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>Chicago Sky @Dallas Wings 7:00 ET
>Indiana Fever @Las Vegas Aces 9:00 ET
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>>156711373
Fudd
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>>156708827
SEXO MUCHO
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Alex Sarama is the best coach to listen to. He's an open book of knowledge and his biggest priority is creating a learning environment for development. He's also very analytics driven. He starts off all his media availabilities complimenting what the other team did good against them. I noticed after the atlanta dream game he says he believes Jordan Canada is the best Point of Attack defender in the league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YAyC6bhpiQ
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She's coming home

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Why did multicultural globohomo worshippers on reddit choose Norway as their team of choice?
One of the few European teams that plays with natives.
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>>156714756
>Of course they preferred Germany over Praguay, that's a given.
Nobody did, nothing in my post even says that either.
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>>156714367
Ok, Juan Gonzales
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>you now remember Harmeet Singh (norwegian dmf)
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Reddit likes "elite underdog" teams like Belgium used to be, and what Norway currently is. It gives them 1 degree of hipsterism from the people cheering on the best team and allows them to demonstrate domain knowledge which they believe makes them insiders and cool.
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>>156714226
>>156713746

This
>Le muh free edukashiøn
>Le muh free healthcare
>Le muh open bordars not nazi fascist scum westoid
>Le muh rich country and beautiful peepool kinda upanminded
Pretty much predditards seeing this

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>Wow, so le Pepsi just rigged it again?

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Are you prepared, France? you know it's over already

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hemmvious: >>156705208
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>>156715156
we gonna fine out sataday nite
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>>156715141
>>156715141
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Dear Mr. White and the Power Slap casting team,

My name is [NAME] and I am really, really stupid. I say this not as a weakness but as my single greatest qualification. Your sport requires a man to stand perfectly still, hands behind his back, while another man winds up and slaps him as hard as humanly possible. Smart people don't do that. I will.

I have never once thought through the consequences of anything, my chin is made of granite, and my friends have described watching me get hit as "genuinely upsetting to witness." I flinch at nothing because I rarely process danger in real time.

I am ready for the Contender Series. Point me at the podium.

Sincerely,
[NAME]
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>>156715069
Bodied that nerd
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>>156715170
EARLY
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>>156715175
Yours Sincerely,
Artem Lobov

On Saturday, I went to an outdoor FIFA watch party with my Korean gf and two of her friends, one a 9/10 blonde and the other a 7/10 brunette. Her two friends dropped some elite ball knowledge after a couple of margaritas:

>both said that Haaland is ugly but his wholesome chungosity and his height makes him attractive overall
>both were swooning over David Beckham. They literally cheered out loud every time the camera panned to Beckham.
>both found Harry Kane attractive as well. I pointed out his Norwooding and they didn't care.
>neither found the black players attractive. Jude Bellingham was upgraded from forgettable to "cute" after his second goal.
>Messi is "too short to be attractive". I said he is objectively the GOAT but it didn't matter to them. They literally said it's pointless dating a manlet because "he can't protect me from danger - I would probably have to carry him out of danger". Plus, he's an autist who can't even give his team a motivational talk despite being "captain". Major ick.
>both said it's objectively better to be great at multiple things than to be great at one thing. Ryan Reynolds >>> Ryan Gosling for that reason. Toto Wolff was the brunette's cheat pass for that reason.

In summary:

>height is law
>women have an feral desire to get BONGED
>being a millionaire renaissance man is the price of admission


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take meds
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>>156715154
Faggot ass leaf OP wrecked
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rangeban canada
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>listening
>women
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>>156715105

I knew this was a Canadian poster before even clicking the thread on the catalog. The entire post is very much saar coded

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They always want to play narrow but if you push them wide with your wingers, it exposes their fullbacks and leaves huge gaps between their centre backs. This is especially a problem because putting a cross in from wide with players like Kane and Bellingham waiting to head it creates a high chance of success. Mainly because England has a major height and physicality advantage.
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>>156714233
Why do descriptions of sports strategy always range from sounding anywhere between vaguely and overtly sexual?
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>>156715132
>England's weaknesses are their overconfidence and weak minds
Traditionally, yes, but this entire tournament they've had grit coming out of their ass, coming back from being behind or unfavourable ref calls and maintaining aggression.
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>>156714233
Ahh who do we have on the wing then *checks notes * noni madueke well he doesnt sound very English but im sure he must be a great player to make the team
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Englands weakness is that it is not really a national team, its a german manager with some nigger mercenaries and a diving diva
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France will rape us

We are witnessing history.
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>>156714953
Doue mogs him.
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>>156714963
unfortunately on a team so stacked that he cant shine
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>>156710812
stick to handegg
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>>156712341
French aura is such an oxymoron
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>>156710812
>off the ball movement

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Question for World Cup winners who actually saw it happen.

Does it frame how disappointed you are when you lose in any future tournament after you've held that trophy? I feel like if we win the World Cup, we've basically completed the video game of football and everything else for the rest of time would be replaying the game for novelty value, knowing you've already completed it.

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I want both Hispanic teams to beat their ancestral rivals

We would have bragging rights over the anglos and french (blacks) for the rest of our lives
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>>156706602
>ancestral
>Argentina
Argntina balied UK during WWI & II, Spain on the other hand have been at war vwith the Bongs since the Roman times, maybe even before then.
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>>156707078
France has been our ally half of the times, we fouth them in Italy but we also helped them in the 100 year wars, they founded the Spanish March and we killed Charlemagne bf Roldan, it is a love / hate relationship.
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>>156706602
Im fine with losing to Spain. We just need to fuck up Argentina
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>>156714843
incredible

like 150 years apart

and memes are still the same

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Norwaybros, I'm sorry.
I used the highest quality, best camera angle I was able to get my hands on.
Unfortunately the camera is not locked in place, and because of that I had to digitally stabalize the footage.
I painstakingly went through and motion tracked the ball by hand, frame by frame, and... I just don't see it.

Can someone PLEASE explain what it is you see?
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>>156714163
it did though. any object with mass exerts a gravitational force on any other object with mass. so whether the ball touched the cable or not, the ball's trajectory was changed because of it.
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>>156714291
This is true, I hope FIFA will take into account the position of Saturn in case it's gravity moves a ball one ångström to the left and helps us win against Argentina.
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>>156714352
>argentina fans rigging by all rushing behind our goal
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>>156714055
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>>156714176
The slightest touch if any in that case.
Most definitely not "dropping straight down" like some claim.

>>156714255
Thank you

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What if soccer BUT with fistfights as integral part of the match?
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>>156713044
kek
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>>156713146
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>156713146
Incredible
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>>156713146
Deschamps, hire this deer
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>>156713146
I like how happy he is about the result

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Messi used to be the "humble" counterpart of Ronaldo, but now the fame has gotten to the old mans' head completely.
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>>156713223
>t.gaped by muzzies
LOL, eurocucks will soon be wearing burqas, and not just the women.
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>>156712514
Pecho frio boludo
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Somehow hes autistic but also crude at times
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>>156712491
this midge was fuming that he didn't get to tap in the third goal
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>>156713689
he used to be autistic and that made him somewhat endearing, now he's just arrogant

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New Norway flag just dropped
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>>156714897
laalandsisters... wtf...


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