Look at this gay virgin tree. I'm LOLing so hard right now thinking about fags who look out their window and see this gay shit out there.LOL
>>2865932alright wise guy, what is a tree then?
>>2864965nazis would never use it as en emblem if it were gay
>>2868367all socialists of all flavors are faggots son
>>2865932it's a bush?
>>2865932elaborate
So im planning to snare trap the nutria at my local lake. Ive got the trap and a few fitting spots and all.The only thing im unsure about is how to do the actual kiling. I was thinking of just grabbing its neck and cutting its throat, the same way one kills a fish. Will it thrash around so much that this isnt a good idea? I will wait near the trap, so he will not be tired out once i try to go for the kill. I wanna kill the little fella as quickly as possible with as little pain as possible but im unsure where to stab him. Will a pocket knife suffice or should i bring a large chef knife? Guns are not an option. These animals have nasty teeth so im somewhat scared to get hurt.Also considered a hatched or an axe but this wouldnt really be the most painless method and im also concerned about ruining the fur which i wanna use later on. Has anyone here got experience with killing critters like that and can give some pointers on how to approach the killing blow please?
>>2862493Like beavers, they can give a nasty bite so best not to mess around close in. Old school trappers usually club them. I've had to trap out woodchucks and I give them a double tap point blank with a bb gun.Thing to watch out for if you're on public land is getting caught trapping without a license.
>>2863252This. Just shoot the fucker if youve never killed anything with your hands. Look up where the brain is and shoot it twice. It will probably spazz for a bit after it is dead. Tell us what it tastes like
This thread really just confirms most of you must be underage or have little to no experience outside. It's even more disgusting that some of you think it's funny to torture the animal to kill it.
>>2863321This or bludgeoning the neck, not the head.
>>2866375Titus tried it but did a really poor job
How do I deal with these giant fucking rapists? I’m snorkeling and swimming off of the west side of the ‘Big Island’ in Hawaii soon. I am worried I will encounter one of these fuckers and it will try to bite me. Im bringing a tourniquet just in case. Please share advice if you are familiar with this area or species. Thank you.
>>2868397We get these here in the summer. I've seen one once while spearfishing. Just like every other shark, you don't want to look like prey. I approach sharks trying to look tall in the water with spear pointed at them and nudge them if they get too close but typically they will maybe be a bit curious but generally uninterested in you as a prey item. That said, if a large shark decides to eat you, you are dead. Nothing you can really do about it.
>>2868397you bonk it on its nose and say>bad shark, this is my fish! no, you cant have anyif it doesnt listen, you just flip it upside down
>>2868568I just stick my thumb up it's bumhole. Don't try it on stingrays, though, it really pisses them orf.
>>2868397most of the places you can snorkel are too crowded to have tiger sharks. If it helps any I've snorkeled all over the kona coast of big island and I've never seen a tiger shark in shallow water or met anyone that has.avoid the places nobody is swimming though. Places like Kona harbor and off the point at magic sands people get eaten sometimes. Stay in the shallows.if you want to be really sure just stick to Kahalu’u Beach Park where the entire reef is behind a breakwater that sharks pretty much can't get through. But even then stay away from the deep north end where the surfing school is because that's not protected and sharks do go there.anyways you're way more likely to drown in hawaii than get eaten by a sharkthe waves there get big
>>2868630>you're way more likely to drown in hawaii than get eaten by a sharkthat's a statistical shallow analysis that has no bearing in specific situationssomeone diving is way less likely to drown from waves giving you a big bonk, way more likely to find sharks depending of where you are
any other suggestion for hoboing around in good weather with minimal setting up hassle and weight? other than pic relatedmust have mosquito net and be light (pic related is about 450 g/1000 lbs)
>>2867254>>2867261Imagine being stuck in rain in one of those coffins.For just 300g more you can have a tent.
>>2867783Bivvies are for when the camp site selection sucks, usually because you're above treeline and on rocks. In those situations you bring earplugs regardless of your shelter choice.
>>2868369They have to imagine it, because it’s not something they’ll ever experience. A severe lack of utility is another reason to not buy the larpsack.
>>2867259stealthcamping is a thing thoughbeit
>>2868369for just 300g less you can put a hammock up, and sleep off the ground like a real human
>European StarlingsWhat do you guys do to get rid of them? I just put on imagerelated & shoot them, they don't really notice it when shaded (or care if theres dead starlings all over the ground either).The suit is a bit annoying though, so are there any other good camos that they can't see easily? Do standard turkey/duck hunting sets work just as good? I know certain birds see different colors and other weird stuff, so I won't wanna get something that stands out like a beacon to them.
>>2868104All bird species alive today could be considered invasive couple thousand years ago. All species of organisms go extinct except a very very tiny fraction you get to see today that managed to adapt better than the rest, which then evolve further into more species and they go through the same process. Environment changes and a species does better than the rest, which is considered invasive behavior by you retards. You are doing neither good nor bad, since your dumbass is a part of the planet's ecosystem. It is by the hand of humanity in the first place that the environment has changed and starlings are doing better. It is however more annoying than it is funny that you retards think you could play the hero for some quick appreciation from society. And in 4chan of all places. Fucking clowns.I could tell you niggers to kill yourselves, which would neither be good nor bad as well, since I am a part of this ecosystem and I get to exist and type these encouraging words. I like starlings, they are extremely intelligent birds with incredibly flexible vocal cords and the ability of mimicry of almost every sound i could imagine, so do them a favor and kill yourselves.
>>2868545midwit take tbqh, you sound like a redditor
>>2868547nah he's right and you are the only midwit here, you couldn't even come up with a good retort, you just started spewing buzzwords like a redditor
>>2868690even midder-wit take tbqh, you sound like a twitter user
>>2868506you're joking but I think birdshot might kill guptacels
How do I learn to enjoy the sea?A friend got injured and basically handed me two pedal kayaks (similar to pic, a bit larger).>Took it out and pedaled.>enjoyed just going around but found that unlike hiking I can't really bring all that much with me.>Not like I'm cooking over a fire sitting on a kayak.>Got bored of baking in the sun j>just paddled around for exercise.I've never fished before in my life, the whole pole-fishing thing seems like a moneyhole but idk. I think the kayak has a fishingpole stand.I definitely need to figure out some kind of shade for itNot sure what else is out there, would appreciate some thoughts from sea-faring anons
>>2868440>unlike hiking I can't really bring all that much with me.Just tie a pack to the front or back of the boat. You should be able to carry more not less
>>2868440I have this exact kayak and fish from it. you can get a simple rod and reel for like $60. just buy some shrimp, throw some circle hooks on a leader, and you're good to go.
>>2868440If you don't enjoy being cooked alive by the sun like a rational person, I'd get one of those cheap polyester UV hoodies, a pair of polarized sunglasses and a wide brimmed hat. If you're in swim trunks lather on your knees and shins some 60 spf sunscreen or get a pair of polyester leg sleeves. I also keep my socks on to protect my feet from burning.
>>2868440If they're larger than your pic you can carry significantly more than hiking. I have no experience with pedal kayaks, just regular paddle ones and taking them on multi-day camping trips where you move from spot to spot to overnight is a lot of fun. And like this >>2868990 anon said, get yourself a hat and wear long sleeves.What rough area are you based in?
>>2868990>polyestermelanoma machine
Did you put in for a permit this year?
>>2868210Doesn't exist in the US outside of the Cascades or Alaska. Places in the American rockies have small dying glaciers, like the Winds or the mountains in GNP. But nothing compared to the Cascades.
>>2868172explain?A guy comes up to your tent at night and asks for permit, then you just dribble your lips?What about the little trail-janny cuck shacks right on the trail, where they are going to check your gear. I always assumed that's what would happen.But you're acting like nobody is there, and there's nobody to check your permit off? Is this the case? I am scummy enough to cheat the system if I will not get consequences.
>>2868193rainier, and mt baker both have large glaciers. I think rainier is one of the most glaciated mountains actually or something.
>>2868789Both of those are in the Cascades.
>>2862612>permitI can do whatever I want
>Be me>No jerb, get more depressed day by day>Obsessed with coding atm and notice how I get more anxious every day about doing outside>When I ride my bike I feel it is good, it's hard to do it more thoHow do I break the cycle?I am thinking about JUST starting bike packing (probably towards frens 700km away from me). I have never done it more than 1 night tho, because I always got impatient and was scared of wild camping.But i am in germany. Wild camping is not allowed but I mean it'd only cost me max 50 bucks or something if someone actually called the popo.How do I JUST go and do it? I have everything, in theory. Second problem is: I always pack way too much and I sweat a lot, which is uncomfortable. What do?Should I get my laptop with me to be able to still code? I might be able to be mad about the 2kg extra and not coding at all in the end
>>2866181just go and do it. its easy in germany. plenty of good spots to stop and sleep and theres rad- und wanderwege everywhere. dont even need to use a map for many routes, just follow the signs. wild camping isn't "highly illegal", I never had problems with it and I like to make fires for cooking. you shouldn't expect more than some karen with a dog complaining. in that case you pack up and move on. the law also says "zelten" is verboten. so if you have a hammock or a bivouac, you are not using a tent and its completly legal. if you look presentable and ask nicely, you can find someone allowing you to setup in their garden and probably get a invite for dinner, but you can make also make the whole way without talking to anybody, if youre too much of an autist. Ive done weeks with spending zero money, stoping at supermarkets for dumpster diving and wild camping at amazing spots. if your route allows it, follow a river valley. its mostly flat and you'll make a lot more distance each day. 700km should take you no more than 10 days, even if youre completely out of shape.
>>2866475zoomers can't comprehend spending any amount of time outside and away from their screens.
>>2866181oof wish you didn't say dumb shit like c*ding
>>2867319100% agreed. This lad knows what he's talking about.I'm not entirely sure about the technicality considreing tents vs. hammocks, but even a close family member (a cop) told me about it and a friend's dad once successfully got around a fine by not setting up his whole tent and just "resting" instead of "sleeping".>>2866181>Second problem is: I always pack way too much and I sweat a lot, which is uncomfortable. What do?One more practical suggestion: You just have to start and see what works for you.Do the 700km trip to your friends. It'll take you two weeks max. That'll help you to find out what you absolutely don't need and what's missing.Your setup won't be 100% perfect after that, but when you're just starting, that'll go a long way.>t. cycled 25,000+ kilometers around Europe and Asia
>>2866181>i am in germany. Wild camping is not allowedit is allowedjust do it, who's going to stop you? erdogan?
Is it wrong to buy a knife just because you think it looks nice? >pic relatedI know it's not super steel, or the best value for money.I just like how it looks.
>>2866493DESU it's more than just "1095 is outdated" -- 1095 is NOT FOOD-SAFE, nor is any other carbon steel.but more than thatK390, N690, S110V and VG-10 are ESPECIALLY UNSAFE due to containing Cobalt!https://www.jayfisher.com/Food_Safety_Kitchen_Chefs_Knives.htm
>>2869009>Plebbit spacing>Muh food safe>Website from the 90sPeople have used carbon steel for ages. Of all the chemicals toxins like teflon and plastics crap and processed "food" found in a kitchen, a knife has to be the least of your worries.
>>2866511I have a worksharp MK2. Two belts, 5 passes per belt per side, through an angle guide and you have sharpened knives. I love this thing, one of the best investments I've ever made. I sharpen all of my knives and all of my family and friends knives.
>>2866310the price doesnt matter to us non niggers.the equal today is around 100-150€ with engraving.so actually kinda cheap when you think about it.
"the best knife is the one you have on you"
>"backcountry" camping requires reservation and designated campsite
>>2869046Such is life in a low trust society. What are you going to do, let the boondockers overstay their welcome and cover random sites in litter with no way to catch them?The reservation system make it possible to kick the undesirables out.
>>2869116I love it when newfags wander into threads they have no idea what is being discussed and then offer their opinion like it fucking matters. There are no boondockers in the backcountry. Also OP is just a troll who has like you never touched grass but he knows the lingo.
>>2869046Permits and designates sites are necessities for heavily-trafficked areas. You’d know that if you’ve ever been to a national forest or wilderness area that has a lot of visitors.>backcountry in quotesYes, as opposed to frontcountry. These are well established terms that were familiar with but confuse and anger you. Also note that “car camping” does not mean sleeping in your car (/out/ hates that fact and insists otherwise). Pic is from NPS.gov
I just got back from a portaging trip. It was 40 Canadian rubles for a 3 day 2 person trip. For that we got sites with guaranteed room for tents, a fire pit and a picnic table. They actually came around and checked permits so ensure no squatters which is nice. They also provide maps and info about the park. Worth the price of admission. Why are you going to a maintained park and complaining about fees if what you want is the middle of fucking nowhere?
>>2869046it doesn't
What's the highest mountain in your country/state? Do you feel jealous of places with higher mountains?Mountains in Poland are fun but the highest one (picrel) is 2499 m, which is much lower than Alps. Moreover, highest mountains in Poland are often quite crowded. This makes some Poles jealous of poeple who live near Alps.I'm 99.9% sure people who live in flat countries like Lithuania feel jelous about our mountains but I wonder if people who live in mountains like Alps or Rockies feel jealous anout Himalayas or Andes.
I've lived in Colorado for a few years but done very little hiking. No more than 2500ft of elevation gain and all below 10k ft. Want to try and do some 14ers this year. Started running at the beginning of the year to improve my cardio and am down about 30lbs. Any recommendations on hikes to start with and general advice?
>>28655373,491 feet / 1,064 meters for the appropriately named land of the hills. i do not feel mountain envy because i enjoy living in a coastal plain and visiting the mountains, which are readily accessible. i also don't care if east coast mountains are typically smaller. my platonic ideal of outdoor adventure is to explore the magnificent beach forests, not reach the highest point
yeah southern ontario fucking sucks
Last fall I "climbed" Viennas highest elevation, the Hermannskogel (544m above sea level). There is an observation tower, and it's also the point of origin of the austro-hungarian empires land survey.
>>2865537>highest mountainranking mountains by height is boomer thinking Everest is a literal stripmall circus
im making a pizza and mushrooms would be good on it.
>>2869126Grab a few, take a photo of the gills (if there are any), cut them open and also take a photo of the slices. Don't assume you can ID them safely by the top of the cap. You can also use smell to ID them, but with caution - smelling good does not mean edible, what I mean is grabbing notes such as if it's closer to an oyster mushroom smell or a blue cheese smell, for example.
>>2869126
try to learn as much about shrooms as possible before asking if you can eat them
>>2869190claude would never
>>2870908Claude doesn't "know". That's the problem with all predictive AI models. They don't know if what they are saying is true or not, just what the most likely answer should be based on their training data. They have no way of filtering out bad data. And they're programmed to provide you the answers you most likely want to hear, not what's true. Because, again, they don't know what's true.
Why do people stare at you like you're crazy when you say you camp during winter? I didn't think propane tanks implied freezing to death.If I am camping during winter I must be a demented insane killer with a vendetta against society (wanted to have fun making a warm tent)
>>2862939you can have sex in the sauna tent
>>2869172Gross.
The cold can be managed. Having to use a flashlight from 5pm until you go to sleep can be a little annoying.
>>2862703https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Thomas_Knight
>>2869172>not having sauna in the sex tent
Some say Tour du Mont Blanc is the most beautiful trek in Alps, others say going from one hiking location to another by car is a better way to spend 10 days.Personally I'd like something:>physically demanding (preferably over 2500 m asl)>not very dangerous (no dangerous glaciers or scrambles above UIAA I, I may try via ferratas)>with good viewsI'd also gladly visit something non demanding as a leisure for my 57 years old dad.Another important thing is the cost. I don't wanna empty my wallet on one vacation. Also I live north east from Alps so Austrian Alps are the closest to me, followed by German and Slovenian Alps. Dolomites are a bit farther and Swiss and French Alps are really far away.
>>2868393>depends on how much time you have to get to your destinationa little under two weeks was my plan>In case of the latter I would just go for one of two options...yeah, i'll skip tarp. my next question is, should i bring cooking set and a buy a water filter? i will never be far from civilization so not sure if i should spend backpack space and money on gas, cup, filter etc.also, how many sets of clothes is ideal? i was thinking one long, one short, and sleeping clothes
>>2868441with two weeks I'd count for 3 or maybe even 4 days of hitchiking to get there, but it depends on which roads you are taking and how lucky you get with rides : ) regarding your question related to gear:I'd bring a simple cooking system unless you want to cold soak all your meals while away from civilisation. I wouldn't buy a water filter since you're in the alps and there's some streams or other drinkable water for free. The amount of sets of clothing really depends on your preference. I haven't tried 2 sets yet (but I'm going to soon), but it seems pretty manageable for a 2 week trip. It just all depends on how often you want to refresh yourself and your clothes... big tip: don't bring any soap or cleaning products as they take up space meanwhile simple water does the job well enough
>>2865864by actually going there with OSM&+ and saving where all trails are
Go to Vanoise or Ecrins instead, way less people and equally beautiful. Early June to early July if you like snow trekking, mid July to late September for cleared paths (under 3000m)
>>2869221>snow trekkingyou mean crevasse diving
did you know that the colorado river doesn't reach the ocean anymore, and hasn't consistently since the 60sit all gets sucked up for irrigation and municipal water on arizona and mexicothere's just a dry delta in baja california where it once wasa similar fate has actually befallen a bunch of rivers in the southwest
>>2850988>irrigationthis fucking nonsense needs to stopwe do not need vegetable shit unless it's to feed the fucking chickens
>>2856195we need a solution to this problem
>>2850988ive been there a bunch for work. its a weird area. my older coworker always goes into his vaquita stories when we are there.
>>2863098Global human population is expected to peak around 2050, and begin shrinking by 2100. Assuming no paradigm shift occurs in that time.
>>2850988all you have to do is destroy irrigation for worthless non-fruit cultivation, move data centers to salt water cooling, force refill efforts by making banks pay trillions with credit and leave them with the billdecay is a choice
