is he stupid? Condoms break easily
My brother tried to have a water balloon fight with condoms once.They are incredibly difficult to break and only started breaking once they had holes poked in 'em.
>>2376271To pop it outright or as a Russian Roulette kind of "ooooo, maybe it'll burst if I'm not careful. How exciting!".
>>2376271>>2430737i wish to gag on one
>>2283109Who tested this??
>>2376271Gaylord pls
>What is Ninjala?Ninjala is a free-to-play arena brawler where you face off against other players using special weapons, skills, and green cum gained from magic Ninja Gum.>Is there single player content?Yes, but it's paid and there's not much. Ninjala is primarily a PvP game.>Is Ninjala dead?No, we are currently in maintenance mode and GungHo has enough money to keep things running indefinitely. Just keep hoping for Ninjala 2.>Official Websiteshttps://ninjalathegame.com/en/https://x.com/playninjalahttps://x.com/Ninjala_JP/>MediaAnime Episodes, Manga Chapters, and More: https://pastebin.com/xVggDhQ6Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
4/4until it wasn't and the game decided we could just go fuck ourselves
>Poison spammer get killed by Tornado.Sweet justice.
Well we tried, shame Sundays are like this, thanks for the squad.
Guess that's it then. Pretty slow night, but GGs nonetheless
>>2450779Sorry i couldn't make it earlier, but at least we still got a couple games out of it. GGS!
Phoenix announcement editionUpcoming Private ServersPhoenix XI - https://phoenix-xi.com/ - Release date: September 24th 2026 / Beta: July 9th 2026Zenith XI - https://www.zenithxi.com/ - Release date: UnknownPrivate serversAuravia - https://auraviaxi.com/Catseye - https://catseyexi.com/Eden - https://edenxi.comEventide - https://www.eventidexi.org/HorizonXI - https://horizonxi.com/RetailComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>he doesn't show up to the last 2 windows of nidhogg and get claim, minimizing his total time commitment to 40 minutesngmi. me and my bros? we all show up to steal last window hnm. it's even funnier when weekend warriors complain about it.
>>2471845Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
>>2471951nuh-uh
>>2469911not our fault Alaris has melties here
>>2472081Not our fault Winter has melties about Alaris here.
Counter Strike 2 gameplay discussion thread - no esport dweebs allowed. Discuss gameplay, updates, skins and anything else Counter Strike in this thread. >AnimGraph2 goes live in latest CS2 updatePotentially the biggest performance update since the drop of CS2. Thoughts?
holy shit it would be expensive to actually get a competetive gaming rig for cs2the PC itself, and you can't really skimp on anything apart from maybe the SSD sizethe monitorthe other peripheralsyeah you can get pretty decent setups for cheaper, but after getting 240hz (and the fps for it), a real gaming mouse and keyboard, you can't really go back
>>2469262bruh my old ass 3080 runs it at 400fps
>>2469288It's the 1-10% lows that matter a lot, you know when there's smokes, lots of player models and kinds of shit going ongoing under the 360Hz (or 240Hz) will result in a janky feeling whenever that happenssome maps are fps killers too
In my early twenties I didn't know callouts or nade lineups, only ever used mic to talk shit at half time, played on a mid pc with 30fps and got to global on CSGO on pure reaction time and aim. My deagle only acc was LE even tho I fucked around on it a lot. Now 10 years later I can't get above whatever the equivalent of 15k rating is despite tryharding callouts, spending time learning smokes and using my paycheque on a giga juiced pc with 144fps on highest settings. I just took a reaction time test and I used to average 120ms now I'm around 200.It's over for me.
>>2470797it's less about your age and more about the general skillfloor of the playerbaset. 35 year old unc
Welcome to Anoncraft, A Cracked Vanilla Minecraft 1.21.8 SMP for /vm/.>Server IP: anoncraft.cc>Map: map.anoncraft.ccUnleash your autism /vm/ and let's play some good old Minecraft.>Server News:- pankike did it again awardPrevious thread:>>1968332
There's still no server to fill the void
i will make a new anoncraft server sometime this weekend for those who are interested
VERY SERIOUS SERVER NEWSServer gone some months, not dead, just many problem happen same time.Rolling blackout eat machine, internet also take vacation.Some bad foreign hacker press wrong button (we fix maybe).Admin still alive, just fighting electricity demon.World still exist in spirit form.Inventory safe unless not safe.You join now = ancient legend player.Ask no question, only connect.
>>2395713>picthe fuck?
delete this thread
Sonic Robo Blast 2 Kart is a standalone mod of a mod based on the Doom Legacy engine, turning the game into a kart racer similar to Super Mario Kart. Both games are lightweight and can run on most modern PCs.Use this thread to start netgames, join other anons, give help/tips, spritework, modding, feedback, etc.>How to Play (SRB2K)Follow the guide here: https://kartinvidya.me/guide/#before-installing/Compiling help for Linuxfags: https://wiki.srb2.org/wiki/Source_code_compiling/Makefiles#Compiling_on_Linux>Do we have a /v/ server?For SRB2K, yes! We're running a modified executable that allows for near infinite characters and up to 32 racers, along with a large quantity of QoL improvements. The guide should link to the custom client, but in case you missed it, download the latest release here:https://codeberg.org/NepDisk/srb2k-neptune/releases>Joining a server1. From the title screen, go to 'Multiplayer'2. 'Internet Server Browser...'3. 'Specify IPV4 Address...' and manually enter the server IPComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2426155If Blankart is so good then why isn't there a Blankart 2.0 yet
>>2426155>>2323104Just kidding, server and client now updated to hotfix build 7.1.1. Fixes a major desync issue and robbing people of their ability to shitpost in chat.Windows clients: https://drive.google.com/file/d/12bbpcBs0ERrxlBZLVYTyhYyBN-ISFB1R/viewRepo for linux builds: https://codeberg.org/NepDisk/blankartSERVER IP: 137.220.63.49
>>2429867what is actually the roadmap for blankart? what can we expect for future versions/non indev release?
racismat night
>>2429867When is the Blankart build for Android
>FOTOR News:https://www.starwars.com/news/star-wars-fate-of-the-old-republic-trailer>Kotor II remake News:https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/we-have-spooked-disney-legal-court-filings-reveal-a-kotor-2-remake-stuck-in-the-phantom-zone-whos-working-on-the-kotor-1-remake-plus-aspyrs-doomed-efforts-to-get-the-restored-content-mod-past-anxious-lawyers/>SWTOR News:https://www.swtor.com/info/newshttps://twitter.com/swtorhttps://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Star%20Wars%3A%20The%20Old%20Republichttps://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1286830?emclan=103582791467871269&emgid=524221084670624422>SWTOR Helpful Links:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is sentinel, the dual wield class, weaker than their one saber counter class?
>>2451425I say this.ORDINARIES GET OUT
>>2451839Nah, sentinel/mara is great. They take some extra learning and memorization compared to some other classes but you're rewarded with one of the highest performing specs in group content.No class is "bad", but what does change a bit is which specs within some of the classes. Some specs are indeed better than others.
>>2452039>>2452039>>2452039>>2452039
CONAN EXILES ENHANCED WAITING ROOM>Unreal Engine 5 Upgrade — Much better graphics and lighting>Improved Performance — Smoother gameplay (60+ FPS on most PCs)>Smaller Download — Game size reduced to ~40GB>Merged Maps — Exiled Lands + Isle of Siptah in one world (travel freely)>Multiple Characters — Create and switch between several characters on one account>New User Interface — Cleaner and easier menus>Smart Crafting — Auto-pulls materials from nearby chests and thrallsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>looking at the weapon list on the conan wiki>realize there's fucking javelin skins for the Aquilonian, Khitan, and Pictish DLCs>they're not implemented in the game and can't be craftedFucking Funcom.
>>2470990>'he' "plays" a 'woman'
>>2471916Can you yank them out of the admin console?
>>2471937I think so, I haven't checked yet. They're in the files, I don't know if their in the actual admin list or not. Still, more retardation on Funcom's part that I shouldn't be surprised about but somehow I am.
>>2471943Nope. They're not in the admin panel. Dumb fucking assholes.
>closed beta testing announced>no threadIf they improve on the HLL model, the game is going to be sick. I'm hoping the maps are gonna force you into squad v squad battles in rivers, villages, tunnels. Supported by river gun boats, small tanks, maybe helicopters. To simulate Vietnam style combat. In contrast to HLL's WWII large battles.
>>2412271Reviews have been positive so far from the Beta testers. U.S. can use helicopters and NVA/VC can chain OP's using a tunnel system to fast travel around the map.Seems all capture points are attackable, and they are adding a casualty ticket system in the way of "Morale".Battlefield Vietnam was my favorite BF game. Flying around in a Huey blasting Flight of the Valkyries or 60s bangers like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrsGz6mQuN4 was peak gaming. I also liked the propaganda loud speakers playing Hanoi Jane or Good Morning Vietnam, they were great. Not to mention, pretty basic but probably the best customization allowing you to put on a bucket hat.Anyways, if they do literally any of these things, I will be happy.
Link to playtest: https://hll-vietnam.firstlook.gg/
Did anyone get into the beta?
>>2412271Should have been WW2 Japan.
>>2442967Post Scriptum/Swuad 44 did the Pacific theatre, I think they wanted to do something different. Pacific can always come out as a DLC for HLL.
Saw there was no thread for this game. Thinking about getting it. What does /v/ think
>>2422905People have been talking about it in /copeg/ >>>/vg/565573082
>>2426270I think it's in a bit of an awkward space where if you've played it from the playtest, then the EA Launch doesn't feel that big, but if you're getting into it fresh now, then it feels like the game is launching with a healthy girth of content. Personally I find myself a bit hampered by doing all those fucking quests to unlock regions again, and having to get fragments n' shit to get my upgrades again, but otherwise I think the game has enough meat in it to keep playing. Especially since I've seen even just Hard fuck up a lotta squads. It's been a while since a co-op shooter has actually seemed to pose a real risk of losing. Gives something to properly work towards with unlocking more shit.
>>2426436I've literally just sent a lobby link and no one's responding. It's a dead game, especially to the pseudo-darktide general.
It's weird how wildly the difficulty seems to swing. Like if you have a good team, it's not that much of a struggle, but the instant 1-2 cowboys aren't up to snuff, it seems to escalate real fukken quick.I kinda like that though, especially since it's not that hard to carry unless multiple big niggas start spawning
>>2420325Ask the deeprock thread. I like deeprock more but its kinda fun.
Website to anonymously organize lobbies for dead games. Could be a useful tool for /vm/ threadshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFBCNnOhYgs
Bioshock 2 multiplayer. Gauging interest here but I set it to happen next Saturday.https://gamedate.org/s/4w4b1n3j5
First time using this trying to set up a friday session for EDF 4.1, my dumbass forgot to add info on how to actually join.How do you fags do it. Paste my steam ID in the description? Is there any way to edit it?
>>2431365Personally, I just stick to games that can use steam:// lobby links, which EDF 4.1 doesn't seem to be. The best bet is to just try to use the comments section as an active checkin, and open up slots for people as they turn up, unless yeah you just wanna post your ID ask them to add you
>>2275999kek
>>2411296we can just make a trans hostile TTT server
Would You Follow Him Edition>Season 12: Season of Reckoninghttps://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24267729/prepare-for-the-reckoning-lord-of-hatred-draws-near>Patch Notes:https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/article/24271857/diablo-iv-patch-notes>Resources for builds:https://mobalytics.gg/diablo-4https://maxroll.gg/d4https://d4builds.gghttps://diablo4.gg/>Miscellaneous (event countdown, leaderboards etc.):Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2471970I genuinely want to know since I'm planning on playing it later
>>2471882Fuggggg
I haven't had a single good unique charm drop yetOr any of those echo of hatreds or whatever they are
>>2472082I got a single 6 slot unique charm that was good for my build at the time but sucks now. But I'm still using it.
i hit torment 10 but i ignored the storylineim going after the 2nd sword piece, how many hours are left?
>find fun multiplayer game>figuring the basics out solo>join large group/clan to play with>start having more fun than ever>because I'm chill and talk a little bit the group gives me a small leadership role>clan starts having leadership drama for some reason>clan lead starts picking fights with subordinates for personal differences, makes a lot of members quit the game>clan lead quits>"heard you like leading shit bro">gives the clan to me>wtf>immediately redistribute the leadership to others>they do nothing but I dont want the clan to die so I keep leading it>get really competent at leading>able to herd new players into a significant force on a whimComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2351810tldr
>>2360576MMOs used to be populated and fun, they suck now, there are no blue oceans left, and I want to play something that captures the cool experiences like in the greentext before that game too - dies of shit updates.
>>2361541>no blue oceans left?Anyways, MMOs kind of died because of the current social climate. The internet was used as an escape, and video games were already an escape, so they paired well. Today, not so much.
>>2351810They gotta figure out how to put good MMORPGs on mobile or something.
>>2383961>The internet was used as an escape, and video games were already an escape, so they paired well. Today, not so much.Pretty much this sadly.
A new Counter-Strike game for consoles. That’s all I’m asking.It doesn’t need to be a brand new game, a CS2 port is enough.Maybe the skins market would be chopped off, but Valve could replace it with mod support for community skins and maps. It can be done.I’m not asking you for money, just a sign to show your support.https://c.org/TchWGym85b
No one plays CS for the gameplay, they do it for the skins. The game would be dead without them right now.
Counter-Strike is for idiots anyway
Call Of Duty surpasses Counter-Strike any day
The only people who are still playing CS are nostalfags or skin traders
>>2436910Truth
Is it just me, or does it seem almost impossible to find a good multiplayer game these days?>Steam runs sale>try MW2019>refund because it’s just not fun>”I’ll try again tomorrow”>end up looking on Steam all night>end up not playing anything>still can’t seem to find something that peaks my interest like DayZ, Rust, or Tarkov>consider going back to Garry’s Mod rp, or playing something like Space Station 13
>>2309789>too cartoonishWhat's the acceptable cartoon level? And is it graphically or gameplay?
I only play SP and co-op games these days. Competitive multiplayer games are dead.
I have a group of 4-5 friends, some streamers, some just along for the ride. We try to get together to play games every week or so. The only game the majority of us can agree on is Overwatch. Beyond that, any game someone brings up, someone in the group has something against it. I've suggested some of the most basic ass coop games like Payday or Killing Floor or Vermintide and not one of them will give it a chance. For competitive games I've suggested TF2, CS2, any CoD game, any BF game and no one wants to play any of those either. The only thing the group can agree on is friendslop, which I find boring. I would literally pay $210 to gift three copies of Battlefield 6 to these motherfuckers if they even showed the slightest interest in the series. But nope I'm stuck with nothing but Overwatch and friendslop because that's all we can agree on.
>>2424525I member the good old days when gaming online was new, and there were like 3 games to choose from. So everyone just played together. Half-life and its mods like Counter Strike and Team Fortress Classic, latest MMO like EverQuest, and whatever the latest Blizz game was, Starcraft and WC3 custom maps were goated too.It really is a struggle to get everyone on the same page again. MOBAs are the main thing my friend group agrees on unfortunately.
>>2393984ew no
