ARE YOU READYTO MEETTHE WORST STARTER POKEMON OF ALL TIME
>>58782066>I'd just be glad that he didn't fall for a trannySame. I was getting worried with how often he used gender neutral terms like "partner".>>58787783Jon is clearly doing it for fetish reasons moreso than the average troon anyways. He puts on that fetishy "female" voice sometimes now and you can tell he's getting off to it.
>>58788176It’s a shame, he used to be a streamer I constantly watched. Sad to see him go downhill like this.
>>58784200Honestly it's perfectly fine if an adult wants to switch genders. (Kids and Teens should not be allowed to though. They're too young to make such a big life decision.) But when you make a big deal about it, get up in peoples face about it, or worse make your identity around it and/or force other transitioning people to conform to your expectations you're either gonna make a lot of people uncomfortable and/or paint a target on yourself.
this thread is shit, just like the Chikorita line
>>58788209His wife probably gonna leave him though.
Merry XmasAlso Lopunny thread
>>58787140You already know what I would do to her
>>58787496Joker, you can't... she's an animal!
>>58776703Found it.Crisp edit.
>>58788205And extra-crispy original.
I need a Lopunny
Family Reunion EditionPrevious thread: >>58756276Archived threads: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/search/subject/eevee-friday/
>>58787276I've so many images that I can't decide what to post.
It's time.
>>58786114>Jasmine with pants and a tank/sport topOh wow that outfit really works for her
>>58778303That's saltwater, it's fine for Ground types
It's that time of the year again, welcome to the /vp/ Monotype Tournament!Put together a monotype team and battle it out in the Monotype tournament where you fight to win a gym leader spot and represent your favorite type in Pokemon Legends Z-A!Rules and details: https://pastebin.com/VEH2MVZ0Tournament will kick off on January 9Need to practice, team-build, or get some breeding leftovers to help you prepare for the tournament? Post away! There's plenty of people around to help!All communications will be conducted within discord once the tournament begins.
Current submissions:Ground: 2Ghost: 2Flying: 2Dark: 1Water: 1Rock: 1Fairy: 1Steel: 1Normal: 1Ice: 0Bug: 0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Can we please play this on ORAS?
>>58785528no
>>58780030>hoping pokemon home becomes a thing before this startsit won't but I'm hoping
Current submissions:Ground: 2Ghost: 2Flying: 2Dark: 1Water: 1Rock: 1Fairy: 1Steel: 1Normal: 1Psychic: 1Ice: 0Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
A thread for the creation and discussion of fan fiction and other fanworks - anything that involves a story and/or reading. What've you been reading? What've you been writing? What would you like to see more of?>Thread question:Anything you want to finish writing or reading before the New Year?>Previous thread:>>58761605
>>58787568Official material does this too
>>58781869800 dollars a month on patreon btw
>>58788052Our thread AIfag has no excuse now. If that guy can do it, why is our guy dragging his feet? Chop chop.
>>58788052I haven't seen him mention his clear AI use and he hasn't tagged the story thread as being AI either. No one has called him out on it too.
>>58788263>I haven't seen him mention his clear AI use and he hasn't tagged the story thread as being AIThey often don't, especially if they put in effort to edit. It's not good for establishing a readerbase and especially a patreon. Chinks have been doing this for a while now and the west is finally catching up.>No one has called him out on it tooIt's not worth the hassle and you risk getting banned. I've seen authors with blatantly AI generated art that they claim was drawn by a human but no one bothers questioning it.
I did all the side missions and tried completing each zone before finishing the main story, but I had no motivation to keep going after thatDisappointing compared to Acreus, which I immediately wanted to 100%
How? I found the sidequests in ZA better than Arceus's on average.
>>58788158Exploring ZA's city was so painfully boring I gave up on the side quests halfway through and just blitzed through the story, which I proceeded to never to touch the game again
Julian EditionPrevious Thread: >>58760982FAQ: https://pastebin.com/MypNBzca
>>58783824Sheesh those are nice!
>>58777362you got a bunch of code cards to build a deck with online tho
>>58787955I see what you did there
>want to collect my favorite pokemon >Can't decide my favorite pokemon Help
>>58788210https://www.dragonflycave.com/favorite.html
Here's your government-mandated Pokehag in Gen 10
They could never make me hate Gitarja. She loves me unconditionally for making good settles and leaving the dogshit tiny islands with nothing on them for her. One of the most consistently friendly and loyal allies in the game.
>>58788041She's a Javan doe
Will Shiva's fusion components appears as Pokemon?
>>58788191Arr rook same
sex with Gitarja
>Here's your """professor""" bro. Some dumbass airhead bimbo with a PhD in fellatio researchImagine going from Professor Oak to THIS. Holy shit how embarrassing.
>>58786335
Peon lost
>>58788207He likes her cooking though...
>>58788237Too bad she isnt interested in his cocking
>>58788072 look for j@ck or skyjack
Hey, I had a long day. Can we have a Hex thread? I wanna see my wife.
>>58786944The goal
>>58786944My wife and my son.
>>58787690Beautiful bride
>>58775644well anon?
“Do Not Open Until Christmas” Edition>autist OP count: 123>threads since counter: 132Previous thread: >>58692034Rusefox GF pastebin:https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.mdZoroark GF stuff (bouts of high horny, lewds not shown):https://write.as/m5g64340lxjug2dp.mdComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
You DID read the instruction manual that came with your Zoroark right?
>>58786194who reads instruction manuals?
>>58785565anon, that one has nipples
>>58786194Someday I'll be able to afford the true-scale version.
>>58786194
Merry Christmas EditionPost Mays, Harukas, Sapphires, and her Pokémon, too! (Please try to limit the AI sloppa.)May OC:>https://pastebin.com/VcBgtdQpMay Identification Guide (in progress):>https://rentry.co/vp-mg-may-identification-guideOC Artwork Gallery:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-oc-fanartOC Fanfiction Library:>https://rentry.org/vp-mg-oc-fanfictionComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>58788130I love looking at May's rear...
>>58788265is she dead
>>58788268She's petting a Skitty in the sleepy shade.
>>58788268No, but Ash might be soon after taking a header to protect May.
this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by scheduling with my opponent changing times on me last minute and refusing to provide confirmation prior to the day of the match as to play times, losing this way felt even worse than I had thought possible. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not. I am done with Pokemon, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance. One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
>I can't predict and it makes me mad: the thread
Smoggies are comically bad at predicting
>>58783380You've got it backwards, he wanted to vote yes on banning Machamp. He was very vocal about how much he hated Machamp.
Pokemon is a highly skill-based game for intellectual big brained giga-IQ mind Chad's when I win, but a repugnant low-level rng fest shit,brained toddler-tier excuse of a competition when I lose, especially if it's when I get haxed so always.
Jimothy's unedited gameplay channel is the best pokemon content on youtube, the main channel is very clickbait/wikihow article-like
