WORLD CUP QUALIFICATION UEFA>Sunday, Nov 16, 202520:45 Italy - NorwayEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Friday, Nov 14, 202516:00 Poland U21 - Italy U21>Tuesday, Nov 18, 202518:30 Montenegro U21 - Italy U21Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, use machine learning to sign new shitters and stay rakfiskpilled
>>152031219are you going to attend the milan derby?
I'm pretty sure there is a huge betting syndicate behind every youth team, doesn't explain the dozens of retarded yellow cards they get, the used Beans as a scapegoat to get away with the system
>>152031219There was snow in the mountains today
I guess I'll watch some concakino later
This is objectively the most KINO final for 2026
>IT'S COMING HOME vs.>TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
Greatest ally final would be kino as fuck
>>152029121>>152029142A win for either is a proxy win for the other
>>152029107would be peak thirdie seethe
After 10 days of competitions Dan leads the yusho race>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>152013312
1st for Kusano.
Kusano Kusonofuji Yoshinofuji will become dai-yokozuna. Danfags will say his name and they will be happy.
Lets wait to pass judgement on Yosh until after he has to fight a full joi level schedule instead of bulking up on easy wins like onokatsu and churanoumi. Everyone said Hakuoho was going to be the next big thing too, but now he is struggling to make KK, only barely made it on the last day in September>Hachinanoho
Nothing more than a minor setback. Yusho is already guaranteed
Heemvious: >>152025023
I need an eater that's gon eat eat eat
"Quiet! Quiet piggy." - DJT
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i neva drink
>>152031393Honestly? Respect for being straight edge.
They can qualify tomorrow if they beat Denmark at home! ARE YOU HYPED?!
I hope you qualify, but lets be honest the performances have been absolutely dire for ages how are you even in this position. McTom deserves better.
>>152028226When i'm passing by I'll be sure to piss there
>mfw sheep shaggers think they will win
>>152031152The Wales thread is the other way
I like Scotland. I really hope they can do it! Cheers skirties
The old thread (>>151764784) has gone at last, and I guess it falls to me to make a new one. Please be gentle. Neil Robertson has already beaten Tom Ford 4-1 in less than an hour, so the generous bucket table is continuing to give us hectically fast matches.The matches can be watched on proper TV, on ITV4, or on YouTube at the suspiciously inaccurately-named https://www.youtube.com/@MatchroomPool1.The arena still looks like a garden centre, and the players are still forced to dress in those awful, awful shirts. But it's been quite a good tournament otherwise.
>>152028216F for your happinessRecord the conversation, and try to work various lines from Snooker Loopy into it for us.
Ali widda rinse and soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv96V9uSGkI
>>152028216She's preggers, you are simply too virile Kenlad.
>>152028216>I'm taking the pendulum for you lads, remember me.Thank you for your sacrifice
you don't get it! [insert european shitter team #416] is le dark horse! They won 6-0 against The Viscounty of Shittenburg-Gotha and they also won against the former soviet republic of Karabakhozia!!!Their forwards play in 1. FC TractorShittenLiga! Their Keeper plays in San Gómez Antonio de La Badajoz Rivera in Spain! They are bound to shock everyone else in the World Cup like they did when they won 2-0 against the Principality of Eastern Plumbonia!
>>152029094>loses 2-0>gets rid of the star>loses 3-0
they cuck all your good players from you and this makes you very bitter
>>152029009I do not look like that and i do not say that
>>152029442You haven't been paying enough attention to their games, Japan has been easily a top 15 team over the past few years, if they end their tradition of choking in knockout games they will be a threat.
>>152031069South American international games are way higher quality than the average European one. The only problem is that individual Sudaca qualifying matches are so low stakes since 6.5/10 teams qualify.
World Cup 2026 spoiler
>>152031375VGH................
Why tf do these nobodies get 6 fucking national teams in the world cup??!! Seriously fucking Suriname, Honduras and Curaçao in the world cup???! Are you fucking insane?!! As if New Zealand being there wasn't bad enough, literal 3rd world shitters in the world cup.
>>152029846>(Europe never gets more than the bare minimum, the entire name of the game is breaking Europe's dominance)You have 16 spots, do you really need more?
>>152029893I wouldn't say Europe needs more. 32 spot tournaments would be ideal, and I am fine with Europe having the 14 spots it used to have in that format. I'm just saying that it's no secret that these expansions are partially intended to reduce Europe's share. Despite Europe having the highest quality density. It used to be the case with the 32 team format already, but I think the expansion to 48 is overdoing it. Having teams from all continents is good, you don't have to send the very 32 best to the main event. But this does feel kind of unbalanced. The politics behind it are clearWhile I'm not saying the FIFA rankings are perfect, they are about the only thing we have to somewhat compare. Look at the first 16 teams in Europe. The 17th team is at ranking position #65 or something. The other continents go considerably further downGiving MUCH more to Europe would obviously be bad as well since we also have the biggest gap in quality due to micronations
>>152029893>>152029937Had a dumb typo: The 17th-ranked UEFA team is at #33The 6th of CONCACAF is at #64. Keep in mind that this team gets in and the UEFA team doesn't ... if we take the world rankings for granted, which you obviously can't, but it still is a bit of a help. But to be fair, the 5th of CONCACAF is at #45 and the 4th is at #31.If the rankings were to decide, the last team getting in of each continent would be>Europe: #30>Asia: #58>Africa: #54>North America: #64>South America: #39>Oceania: #85 (it's just New Zealand)Also, keep in mind that two more spots will be given out by additional new playoff tournaments. UEFA is the only continent not allowed to participate. The next best Oceania team is at #149, they will be there (to name the most extreme example)
>Mick hates our stretcher girlsNGMI
>>152029796go back to brazil monkey
AW on suicide watch
>>152031070I care only for Senne
>>152030928I can't bloody watch, this is 'orrible
>>152030963I'M GONNA FACKIN SAY IT.. NAH I AM, I'M GONNA SAY IT
watch arsewogs blame the gabriel injury while they have a 45m cb warming the bench
>>152012228>David Moyes conquered Europe
Pilgrim edition
on Lebron James triple double @150/1 with a shitty local book who put up the wrong pricedoesn't win, only on for memes and value, best i could find elsewhere is 70/1
>>152029325There's no such as a lock at -1.30 but you might want to look at the GS--Magic game tonight.Paulo and Suggs (two of Orlando's starters) are hurt with Paulo confirmed out.Orlando is a scrappy team that plays up to their opponent's level so expect some of their bench players to hit the over on Points O/U like Goga, Isaac, or maybe Desmond Bane.
Romania/San Marino O1.75 1H Goals -150 1.5u
Spain win, over 1.5 goals and over 0.5 goals first half + Romania handicap -2 and over 0.5 goals first half @ 1.83.If this doesn't hit I don't know what will, it's the safest value bet I could find tonight. Probably could have thrown in Belgium clean sheet in there too
Since i see you guys also like overs for our game tonight i just want to highlight the first win condition of our bet tonight: the left back. This player likes to go forward a lot, for years it's been said he's not great defensively, but spectacular in attack. A similar player would be Di Marco. Then i see he's been paired with one of his teammates from Craiova on the left wing, Baiaram. The #9 Birligea is also capable of scoring goals, and Tanase, both from FCSB, very technical and capable of creating chances or scoring. Then on the right we have Ratiu who plays at Rayo Vallecano, supposedly a speedster, and Dennis Man, considered our most valuable player, from PSV, who scored a beauty against Napoli but often a choker, could and should also score today. And from the bench i also see multiple options for scoring, like Louis Munteanu as striker who scored 20+ goals for CFR last season, or Olaru from FCSB who scores every other game. Ianis Hagi could also score against mighty San Marino, or whoever comes in, even Miculescu or Dobre. Lots of names that mean nothing to you fine people, but my point is in this game with no stake, 0 pressure, at home, but with a desire to perform in front of the fans .... i see us scoring 7 goals. When FCSB played Virtus Pro from San Marino, it looked like they played against amateurs and scored at will. Should be similar
>Battle for direct qualification editionAustria needs to atleast get a draw, Bosnia needs 3 points to have a shot at direct qualification for CUM 2026
didn't realize Bosna still has a shot at direct qualificaiton, nice
>>152031284You mean Dzeko right? Dude is 40 lol
>>152031309Leave it to a german to not get simple wor play
>>152031307Yes yes, hard but not impossible.
>>152031270>Sabitzer LWWhat is Ralle cooking?
>1T4LY>brown latinx still seething
>>152026941>Chikaner thread Well, at least it's a Based Haaland thread
>>152029338kek
>gimmick thread
>>152029362t. mad hispanic
World Cup QualifierFirst leg 1 x 1
>>152031041Bolivia is total fucking ass when they aren't playing in outer space, you'll be fine Saddambro
>>152031041bolivia are useless out of new caledonia, I'd be scared of honduras/haiti/panama/curacao if I were you (Jamaica are kind of weakmind)Congo are gonna be tough though
>>152031224>>152031233Mhm,Mhmwe're kinda shit desu as well so i don't even know why we're so resilient in trying to get a WC seat but taking it match by match i guess.our support is also decent so there's that
>>152031049That 1990 team had three things the current UAE team lacks>Defense They knew how to play defensively which is how they tied so many games to qualify for 1990 Italia. This current team can’t defend for shit as we’ve seen in the last three games. >Competent coachZagallo was probably one of the best coaches you can get back then, a shame our FA took him for granted and let him go right before the 1990 World Cup.>SovlMost importantly, the team had Emiratis who lived with us unlike the current group of mercenaries who can’t speak Arabic. What frustrates me even more is that this country still has a lot of local players who wish they can represent the national team but the FA sidelined them and now they paid the price. Now we’ll just have to see if they’ll learn their lesson and bring back local players or double down and bring more mercenaries.
Irak is going to the USA world cup. 10/10 script
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>>151992075that bayern disaster class was pretty damningMaybe they can convince montemurro to return, they have a clutch of aussies already, right?
who's the ufc 229 of women's soccer?
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