dangerous. I've purposely increased by carb and sugar intake for that very reason.
>>77390975How long does a reconstituted vial last ?
>>77390926>>77390975According to leddit, 50-90 days
Are there any penis enlargement methods that actually work?
>>77389945Can't afford to, sucks a lot ngl really has killed my confidence
>>77388213Hink mentioned in one video that pumping with cock ring on can fuck your dick up, wouldn't risk it desu
>>77391565>quit coffeeI think i'd die bro. Is there some other drink that tastes good and gives you a kick while not fucking up your dick? Tea has some caffeine too, right?
>>77388135You are better off learning how to fuck ie ravaging their ass like an animal
I think they found that a penile traction device can give you 0.5 to 1.5 inches max to yout length over a couple years, more if you gave peyronies.
Haven't seen this around in a while.
>>77374676Cover your nipples
>>77386816t. paki
Someone post the one where its' a guy trying to flirt with 2 women
>>77374699I lost my sides man. This one is old but gold
>>77374666Wtf am I doing? No fucking excuses, only funny thing was the giant piss stain and rolling like samus in the middle of the street.
It’s crazy how small people were back in the day. This absolut dyel was heavy weight champion. Your average twenty first century gym bro would dominate very sport if he traveled back in time.
Everyone is blasting gear today. It distorts expectations
>>77391377He was floating like a butterfly. Your average gymbro would fall like a rock
>>77391377Absolutely shit tier bait.
>>77391377Shit mang, I dun frame-mog Mud-ham-hut Ollypop, he look like some little zoomah!
I will be lifting weights today.
>>77391745good for you anon!nobody can afford to neglect their social gains, or the tiny bit of mental math, or even just their imagination.
>>77391745Play blood bowl and lift, faggot
>I want you to lose 100 pounds in 2 months and then I'll let you use free weightsHow do you respond?
>>77391084>I don't understand why people need to see a doctor to tell them that in order to not get liver failure you need to stop drinking alcohol.It's an addiction. Only you're forced to go to your dealer on a regular basis.
>>77391068>How do you respond?Doc I don't think 90lbs is a healthy weight for a grown human male
Fine, I'll dump your wife
>>77391068why are so many doctors obese?
>>77391068What does he sound like that?
/fit/ only hates this because they know they would get demolished by dyke tyson.
>>77380232can you, chud?
>>77389483nobody NEEDS to use the N slur
>>77367264>Calling her a "him" Everybody here are also delusional, tranny-loving faggots.
>>77381299Every board is /pol/ now, it's why the memes suck and nothing is funny, everything is just a political statement now. It's been this way for a long time now idk why you're shocked lol.
>>77367261>dyke tysonkek
ITT: Esoteric supplements
It's like that colloidal silver bullshit scam but even more retarded kek
>>77390657i dont think hes saying some white bitch gaslit him into injecting gold, hes saying western women led him down this path. which wouldnt have been possible if connor murphy had been a man of integrity and self respect but considering he was more interested in trying to humiliate other men for the purpose of gaining attention, that was not to be
https://youtu.be/tFwYweg-VNQ?is=r2E5mrTCRFI0ODJfis goldmaxxing legit?
>>77391860Generally not except a few kinds of experimental cancer therapy.
>>77391393organic chemist checking in. I think you should go back to the kiddy playground son.>what's chromium do to the body, huh?idk I'm not an inorganic chemist I'm just checking in not diagnosing
