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>>2320197Post screens faggot
>>2320197Germany is fucked. I had hoped they would run through France, but France has been on a war footing for nearly 3 years while Germany has not. Plus Germany never got Austria because I wiped out Austria before the Anschluss event could fire. So we got France snailing their way into the southern half of Germany while I causally crawl my way towards Berlin.Yeah, very disappointing. >>2320197No. I cant be fucked. Just imagine the world map getting painted pink other than France and all the starting puppets.
>>2320642Okay so Germany crumpled like wet toilet paper under the mighty onslaught of my armies. I have every worthwhile strategic bonus available.Bit fucking annoying though the way puppets suddenly pop back into existence once their original masters are fully annexed. Like Manchuria. It messes up the global color scheme.So now its only me, France, and Russia ( and the unavoidable puppets ) But its still only late 1939 and the civilian nuclear technology is being held back by the ahead of time malus. Still a long way off producing nukes.>Just invade Russia for fuck's sakeNo, I want to nuke them, then just taking Leningrad should be enough to force a surrender. Ezy pezy, no hassle, no fuss, no grinding out the last advances towards distant victory points.
>>2321266Just saw this thread is over half a year old with less than 20 posts, four of which are mine made in the last few days, lol. I'm out, bye!Protip to OP, if you want people to engage with your thread at least have something intelligent to say.
>>2319336You play at 2x or 3x speed nigga, it's manageable
so now that modders fixed the remaster, what's your excuse for not playing it?
>>2319306does remaster have the copypaste feature of the ceasar 3 fan mod?
>>2319306>what's your excuse for not playing it?I have the original with a resolution fix. Also, how the FUCK do you beat Meidum?
>>2320666Um actually Satan, the Pyramids were built with seasonally unemployed farmers who needed something to do during the flood of the Nile. You would know this if you played the game.
>>2319306>what's your excuse for not playing it?It's boring
>>2320666 (heiled)They were browns so it's fine.
Paradox can't help themselves. eu5 is done.
>>2306884here
>>2134850>(((Paradox)))
>>2136586>>2173196>>2166994>>2173196>>2254331>>2263149>>2315376Top Sodding Kek, these bountiful (You)s invigorate me!I am ready to strike out at the paratroon menace and make all shills rue the day!My cup runneth over! KEK!! KEEEKKK!!! KEEEEEEKKKK!!!!
>>2322899Robbie died of colorectal cancer in 2017. You have to let him go....
>>2236338Why else would the Charlie Kirk's assassin would spend over 4k hours in HoI4 instead of playing at least a dozen more gay furry VNs?
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>>2329324You seem to be a retard so just copy paste the first two posts and put whatever you think is newsworthy for the third.
>>2329273They don't seem very american so it might be skeleton content in south east asia/hotspot for the asian cold war.
>>2329331Bitch that's what I'm doing.
>>2329332>>2329332>>2329332MOVE
Sparking for my toozer now
waiting for elder kings editionprev>>2229560
beginning to miss playing EK2 but I don't want to roll back to the patch that could freeze my entire system on a whim at startup if I dared to use DX11 instead of Vulkan
Damn, a near 2 month thread and barely any posts about actually playing the gameCK is fucking dead
>>2329685if PoD fixes sorcerer ordination for randomly generated hunters you want me to do one of those uhshit what's it called with progress reports/blogging, AAR?
>>2329698it's also borked for Theurgist while I'm bringing that upit works normally for children coming of age, manual ordination, or recommending a pupil to a vassal, but apparently landed rulers just pop a fucker out of thin air and they will not have relevant ordination traits. So no Independent Hunter realm of Sorcerers in Britain without getting very tedious and hands-on with immortality potions.
>>2329698sure, we could use some AARs
cautiously optimistic this timealso whats wrong with 3? was it really THAT shite?
>>2309065please be good
>>2309065I played the shit out of 2 as a kid. My mom did too.
>>2309065I want to see a somewhat-competitive multiplayer session play out.
>>2309078imagine selling some corpses illegally
Where's the fucking thief class?
'bout to download this to experience Dawn of War 4 beforehand. What am I in for?
>>2322727Disappointment.
>>2322902Same devs. Same priorities. Same UI. Same engine. Same composer. Et cetera.Once DoW4 comes out Iron Harvest will be the game closest to it.
A janky slog of a game that tried to incorporate too many concepts and succeeding in none of them.
>>2322916my dad works at ASDA>>2323060Different universe. Different IP owner. Different autistic truth police GW tard handler. Different gameplay mechanics. Different cover mechanics. Different vehicle mechanics. Different terrain and environment. It'll be the same as Iron Harvest in the sense that they are both RTS games and that's where the similarities end
>>2323060oh, and the factions are not mirrors of each other with 1-2 different specialist units
Thread inspired by this >>2175383 thread. Post only the most cringe looking strategy units.Starting off with Praetorian from Homm6. Tier 1 unit btw.
To this day I'm baffled why they decided it was a good idea to remove a head from the genie. But given responses above I'm sure there WILL be a contrarian claiming how genius this design is.
>>2310402Yes, I thought the same. I can't think of a reason they just couldn't go with a design more like homm3 or from posterior games that had hot genie chicks. I guess they just went ahead with the most whimsical concept art they had, same reason the djinns had those big ass hands
>>2310402I can picture devs trying to go for "mage's bodyguard" look with this design, but even then it's overstylized. At least Homm7, while not having the best reputation among fans, brought back sexy genies (although the design itself was made for Homm6 before the mages town was cut from that game, Homm7 just reused it).
>>2180285WE ARRUUH DUH MACEMENWOT? ALL THA' WEYUH?WOTCHA NEED?
>>2213009>Why yes, our game was made post-WC3. How could you tell?
weird game isnt?
I'm not downloading any playable viruses unless somebody confirms that this '"game'" does in fact contain real cheezy poofs as commonly rumored.
How long until Paradox abandon EU5? This was supposed to be their magnum opus.. no one wants to play..
>>2322319Sweetie, people R*ddit are saying player numbers don't matter and it is perfectly normal to have lower player numbers than CK3.
>>2322464And that game is shallower than my backyard pond so it figures
>>2322319So we need to:>Fire Johan and kill the studio>Put someone competent in his place to tard-wrangle the project>Revamp most mechanicst in the game>Rebuild the IUSounds about right.
Just realized they made a big fuss about dynamic flags and yet I've never seen anything but the standard flag for all countries. What even causes them to change?
>>2322614I think i've gotten a flag change as otoman every time the age has advanced
Fuck that specific spot editionThread to discuss Graviteam tactics and Combat mission games and others like them.
>>2328681Short of Black Sea or Blue on Blue Shock Force it's probably the most intense one. Maybe it's more than those because of Soviet doctrine. New turn, not much on this push, he has infantry in the buildings and hedges, need to clear M113s on the right before I can push as even .50cal can penetrate BMP1s from the side.
>>2328708To the right it's going well, his units in the houses are completely suppressed, he attempted to push in more but they got gunned down.
>>2328709A closer look, I selected his dead units in the house so you can see them better. That's a lot of dead capitalist swine.
>>2328710More BMPs coming in from the left since he only focused the right flank. There are also 9 BMPs loaded with troops read to push the left flank towards his spawn covered by 4 T-64B1s, however this was unnecessary because...
>>2328712...as soon as I hit end replay it turns out he surrendered.Looking at the full map, he had a handful of M113s left, enough infantry to fill half those M113s, and 1 tank (plus some assorted secondary stuff). Dragging it out another 30 minutes would have been pointless.
Ok, I've seen enough. I've had my fill, I've played my money's worth. When did you realize you were done with your favorite strategy game, and that it was time to move on?
>>2310715Uninstall and kys then tranny
>>2311352Are Argentina and Chile considered white? They have a considerable european population.
>>2311589I've never installed KR retard.
are the devs still on holiday?
>>2319851Gold Team is back and looks like a hefty update is coming soon.
What does /vst/ think about these games and their expansions?
I've played around 80 hours ln 2 with first dlc. I enjoy it's not classic RTS with mircro and macro, more like playing a chess with goal of winning a game with least moves. Spiral dlc changes dynamic a lot turning from larping as resistance to full open war as long you keep unlocking spire cities. AI is pretty fun with vanguard ad manruder fleets. I just hate whole aspect of tower defense.
>>2319635Arcen is one autist's passion project. Dude went bankrupt making failed games which led to a divorce and then married a rich woman to keep funding his game dev hobby.
>>2320644>on rails choose your own adventure narratives with reddit writing"To be fair stellaris proves this is a good choice.
>>2321717>and then married a rich womanholy based, didn't know this was how he bounced back
>>2321717>married a rich woman just to fund his autistic meme gamesbased
And Six Ages.Post your tula.
So what no fucking sequel now?
>>2312338>End of the world? Never heard of it.>>2313643Mechanically, it's certainly an improvement, but it's far more story-focused. I really wish we had a KODP-like sandbox, but with the mechanics from SA2>>2313827Probably not. I mean, it's not impossible, but sounds highly unlikely. Also, you've reminded me this recently came out:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2366500/RuneQuest_Warlords/
>>2313643Wind was so-so.Light Going Out is amazing.
>>2312338ignore my cattle i totally didn't cheat
Need this game but 40k Chapter Master themed.
It's up
Fuck whoever designed this map
Anyone wanna play some coop on this fine sunday?
>>2186214Wolf has two setups. The large castle is ass but small castle wolf will spam out horse and arab archers plus he's one of the few AI that makes swordsmen and trebs.
blood for the blood god
>>2156993AI slop
