>>2380561I like Red Alert 3I think everyone that does not is gay and autistic
>>2380561well it's an american game and americans aren't allowed to create anything involving light hearted humor about russia right now, it has to be full on evangelical condemnation.
>>2381300Yeah, a dude is making his own red alert 2 but roguelike, called theblast conscript I think.
>>2381376thats cool
>>2380580RA2, Generals and C&C3 are good. RA3 is the start of the decline.
>4 on the floorwhat did he mean by this?
>>2375335>those stillsThey don't make games with SOVL like this anymore...
>>2365059beat me to it
>>2375335>Alexis = disadvantaged Not in unpatched ZH where her EMPatriots can instakill any non-GP air units.
>>2366697dinosaur status?
>>2375335>>2380686and the aurora alpha which is an invulnerable flying sign saying "get fucked nigger" to anyone on the receiving end
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Stop me if you heard this before but we went two more months without updates.TNO devs have taken down some of these links. Will audit them once the leaks slow down.https://www.youtube.com/@ThomasLands - Leaked build footage. Nearly finished and scrapped Italy, very unfinished Germany/US reworks and more.https://space.bilibili.com/385529615/upload/opus - BiliBili leak video repository.https://files.catbox.moe/80z6tb.png - Bormann TNO2 flowchart (never releasing).https://files.catbox.moe/cdag1w.pdf - Vote Pig, the US rework proposal. Read all about this hot new TCT mod.https://files.catbox.moe/j8tp21.pdf - December 24 roundtable notes. Germany never.https://files.catbox.moe/zo5zhk.pdf - Post-Antarctica 25 roundtable notes. Bleak.https://files.catbox.moe/9320n5.pdf - Japan rework proposal.https://files.catbox.moe/chzsvc.pdf - Japan Funada Design Doc.https://files.catbox.moe/beh76f.pdf - France proposal. Nearly 200 pages, fucked by DV.https://files.catbox.moe/omzl7q.png - France flowchart. Resistance is dead.https://files.catbox.moe/xlhrjj.pdf - Sweden proposal. Dev has finally stopped posting here.https://files.catbox.moe/ycctp0.png - Sweden flowchart. We lost Pakt Sweden for this OTL-fest.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2384700Ok, so back to it, so as I was saying, the US industry's problem is that it can't really grow much and is generally rather stagnant. The new deal system relies on big business and big labor to prop it up; however, those two things would be a massive problem here. Big business stamps out competition with the government's tacit consent (because it's easier to deal with one big company than 40 small ones), and Big labor keeps wages unnaturally high. This causes domestic products to become much more expensive, as big companies have to raise prices to improve workers' compensation. As these companies gradually become an oligopoly, lobbying increases labor costs, and then the prices of goods go up. This will cause the economy to stagnate The only real way to solve this problem is to deregulate the shit out of your internal market, allowing the market to create competitors and lower prices. Or you could open the borders to lower labor costs and relieve pressure on the system.In the TNO tl, since the US can't offshore its jobs to foreign countries, what it has to do is bring foreigners to prop up the domestic industry. TLDR: The US triples down on mass immigration in order to compete to preserve the oligopoly. Now this would be a disaster domestically, But I didn't touch upon the international consequences. Because if this happens, which it probably would, the Germans are going to have the biggest "I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO" in human history. The entire justification of the pakt is that the Americans are run by a Jewish cabal hellbent on turning Europe into a mixed-race hellhole, and the Americans pulling something like this would be the biggest vindication for nazi idelogy. This is something the devs probably haven't thought out, but the more liberal and internationalist the US is, the more united the pakt becomes. So if the Americans want to actually liberate Europe, it would actually have to chud out and present itself as "the reasonable Germania."
>>2384717>Can't offshore jobsSeems silly. In most cases they will have as options Mexico, the carribean, most of South America, then there's the what ifs like south Africa (cheap labor a plenty) and also India and then there's the chunks of Africa they can get if free France and South Africa win.Seems to me in most outcomes there will be plenty of low labor cost places available for offshoring
>>2384908>America offshores jobs to Russia >"It's unrealistic for there to be another war so soon.">All Ford plants in western Russia bombed within days of the war breaking out It'd be funny.
TNO:RA Toozer
>>2385264Thank you for your service.
I love this game. I like it more then AOE2. Discuss it.
>>2381104...and Larping as Aztecs too. There is a reason the flag of Mexico has an eagle eating a snake.
>>2370069I just realise they copy & pasted their pose's from their god portraits for the cover art, and called it a day.Kind of disappointing really, compared to the Chinese & Japanese.
New thread for aztecs tomorrow?
>>2381917I'm kind of hoping they'd do another art pass but considering it unlocks in an hour or so it's probably not gonna happenGuess we'll find out soon enough
Why wait? Aztecs are here>>2382956
You better back this game on the kickstarter
>>2378613Why do all these games larp in the command and conquer spirit? It's a dead game.
its just>graphicsI see nothing of value here
>>2378618Fuck off shill, also go buy some overpriced '"gourmet'" hotdogs with your own money if you're the gamedev advertizing this paid OpenRA mod again.
>>2378613Sir, this is a mod.
>two threadsHard pass
Raggedy Anne EditionGeneral Guide Mastery Set Effects, Mastery Drop List etc:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1349483727Finding Masteries, Modules, and Troublemakers:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1971619284Mastery/Module Descriptions:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2037290423Taming and Beasts Guide:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2020436206Farming Guide:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2025825529Machine Guide:https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2025828272Troubleshooter Encyclopedia:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Dandylion devs are like saints for having the patience to deal with all the retards in the Steam forums and reviews. I would've gotten pissed to and told people to fuck off after the dozenth pointless new feature addition request while in the middle of making a sequel which will likely address those concerns.
>>2385217I have been grinding the polluted mountain stage, I have not seen a single blue negoori with a mohawk.
>>2385224nobody tell him
>>2385217>"Baka gaijin how dare you suggest we lessen the grind, the casual silent minority doesn't mind sleeping through the stages on easy difficulty"t.- Dandylon
>>2385268Actually, Dandy silently nerfs enemies and stuff over time. The destrons in 60S have been nerfed at least 3 times from their introduction, only one of which was reflected in the patch notes. There are also several cases in the main game where events that used to be gameovers when you lost have been changed to progress the story regardless.
TFR is dying edition——-MODDING RESOURCES———>bit dot ly 3GPdwPDGeneral Index of tutorials for photoshop, GFX, scripting, etc. This is a google doc, so be aware.>https://hoi4.paradoxwikis.com/ModdingGeneral article hub on modding, also has a lot of info in general on all pages.>Text Editors/Codinghttps://notepad-plus-plus.org/https://www.sublimetext.com/https://code.visualstudio.com/Programs to write out proper syntax for code/scripting. Try to keep everything centralized in one program if possible; experiment and decide which one is right for you.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>2378603mutts law
Why are there so many fucking events before the American civil war kicks off? You unironically spend more time paused to read the events than having the game run.There also being 2 decision tabs that can not be open at the same time which need to be juggled is also retarded.I just stare at events and click a decision once a while for 2 hours. Other countries were pretty enjoyable so far and I hope the actual civil war is fun to play but quite a lot of these events aren't needed or could be half the text easily.
>>2334032Retard here. I'm thinking about buying the base game just for R56, is this a good move or nah? I'd prefer to not mess around with DLC because I feel like everything after Man The Guns is bloat and everything up to MTG is in the base game now. Also is R56 good for plausible scenarios, or is it full of larp like the modern base game if you max out the DLC's?
Is there a reason to play either Russian and/or Chinese war lord in the fire rises yet?
>>2334032>>2380673>>2380673>>2380673True thread.
lmao they just posted this on the steam page then deleted it half an hour later/r/eu5 is banning anyone who even mentions itprevious thread: >>2369026
>>2384542>25 seconds in to this crap and he's already issued two disclaimers about how bad slavery isIt's because youtubers are constantly living in terror of getting reported. If youtube issues strikes or shuts your channel down there's basically no recourse, it's impossible to reach a human to explain anything, and it's like your channel never existed. Takes ages and ages to build up viewership and get accepted by the opaque algorithms, then a few disingenuous reports or an unannounced moderation change and oops, it's all gone forever.This means everyone has to be a tremendously mealy-mouthed and qualify every statement about everything, self-censor in ways that even the Communist Party of China wouldn't demand, etc. Hell if I were him I wouldn't have put the word "slavery" in the title either.
>>2384542>watching jewtubers play and/or ramble about a map gameI would rather watch the pain olympics
why is it that my vassals and only my vassals, never those of the enemies, can make separate peace without any explanation of why inside the game I think I'll stop playing. It's absurd to start a war, occupy the enemy vassals without being able to do anything about it, while when the enemy occupies mine he annexes them while the war is in progress. So in the end, even if I win the war, there is the risk that what I manage to get is less than what the enemy annexed during the war. It's absurd. First, because then the possibility of annexing enemy vassals must also apply to the player. Second, because there is no explanation in the game of why one's vassals and I repeat, ONLY one's vassals can make separate peace. If there is a reason it must be explained and then I must be able to decide which vassals to involve in the war but the best thing is that the vassals can NEVER ever make separate peace. There is no warning that it can happen, when a vassal is occupied at least warn me that if I do not free the territories within a certain time he will make separate peace. So it is crazy. Moreover, in the case of the Fiefdom where the "boss" is my King, who the hell signs the separate peace with the enemy? One chosen at random among the citizens?
New Thread: >>2384642
>>2384626are they disloyal?https://www.reddit.com/r/EU5/comments/1owhx8t/psa_disloyal_vassals_can_separate_peace_their/
Congratulations, brothers.
>>2368727>tfw we get to die soon
>>2368703Remaster announcement? Or just pointless memberberries?
>>2368961Pointless memberberries ‘course, EA has effectively proven that they don’t have any interest and any “grand gesture” they show is just to boost the sales of still broken Ultimate Collection on Steam
>>2368703cool
>half the mods posted in these threads are just teasers>they'll never be released>some of the dev teams have expressly stated this>they still get postedwhy.previous: >>2271833
>>2295867>Play OWB.>They have not updated to the new doctrine system.>Tech tree still dogshit.>Still remaking their OC countries.>Map is even more tedious and micro intensive.Fucking hell that mod is in such a state.
EAW got some new focus trees.
How is this still up?
>>2326678bresented without comment
I found a niche guy you can add to your modshe's an otherkin identifying conservative white supremacist from Sao Paulo, Brazil and he also supports British Israelism so I think he'd be perfect for hoi4 mods
*teleports an Engineer next to your Construction Yard*why was this allowed???
>>2347385Nod had invisibility and c4GDI had jump jets and c4
>>2365380>Nod had invisibility and c4Invisibility that's only active when the commando isn't moving>GDI had jump jets and c4The jumpjets are hardly instant, and the commando is still vulnerable to attacks while using them
>>2347385this doesnt happen in mental omega
>>2347385always keep ailed engineers near
Token somethingit has a gun and is turnbaseHelp!
nevermind
Eh?
Can anyone tell me why my guys are starving despite available logistic points being like 7 times higher than consumed ones? Are they just too fucking lazy to pick up their stuff or what?Logistics man, how the fuck do they work?
>>2384079I wish Vic let us choose more about our planets. Everything I have ever seen are squids and spiders. I have heard there are even cat people with regime status in the game.
Are fist and autocracy just bad profiles that prevents you from just picking the most based option all the time?>nooo dont kill them or you will get fist/autocracy and will ruin your mind/meritocracy profile
Heh...
>>2383806>Modern India is more civilized than 1950 Europe and America.Are you confusing civilization for tech level?
>>2384187I've gotten sentient lizardmen before.
ASL 21 will be taken by a Zerg Chad, indubitably. The only question is, which one? Will Soulkey return for a fifth one? Will Soma get a second one? Will Zero display his old man strength by taking a third one, well past his prime? Will Larva? Will Effort? As he pushed into the Zerg's mainMarine a-move total no brainPenetrated by the sunkensHe felt his testes cold and shrunkenSo he scrambled for the mech switchLurkers out now better hide bitchSo he cowered in the bunkerZerg on four gasGetting drunkerTerranny, are you okay?So, Terranny, are you okay?Are you okay, Terranny?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>vs sharp"Heh he only won because sharp played like ass">vs ssak"I fucking kneel tulbo-sama"
>>2378220>the judge and the imbecile
based fat fuck
MOOOOOOOOOOTFIX THIS SHIT
predictions?
