kayaking with women is so fun and you get to stare at their butts when you stop for a break at the beach
>>2758259huh weird, both of my exes were pear shaped just like this. maybe youre just a virgen
>>2757194This is an obvious troll thread and the person who made it is a janny who is not playing by the rules
>>2757194Doing anything with women is the antithesis of fun. Women are not capable of appreciating anything but themselves. They even hate other women.Kayak alone and you'll be surprised how much more enjoyable it is without a bitch in your ear complaining the entire time.
>>2758399i find when i paddle alone women seem to gravitate towards me i guess im the mysterious gentleman kinda type
>>2758363im OP and i love wide bottomed women especially those who enjoy watersports and going to the nude beach
When I go backpacking I like to bring flour, yeast and salt and make flatbread. Everyone with me loves it but I never see anyone else do it. Anyone else make food in the outdoors that doesn't come out of a bag?
>>2756433>t. hates OB
>>2756952would need a fishing license or get a big ticket for illegal harvest..
>>2753845Lentils and hardtack maybe some potatoesMaybe flour put where it can in the bagsSugar would be nice tooOn long excursions you can even plant the lentils and potatoesLentils have the 6 amino acids that your body needs to make the rest of the 22.That and they taste p gud and are small so they cant fit compactly in bags wherever.Then bring a phone with a plant identification app or a field manual and try to find all your own food.
You can make candy with the sugar or sweet biscuitsA lot of energy also peanuts
>>2755176yeast adds b vitamins and flavor too
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Is Fjallraven a good brand? I have an Osprey backpack but I want something for backpacking and I am not sure what good brands are like anymore, even the "expensive" brands are all polyester garbage...>but you need polyester for water resistance!!!meh, i don't want synthetic fabrics that cause cancer on my skin
>>2751496>shame of wearing chinkshitSo why wear a pack made in China? All of their stuff is chinkshit, but but the way its priced it could be made in Europe at a profit.
>>2755251uhm ackshully their stuff is vietshit. get your asian countries right
>>2741326Is coffee good for you?
>>2741326The left one is Gina Carano?
>>2741350I had someone tell me last week that they put boxes in the holes so only the fish can get it. this was some fag in TN tho (not the actual south). I asked because people do this in Louisiana (the south) where gators and snappers are abundant which always left me wondering why most people have their arms and fingers still attached.
In California, everything popular is so crowded you need a lottery just do a 16 mile hike because apparently they cannot build a road any closer or add more parking or whatever.So now tourists are doing the lottery and climbing up cables (why not add fucking steps?) in the rain because they won the permit lottery and they might not otherwise get a chance to do it. The National Park would rather let people die than put in steps or a more sturdy way to get to the top. I'm not from Cali but anon told me this isn't even the best view in the park, that's from elsewhere, but that's the most reputation-famous so people all do it. The father-daughter duo had hiked together countless times and over thousands of miles — up to Angels Landing in Zion National Park, down into the Grand Canyon and all over mountains across their home state of Arizona. So when Grace secured a permit to hike Half Dome through the daily lottery system on July 11, they were ecstatic.They cleared their schedules to drive from Phoenix to Yosemite the following day, and on the day after that, they set out on the strenuous 16-mile trail at about 8 a.m. A ranger told them there were storms in the forecast, and at times, they did notice clouds overhead. But when the pair reached the bottom of Half Dome’s famous cables a little after noon, the sky was perfectly clear, Rohloff said.
>>2758312>HeSmallBro
>>2758315You have no fucking clue what you're talking about. There are plenty of summits on the east coast that do this and they are PACKED. It would have been incredibly more enjoyable if you were forced to hike up because it filters 90% of unfit people who shouldn't be there to begin with. Having a road go right up to that eliminates that filter and gives retards an even greater false sense of ability.Also you fucking moron you can't make a road to the top of the dome so it would still be incredibly dangerous, and the entire point of national parks and forests are to not destroy the natural landscape as much as possible before you go off and try to suggest carving a staircase into the cliff side.
>>2758374>that do this and they are PACKEDwell yeah if you only have paved road access to 1 decent view for 50 mi around...
>>2757691If you can't handle nature, you're welcome to stay in town. Why the rest of us be unable to enjoy nature just so you can ride your mobility scooter up every single mountain?
>>2757668>>2757670>>2757675Ain't reading allat
what more could a man need
>>2756238>t. Thinks the open steppe, a fleet horse, a falcon at your wrist, and the wind in your hair is pretty alright
>>2756219Is that steak?
>>2756219you call that a knife?
>>2756238>wrong answer12,000 years later the khan's son is still mad
>>2756259For every blueberry you eat you shave off 50 seconds of your life due to higher risk of pre-diabetes
Is this the ideal way to experience the great outdoors on a broader scheme and meet lesbians?I have a little above $30k in savings I can blow on converting my Tahoe and don't mind picking up migrant jobs along the way.
>>2744759>>2744762Both of these are literal fiction dreamed up by people who never go outside and couldn’t be bothered to do a google image search before posting.
Got me a free van bros. 92 chevy g20, needs some work done but im hoping to be able to save up a nest egg after i splurged the last one being lazy and depressed after moving to another state. My girl just left me so im ready to drown in stanky hippie puss. Anything fun to do in ohio?
>>2758220Lot of BBC sluts in Ohio if you're into that. Specifically Cinci or Cleveland.
>>2739847Its infinitely smarter to be prepared rather than get in trouble and fixing it after the damage is done.>>2739885>>2739900>>2742416>>2744048retarded sheep who can't think for themselves.
>>2758223Im a wyte boi...Also i hate cities
How many AllTrails Hard™ trails have you conquered?
>>2753338I loled so here's your reply
Someone shill me and all trails alternate? It's still the best for finding trails and getting good directions
>>2758342Peakbagger is pretty good if you know how to use it.
>>2758345Does it have good info for parking at the trail head? Since I live in the disgusting suburbs of Philly I gotta drive everywhere to hike
>>2758349If you live in PA and want an alternative you need myhikes.orgHe is based in North-Central PA (wellsboro) and has tons of PA hikes on his website. You have to pay to download the .gpx files (I got a lifetime subscriber status for 20$ not sure if that's still possible), but you get the parking coordinates and instructions for free.There two aren't JUST for hiking, but there's uncoveringpa.com and pabucketlist which are photo blogs that have a lot of info for pa-specific stuff
>inb4 he's a southernlet
bump until the next Kp9 solar storm
>>2730821>Northern lights are cause by eclipsesIs this the new common core science?
>>2748978Rolling for earth facing X20
>>2748978I'm down
>>2730820i have and lived in alaska for 6 years so make like a tree and fuck off
What exactly happens in Iowa?
>>2753417Ohio has the whole Hocking Hills area, southern and southeastern Ohio have great hiking and camping spots.
>>2757847>Ohiofuck off
>>2753417>worst state is OhioCan you please explain in some detail why you say this?
>>2757948some dipshit who doesn't realize ohio is connected to a great lake, probably from the southwest in Ohio
>>2757948he's a redditor tourist>le ohio bad
what does /out/ think of barefoot shoes? went hiking with friends recently and the fastest of the group wore barefoot hiking boots, and had no blisters either. are they the final redpill of boot threads?
>>2756628You dont do any hard outdoor shit, zero, none.
after leaving the army I started walking barefoot in my house because my foot got cramps after wearing boots for hours everyday. My foot are wider and I they no longer hurt. I also noticed calves and foot's muscles gains. I started wearing barefoot shoes to go outside to buy groceries or for driving and they are comfy af and very breathable. Wouldn't recomend them for running, standing still for long periods of time or for moving weight.
>>2756987"Wouldnt recommend doing things with them" got it
>>2756987That's about my experience except for running and standing. Running barefoot is just sensitive to form more so than walking. You can't tolerate a heel strike and you really need to build up to it. Most people prefer a minimalist shoe though with some low level of padding though, just to even out little rocks and such. Heavy loads are a similar issue. It's not really weight assuming you've built up your arches, it's all stuff you have to put your foot down on. In the gym, walking, even hiking? No issues if you can track your footfall. But unloading your truck when you have to balance a weird box while you jump down onto gravel it certainly is easier to have a stiffer sole which provides a stable platform that holds rough terrain. Luckily you can still get benefits by doing as much as you can with barefoot or minimalist shoes. I have very wide boots with a low arch insole for everything else.
>>2752937Kinda on topic but anyone that has experience with halti outdoor shoes?
how hardcore are you?
>>2756038>Look how casually the locust doesn't give a shit about old growth or human lifesurprising no one
>>2730025>Its open ground that interlopers have to cross to reach the homeBecause the goons will totally totez strot over the clearing and not just hide in the trees and bushes behind the house that are in absolute close proximity. What a retarded headcanon you have.
>>2731875>non whites are animals yes
>>2755995you mean kikes right?
>>2724301start leaving eye level fishhooks on fishing line tired around branches unless they get a glare from the sun those loggers will be in for a bad time
>I live in New England, birthplace of faggot ass Lyme Disease, ticks are everywhere innawoods >Already had Lyme twice in my youth, never want that shit again I bought a pair of $100 pants from Duluth that were branded as "no bug/tick" which according to the label is some proprietary Permethrin infusion. >catch tick>put it on pants>watch it walk all over for several minutes, completely unbothered by the "kills bugs and ticks guaranteed!" pants >return pants because they clearly do not fucking workSo were these pants just trash? Or is Permethrin ineffective? What is the best way to protect from these little fuckers? Between hiking, mushrooming, and camping i'm off trail at least 75% of the time essentially bushwhacking through trees and brush.
>>2727761How did people survive in ye olden days without soaking themselves in gallons of permethrin?
>>2756508That'll bring your tick bites per day down to about five
>>2727761Theres hardly anything effective beside of avoiding the spots where they lurk. If you can't, check immediately.I always carry a lighter for that reason, because they cannot be easily crushed, but easily burnt. Just flame over them for half a second and they instantly die and fall off. Wear long sleeves, put your pants into your socks and wear boots if possible if you want to go offroad into the bushes.I also noticed they avoid grass that has been exposed to the sun all day, possibly because they dry out there, so you can safely pass dry grass but wet grass is where you need to be cautious. I find the larvae and nymphae to be the worst, they are so fucking tiny, the big ones TICKle a lot so they usually alert you in time.But even when they bite you, the chance of infection is pretty low if you don't let them suck for days, they will not release their bacteria into your bloodstream before ~18h of feeding. Additionally only the large life stages of them carry diseases because they receive them from previous hosts.
>>2740627i wonder if this would unironically work if you treated it with permethrin
>>2753605this was never funny
Tired of carrying a bulky fleece so decided to spend a little money on a down jacket.How warm does the average down jacket keep you; I've seen Decathlon ones that say they'll keep you warm at 0 degrees if you're static but other only list fill power and down weight.
>>2758045Wrong, there are literally standardized tests to measure the insulative ability of down filled goods
>>2758169It’s not retarded if there’s no chance of rain. How do you know if there’s no chance of rain? Live in California. >but that means the colloquial wisdoms we have on a certain piece of hiking gear only applies to one region and isn’t actually ubiquitous The California Influence strikes again.
>>2758287Anon didn’t even mention rain, and I’m pretty sure he is talking about sweat since he mentioned strenuous activity, but don’t let that stop you from shoehorning in your obsession with California
>>2758283Anon those tests are sleeping bags and are still ultimately subjective to the user. Jackets vary more in construction, cover only a portion of the body, and the since your likely moving a little can capture more heat. The same loft in a 3season sleeping bag would be overkill in a jacket.
>>2758300Oh, that’s right. I forgot where I was. I guess the things that normally go without saying need to be explained in detail here for the retards. Specifically, down isn’t meant to be hiked in. Everyone pretty much has a handle on its use (it’s for extended breaks) except /out/, where basic shit is mind blowing and all brand new.
>start first year of university>go live in big city>have constant fear of getting robbed/stabbed>literally only like 2 interesting things to see, the rest are just novelty places>so much noise it makes me want to blow my brains out>having to put up with constant ads and lights everywhere>first semester done>i want to kill myself>one day i go running>end up in a park>literally the happiest ive ever been since i started>start seeing survival, bushcraft, homesteading and prepping content>getting naturepilledComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2757249I’m so sorry. Humans are becoming soulless creatures, but there is some hope.https://youtu.be/xi6r3hZe5Tg
>>2757366>bussingfuck off with this zoomer shit
>>2757515mental illness, he means that they use busses to bring them in
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>>2757333It's just another mentally fried millennial/zoomer that wants to LARP as a mountain man because they're upset with their life. They won't actually put any effort in but they will whine about it on /out/ at least daily.
