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>>51387033
WE ALL EAT FRIED CHICKEN!!

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going to the round of 16 togetheeeeer

>>51386856
ANULO MUFA

>>51391099
>this costume makes me look dumb
>that pun was lame
>this party sucks
>but god damn it I love her so much

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>>51368873
>So there's like, no over arcing villain in Touhou
Mamizou
>>51368895
This guy.
>>51368883
Moonies.

Lotta villains.

>>51360058
She's just like me fr

>>51386940
>I'm guessing the Lunarian invasion.
They already did that and to wit only reimu was the only one who did anything of note in it

>>51391087
That we know of. From what I gathered from Touhou as a whole is Reimu's usually the only one written down as the incident solver, despite others being involved.

>>51391278
If only reimu was the only one that's acknowledged to reach junko and hecatia in several mangas its fair to say this is the case

>>51386332
Ah yes, the standard sheep walk cycle.

>>51375801
Is there ever a situation where sukufriends are not welcome? (Aside from unsupervised access to the pantry)

>>51385348
skirt down little lady

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>>51387021
All doors and windows should be kept open for our hungry friends

>>51381786
And that's terrible.

>>51364479
I wish there was a Touhou-based cookbook available.

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>>51389175
There's a circle that does recipes for Touhou-themed cocktails.

>>51382996
I remember I got recommended some that were yukkuri explaining geopolitics a while ago.

wanted moar eajy

>>51388619
This one is still active, unlike the newer

https://jiggie.fun/te1fFs
560, touhoku kiritan - voiceroid - scenery, sfw

https://jiggie.fun/YIkdtN
552, tamamo aria - fate, sfw

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https://jiggie.fun/rVF3LS
546, 2hus pic rel, sfw

https://jiggie.fun/NMZivA
560, patchouli knowledge - scenery, sfw

>>51388706
duplicate thread

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>>51389341
I came up with this the other night while saving porn of kagamin, if you would like to post a warosu screenshot you are more than free to do so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuFh-w1dKds
Legend of Mortal

is temako fun

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>>51390344
ye

>>51382025
Because it's hot

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>>51382025
I think it's a one guy thing. One guy with a lot of money that really likes Tenshi and Utsuho together for some reason.
Kinda like that guy that commissions all those dancer Nazrin pieces. (Picrel)

>>51382025
>Utsuho and Tenshi
Hell and Heaven.

>>51383540
Me

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Not quite my tempo.

>>51381095
'foids want to BE the retard yandere grape girl

>>51383060
And SENILEyama said Goku is a horrible person who doesn't care about his family and friends or people or the world despite every five pages of his manga contradicting him.
Authors are retards who never understand their own work and then get butthurt people perceive them as they do instead of the fanfic they made up in their head that they failed to put in the actual work.
ZUN can choke on a thousand gigacocks.

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>>51385063
"Eirin isn't the sexiest 2hu. She is wrinkly and hideous" - ZUN, probably.

>>51385063
I always got the impression Goku was too empathetic for his own good; a bleeding heart who doesn't want to seriously injure people that routinely blow up worlds.

>>51385063
yeah it's pretty obvious zun says a lot of shit just to troll, joke, or simply be a contrarian

probably because of mesmerizer and the increase in mikuteto slop, though there's probably other reasons that's the main reason.

>>51364847
>normies
Go back.

>>51389595
Yet that is exactly what happens. As always, an image board is created; normies discover and enjoy it, reshape it in their own image (sometimes even claiming to have originated it), and then, once it no longer interests them, they abandon it—at which point it dies, because neither they nor the image board community want it anymore.

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love teto she's my favorite vocaloid

>>51358633
>in 2025 i got back to it due to miku in fortnite
>just now she also got a skin in fortnite
The only "normalfaggot excited brainrot style" here is you, and every other newfag that has not called you out or pretended that they did not find this board during summer vacation. Leave now.

>>51380573
huh?

>>51377622
>fly
will ZUN discuss gout? it's on the tip of our tongue

>>51389646
correction needed

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>>51389666
>666
GET OUTTA MY WAY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikhr22w0f3I

Alright guys, mystery time. Rewind back to 7:36AM today.

I've been watching these cams for a couple of weeks now, and when I remember to check or am awake, on weekday mornings this guy in a vest shows up to this crossing, hangs around for less than half an hour, then leaves. Most of the time a cop also shows up, before running off to his car and leaving with lights on after 10/15 minutes. Everything was much shorter today (less than 10 minutes total).

See at first I thought this was related to some sort of road works, as they were line marking at some point the other week, but that's not it. Then I thought congestion management, but there's barely any traffic, and I've seen it way worse than this, or malfunctioning gates, but they're fine. Then I thought it was like a crossing guard thing for the little kids, but it's only at this one crossing, not the crossing further down the road (which also has little kids cross), and the previous couple of times I watched it he would leave WITH a group of kids, while there were still other groups coming later. Today he just leaves, literally a minute before a group of kids show up (and run through the blinking crossing), and then heaps more kids show up over the next 20 minutes.

Like I can buy the whole 'bored ojiisan helping his community' thing, but he doesn't like, stay around for all the kids.

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>>51389423
I think you are right that it is one of the volunteers for students. He definitely dresses like a mimamori-tai. Makes the most sense.
Probably through the job he knows the policeman, and for whatever reason they meet there every morning. The policeman must be just doing a routine check every morning, and they meet there. Not sure if he joins him later or not. I only saw today's recording, where he seems to be called to go somewhere and runs to his car. We can see the car driving by soon after the guy goes off camera. So at the very least I do think that policeman-looking guy is indeed a policeman.
The ojisan probably waits for the first students and then moves to the real spot where he guards the kids. There is also technically the possibility that he only looks after a specific group of kids. Though it is true that today he left early, after he moved away a group of kids showed up. You could try to see if, when he leaves with a group of kids, they are always the same kids.
Super ironically, the kids ran through the crossing as it started signaling that it was closing. One of the kids even stopped and made a salute-like kinda pose towards the incoming train.
I can see why a train crossing might not be considered the place in the most need of a guard, but I can also see why it might be good to have a guard there. Especially this crossing is awkward, because the street on the right sight doesn't directly connect to the crossing. Drivers have to make a slight turn, which seems to complicate traffic.

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>>51389603
>>51389423
By the way, there are also 2 other cameras. This one is also for the crossing (numbered 83, the other is 82): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPCe71DK998 This one seems to have even more student activity.
By the way, the cameras have actual markings on Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/RDdDMv1dxutn1eiv5
The closest school is here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/H71kcbYi8DRzKJnY6
It seems like kids are instructed not to use the road next to the train track and to go on the east side. The guy must be somewhere there.
And yes, kids have routes they are instructed to take for a variety of reasons. The main one is, of course, safety, but sometimes they might also not be allowed by locals to go through certain places.
For example, in the apartment complex where I live, there is a central area with a few buildings around it. There are many connections to different surrounding streets, and many people freely cross them. I didn't even think much of it, but last year there was a request from a local school to let kids go through the central area on their route to and from school. There was a vote by the residents, and access was declined.
Though I don't think the routes surrounding the apartment complex are dangerous, there are also a lot of old farts living here who complain during residents' meetings about children playing at the central plaza. Honestly, they disgust me every time. It is also true that there are other people with nothing going on. It seems like one of these mimamoritai or an adjacent person filed a complaint with the management company behind the complex (first to the residents' association, but it is not within our jurisdiction) to modify one of the curves that joins one of the sidewalks because it is too high, I think, and dangerous when residents go out with bicycles from there or whatever. It is just busywork.

>>51389649
Yeah, I have all 3 cameras and the onsen cam in the OP on a 4 view split screen.

I was actually in the process of looking at the google map, and was wondering why they wouldn't just take the straight road parallel to the tracks, since it would seem safer and more direct than going through the city.

You're probably right in that he has a position further up the route, and just hangs around until he sees the first group of kids before moving to it.

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>>51389659
It is a two-way street that barely has space for one car. Japanese drivers are not the best either, and you would be surprised how many are speeding down streets like that. Japan is full of awful roads with no sidewalks. Kids seem to go to the road east of the crossing. There are at least some sidewalk markings, which I equally hate.
That said, I think the logic is a lot less complicated. The marking for the school made me think too that the entrance was on the north side, but I think it is actually on the south side.

Thank you.

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Two trays brimming with food, so two Sekais were needed. Thankfully, I didn’t lose Flan-chan’s echo during the exodus of my tree.

My copy and I entered the Voilé carrying lunch I made—cold, cold outside, so hot, hot inside to ease the stomach. And a lot of iron. Mother Patchy and I need lots of that thing—and were greeted by the usual sight of the rebuilt library. The Kurodani family had been called more than once in the last decade to see to repairs made necessary by Hana-neesan’s and Remi-san's constant need to dick measure against one another. Perhaps because they lack the necessary tool, their rivalry is eternal.

The domed ceiling was glass, curved like a hill seen from the inside, and the sunlight snaked its fingers down and down and down. The Voilé went only down, a drop instead of a maze. Its bookshelves doubled as walls, forming a large cylinder with a drop that never ended, for Sakuya-san had made the ‘bottom’ loop back to the top, about eight meters from the tip of the glass dome. It was an absurd experience, and though it took a lot of time, we found that the spatial dilation started at the erotica section. Koa-chan bribed us to keep that hidden from Mother Patchy.

Sometimes, during spring and summer, Flan-chan and I jump in there, endlessly falling. The ever-rushing wind does wonders to cool a young girl during Gensokyo's unforgiving heat.

I let those thoughts slip away as we walked along the floating platform towards the sole landmark of the Voilé, which resembled a plank on a pirate’s ship, with the sharks a buncha of bookshelves. I reached Mother’s large table soon enough, the woman surrounded by stacks of books on the floor and flying around. “Good afternoon! Food delivery to a hungry mage and succubus!” I, the real Sekai, declared. Mother’s nose was buried in a thick book, and having spoken of the literal devil just now, she showed herself with a polite smile.

“Sekai-chan, and Sekai-chan,” Koa-chan flew towards us from the book pile she had been mercilessly organizing until then. She sniffed the air, and it was a treat how her wings flapped up and down… doesn't that mean arousal? Dangerous thing coming from one of her species. “Mhm~! One day your cooking will be on par with Sakuya’s, Sekai-chan. It'll take you years of dedication, as all things worthwhile do! You’ll be a big girl by then—” an ever more dangerous gleam came to her smile as she gracefully accepted her tray from my copy. “—and when you’re all grown up, Auntie Koa will be sure to teach you why the stomach is the path to a man’s heart and other org—”

The snap of a book closing silenced the red devil, though her faint blush persisted. “You’d do well stuffing that hole in your face with food, Koakuma, lest it betray you with whatever it is that you were about to say.” Mother Patchouli’s cadence left no wiggle room.

“E-Eek, Patchouli-sama, you know me best!” she ‘apologizes’, then smiles at me—no, at my copy. I pout. 890 correct guesses, 1,187 wrong guesses, Koa-chan—and before her nature can betray her again, she flies to her break room, the room carved into the walls of bookcases. A sigh escapes the magician at the devil’s antics, dull and not meaningful, and then Mother Patchouli’s harsh eyes are on me and my copy.

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With the venison chewed and pushed down the gullet, I start: “I saw Flan-chan earlier today. She was having these problems with knitting. I don’t know why she even took to knitting; she’s so… destructive! No, rather, she’s impatient—the worst breed of artist,” I grumble, gulping down some ciorbă, the chicken tasting off. Maybe it overcooked while I was on my inhaler break? “She’s always on and on about how it’s all sooo hard or that she doesn’t understand it. If she just stopped, listened, and did as she was taught instead of tuning out every word longer than two syllables and then winging it like a crippled bird, maybe she’d learn faster,” I bite down on a spicy sausage. Warm. Good. “And Sakuya-san was being extra prissy today. Gave me a load of nonsense just because I complained about the workload. I wasn’t even being serious, just teasing her a little! Sheesh! I wish she'd let loose at least once in her life. She's so stuck in time as a big, mean ice queen! It's so frustrating… Oh, we also tried something we saw in the village's cooking magazine, a lamprey dish. It's not good yet. As a matter of fact, our first attempt was awful, but we'll get it right eventually. I want you to taste-test it, right? Alright!" I dip some polenta into gravy and eat it all. Hey, it’s pretty good~! Aced it. “Mother Meiling was so sweet today! She carried me on her shoulder and didn’t even toss me in the air once. I couldn’t have my first break hour eating breakfast with her, but I got her some hot cocoa I made with the chocolate Remi-san got from the Outside World last month. I think she liked it. I bothered her a bit about her being a wet noodle. Romance-wise, that is. She wasn’t mad-mad this time around, hehe. It was cute~!” Eating another piece of braised venison, I turned to Mother. “And you? How was your day?”

Mother Patchouli sipped on tea to wash down a bit of stew. “Nothing worthy of note.”

I stared at her, then sighed, long and exhausted. Red apple, green apple—apple, at the end of the day— “Aie!” A hovering book tapped my scalp.

“Your attitude isn’t welcome, brat,” she warned, then warmed up. Not that one would see it happening; she gives very little away. I’ve picked what I could over the years, with great appetite. “… However, it’s upon us once more—” Her voice gained a quality of seriousness, though it’s not deep. We’ve been here before, sometimes with tears, sometimes with a lot of petulance from me. Never with disregard. “—how are you feeling, my child?” She asked neutrally.

In two days, I’ll commemorate my eighth birthday alive. Truly alive.

Also my True Mother’s death and my biggest lie to the mothers—and to the people—I love most.

I smiled most naturally. “Better than last year.”

It is her turn to sigh. “Should I contract a technician to see you through? It seems every passing year you give me the same answer.”

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With about five minutes left on my second break hour, I leave the Voilé with two trays full of dishes, balancing them with trained capacity. My eyes jump from the fine hallway decorations to the paintings hung on the walls, and I groan: it seems the halls are in need of some sweeping. Sakuya-san will know I noticed that, and if I don’t clean them, she’ll be on my ass. After some sweeping, I should go check on today’s dinner prep, and if necessary, go do groceries. Is it a bathroom-cleaning day today…? If I have to ask myself, then it probably is.

I sigh, bones feeling weary under my meat. It’s gonna be a long da—

—I stop dead in my tracks. A signal from far, far away.

The Gap opens, and I toss the dishes inside. Another opens; I step through it. I’m in my bedroom.

I remove my Mary Janes and leave them neatly by the bed. It should lessen the fit Sakuya-san will have when she realizes I’m sleeping on the job. But that signal is not something I can ignore. It’s always demanding of my immediate attention, no matter what.

I lay down on the bed and close my eyes.

I'm falling through a dark, peerless realm—through multiple doors. Simultaneously—interchangeably.

I open my eyes.

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next batch is Sekai's last, then a trio batch, and we'll be out of the prologue!
more soon~!

>>51390937
Kek I was gonna ask him if he meant Call of Duty: Vanguard. Was it that bad?

>>51390949
>>51390949
>>51390949

>>51388449
>>51390945
Womp womp, bokuao menhera

>>51390943
?

>>51376367
bully boy

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bakabiki riding to the archive.

>>51391669
It can't be...

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>>51389390
>>51389402
>>51389409
Bikker and Taker owe me double paizuri

goodnight sweet bikimilkers